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The coolest chick ever on: April 16, 2009, 01:22:23 PM
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #1 on: April 16, 2009, 01:36:11 PM
Just tell me if theres fisting involved, I wont click without it.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #2 on: April 16, 2009, 01:53:12 PM
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #3 on: April 16, 2009, 02:51:24 PM
I found her shit on there a couple of months back and was just going to ask if you had seen the one where she talks about taking DMT anally but you beat me to it. I like the one where she shows you how to get toad venom too.

But really, her talking about taking DMT anally is kinda hot.
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #4 on: April 16, 2009, 03:14:36 PM
Yeah, the toad milking is definitely one of my faves.
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #5 on: April 16, 2009, 04:03:47 PM
Sometimes I like to fill a shark's mouth with live cobras and then just jump right in.

Mad high yo!
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #6 on: April 16, 2009, 05:43:44 PM
Sometimes I like to fill a shark's mouth with live cobras and then just jump right in.

Mad high yo!

Oh snap! I gotta try that.
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #7 on: April 19, 2009, 06:12:47 AM
These have been around a while, but yeah she does seem extremely chill, doesn't she. I'd hang out with her.



Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #8 on: April 19, 2009, 06:27:53 AM
She seems pretty chill, but she also seems like she could easily be a real bitch. I could totally see her like always explaining how to "properly" do everything all the time.
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #9 on: April 19, 2009, 07:17:27 AM
She seems pretty chill, but she also seems like she could easily be a real bitch. I could totally see her like always explaining how to "properly" do everything all the time.

Speak for yourself in what makes a "bitch".....I would have found my soul mate; someone to argue with about what's correct and what's not.

(P.S.  Did I correctly use a semicolon?)
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #10 on: April 19, 2009, 07:21:23 AM
Grammar isnt important at this stage of the game...

Would you stick DMT up your arse? That's the important question.



Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #11 on: April 19, 2009, 07:27:27 AM
Yes, yes I would.  I've stuck coke up my ass, why would DMT be any different?
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #12 on: April 19, 2009, 07:32:53 AM
She seems pretty chill, but she also seems like she could easily be a real bitch. I could totally see her like always explaining how to "properly" do everything all the time.

Speak for yourself in what makes a "bitch".....I would have found my soul mate; someone to argue with about what's correct and what's not.

(P.S.  Did I correctly use a semicolon?)

Not accepting any way but her way would make her a bitch. Believe me, when you do everything "wrong" all the time it's not a discussion.
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #13 on: April 19, 2009, 07:38:58 AM
But, see, I am almost always right.
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #14 on: April 19, 2009, 07:53:58 AM
But, see, I am almost always right.

No way man, she'd very persistently and patiently explain to you why you were wrong, using big words to back up her position. It would be cute for a little bit, then you would explode in a fit of rage and keep squeezing her neck tighter and tighter until you heard a sickening popping noise. Then there'd be a body to dispose of and all that shit. Not worth the hassle.
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #15 on: April 19, 2009, 07:56:32 AM
I'm hard now.
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #16 on: April 19, 2009, 09:00:49 AM
Not accepting any way but her way would make her a bitch. Believe me, when you do everything "wrong" all the time it's not a discussion.

No way man, she'd very persistently and patiently explain to you why you were wrong, using big words to back up her position. It would be cute for a little bit, then you would explode in a fit of rage and keep squeezing her neck tighter and tighter until you heard a sickening popping noise. Then there'd be a body to dispose of and all that shit. Not worth the hassle.

WTF when did we get married?
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #17 on: April 19, 2009, 09:06:59 AM
Oh, sorry you don't remember that, I think it was my fault.  That was around the same time I gave krsna my famous benzodiazepine cocktail to use on "some lucky girl".
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #18 on: April 19, 2009, 09:37:20 AM
Whoopsie!
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #19 on: April 19, 2009, 09:49:46 AM
Ummm.....to come clean and tell the truth......oh man, how do I say this.....

Sarah, there is A LOT of shit you don't remember. 
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #20 on: April 19, 2009, 12:07:49 PM
Unfortunately, it's going to stay that way ightray anzigday?
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #21 on: April 19, 2009, 12:13:34 PM
« Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 12:14:00 PM by Drugmoth »
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #22 on: April 19, 2009, 01:45:57 PM
ocknay ouryay elfsay outway!
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #23 on: April 19, 2009, 09:56:09 PM
TiCa LoCa 20 (8:48:24 PM): Ewlk Jerz stinks like bad eggs baby shyt and bad perm...

I agree. But, only when you are on the NJTP coming back from the NYC. The bay WREAKS



Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #24 on: April 20, 2009, 09:46:35 AM
Hey, cool, Amanda's back!

(and yes, that was genuine).



Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #25 on: April 20, 2009, 10:30:05 AM
I think that was her one post.  I'm trying to get her to post more.  (I think she's depressed)
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #26 on: April 20, 2009, 07:06:01 PM
« Last Edit: April 20, 2009, 07:06:23 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #27 on: April 20, 2009, 07:07:45 PM
Nope.

But, hey, I invited my friend to come and post here and she's way cooler than me.
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Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #28 on: April 20, 2009, 07:08:20 PM
Your "friend" ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: The coolest chick ever Reply #29 on: April 20, 2009, 07:11:34 PM
Your "friend" ?

haha, no, not her.

i invited a girl who is actually just my friend.
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