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COME ON, seriously COME ON(Read 3769 times)
COME ON, seriously COME ON on: February 27, 2009, 02:47:03 AM
Who's Fred?
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Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #1 on: February 27, 2009, 03:31:45 AM
We're ALL Fred ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #2 on: February 27, 2009, 05:00:05 AM
Dylan, I'm gonna be in the Northeast this October, are you gonna show or are you gonna pussy out?



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #3 on: February 27, 2009, 06:43:18 AM
Didn't you OD or commit suicide about 2 months ago?

Hope springs eternal...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #4 on: February 27, 2009, 07:44:11 AM
Dylan, I'm gonna be in the Northeast this October, are you gonna show or are you gonna pussy out?

What, punky and I aren't invited to this northeast meetup? Thanks, man. I see how it is.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #5 on: February 27, 2009, 07:49:47 AM
i am sooooo down for hanging out mosh!!  i will break out my super nice bushmills for you.

He indicated my book, said, 'It's that rubbish that has you the nobody you are.'



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #6 on: February 27, 2009, 07:50:53 AM
no no no... you misunderstand...

When I was in Philly in 2005 (I believe you were in California at the time), I got Dylan on the phone, and gave him grief that he was in Maine and I was drunk in Philly.

I've already contacted Carolyn about October, I figured that by default you'd be along for the ride.



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #7 on: February 27, 2009, 07:57:18 AM
What's it going to be this year?

Steeleye's, drinking in a hotel room, J. Patricks, all of the above (well really to the side)?



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #8 on: February 27, 2009, 07:59:41 AM
Do you have to ask?

Fuck yeah.



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #9 on: February 27, 2009, 08:13:07 AM
Drunken waterskiing behind the ManFrog! hELLS YEA!!!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #10 on: February 27, 2009, 08:14:40 AM
Put enough alcohol or THC in me, and I'll do just about anything



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #11 on: February 27, 2009, 08:15:28 AM
Shadow puppets on the St Clements Cross. Take that, Virginia...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #12 on: February 27, 2009, 08:44:05 AM
Good to see you're not dead yet.



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #13 on: February 27, 2009, 09:10:59 AM
Don't lie to him Kyle...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #14 on: February 27, 2009, 11:31:59 AM
I might actually go north this year with you, you know, now that I have employees and shit ...

We'll see ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #15 on: February 27, 2009, 11:36:39 AM
 ::)
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #16 on: February 27, 2009, 11:37:03 AM
We should get bagman out here too, I mean he's practically a millionaire, he can afford a plane ticket, right?? Then maybe Mosh can take bagmans anal viriginity. I'd be willing to videotape.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #17 on: February 27, 2009, 11:42:35 AM
If he's almost a millionaire then Mosh and I are fighting this out ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #18 on: February 27, 2009, 01:21:05 PM
I'm a hermit.  Leaving my underground dwelling gives me tics.
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Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #19 on: February 27, 2009, 03:20:38 PM
Where in Jersey are you guys?

And Carolyn, did you go to lawschool in Jersey?



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #20 on: February 27, 2009, 03:31:43 PM
I'm a hermit.  Leaving my underground dwelling gives me tics.

No. Getting too far from your stash give you tics.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #21 on: February 27, 2009, 04:31:36 PM
I'm a hermit.  Leaving my underground dwelling gives me tics.

No. Getting too far from your stash give you tics.

Hahaha, stash! That's a good one.  I never have drugs long enough to have a stash.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #22 on: February 27, 2009, 07:29:53 PM
True. My bad.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #23 on: February 28, 2009, 02:16:46 AM
Hey trickster, is your anus available?

Hahaha "practically a millionaire". No. A millionaire in the making. Just means I have goals.



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #24 on: February 28, 2009, 02:18:26 AM
I have goals to be one too; doesn't mean it's gonna happen ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #25 on: February 28, 2009, 02:32:24 AM
True, but you gotta start somewhere.



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #26 on: February 28, 2009, 10:12:34 AM
Hey trickster, is your anus available?

Available for what, you sick fuck? Renting out for children's parties? Ok, sure. Available for you? No.
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you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #27 on: February 28, 2009, 10:28:30 AM
Does it tie balloon animals for orphans?



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #28 on: February 28, 2009, 10:53:08 AM
What if the bagman throws a children's party on his cock? Would you rent it to him then?



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #29 on: February 28, 2009, 11:41:05 AM
Emp- yes.

Doormouse- absolutely not.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #30 on: February 28, 2009, 01:44:36 PM
That's cool. I have no aspirations of invading your butthole. I don't want any brown rings around my ding-a-ling.

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What if the bagman throws a children's party on his cock? Would you rent it to him then?

You pedophile fuck!



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #31 on: February 28, 2009, 03:10:24 PM
"*cough* Look over here!

Excuse me, Veronica?"

"Yes? What is it, Brick?"

"I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."

"Excuse me?"

"The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?"

"Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?"

"That's it!"

"Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?"

"No. Yes. He did."

"OK. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants."

"Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?"

"No, Brick."

"All right. Let's go!"
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #32 on: February 28, 2009, 04:21:47 PM
I love lamp.



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #33 on: February 28, 2009, 04:56:28 PM
I just burned my tongue.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #34 on: February 28, 2009, 06:16:17 PM
"*cough* Look over here!

Excuse me, Veronica?"

"Yes? What is it, Brick?"

"I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."

"Excuse me?"

"The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?"

"Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?"

"That's it!"

"Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?"

"No. Yes. He did."

"OK. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants."

"Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?"

"No, Brick."

"All right. Let's go!"

How'd I get caught up in this?



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #35 on: February 28, 2009, 06:35:47 PM
At least you had the sense to not join Brick for the party in his pants.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #36 on: February 28, 2009, 08:21:02 PM
Are you sure about that?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #37 on: February 28, 2009, 08:49:32 PM
Was I drunk?