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Lately I seem to be developing a thing, over-burdensome carnal urges, towards slender Asian girls.  Yet I can only see this ending in my crying in a corn field as I shift with a shovel the Earth about frail xanthodermic frames rendered cold and graceless by unfortunate circumstance.


YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!(Read 14667 times)
Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #30 on: March 11, 2009, 09:13:16 AM
Where is bagman?

Its been a whole day without his postings...



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #31 on: March 11, 2009, 10:00:25 AM
Where is bagman?

He went to Houston, and probably doesn't trust surfing LG @ his hotel.
Although it'd be harder to track his antics back to him there than anywhere else.

Unless...  maybe he doesn't have a portable computer!
« Last Edit: March 11, 2009, 10:00:46 AM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #32 on: March 11, 2009, 01:50:35 PM
No way he works for a lawfirm and doesn't have a portable. EVERYTHING is boilerplated and done digitally these days.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #33 on: March 11, 2009, 08:17:32 PM
maybe he self-glued the lid shut. That happens
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #34 on: March 11, 2009, 09:02:28 PM
I see what you did there. That was a "beating it to internet porn" joke. Nice.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #35 on: March 11, 2009, 09:26:11 PM
I'm clearly a truly innocent dude. I was thinking, "model airplane glue?"
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #36 on: March 12, 2009, 01:51:09 AM
Look, sometimes I need to dumb it down a touch for the regulars here.
« Last Edit: March 12, 2009, 01:51:23 AM by underclass »
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #37 on: March 12, 2009, 07:38:22 AM
Still wanna know what finger twister is.... I'm envisioning aN itty bitty Twister that you play with your fingers but that sounds way lame.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #38 on: March 12, 2009, 09:35:49 AM
Still wanna know what finger twister is.... I'm envisioning aN itty bitty Twister that you play with your fingers but that sounds way lame.

it could also be a youtube remake of one of C's favorite movies.  using fingers, instead of people.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #39 on: March 12, 2009, 12:46:00 PM



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #40 on: March 12, 2009, 08:08:49 PM
Yes, that's the right idea!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #41 on: March 14, 2009, 10:10:11 PM
I was using a firm laptop. Bringing that firm laptop back and forth from the hotel, to the office and logging into the network. Even deleting cookies, cache, temp internet files, temp files, etc., blah there was no fucking way I was getting on the board (or porn). I was a straight arrow, all week.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #42 on: March 14, 2009, 11:46:14 PM
Get a secondary hard drive, and swap them out.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #43 on: March 25, 2009, 11:16:14 AM
what happened to danzig? did he go to portland again?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #44 on: March 25, 2009, 05:20:06 PM
We've been acting too immature for him recently.
Or maybe he and Kyle are having a secret party somewhere and we're the only ones not invited?
I tell you what: I'm off to find said party. I'll report back when I get there.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #45 on: March 28, 2009, 03:50:11 AM
No, sometimes I just hibernate.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #46 on: March 28, 2009, 04:08:21 AM



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #47 on: March 28, 2009, 04:15:20 AM
Yeah wasn't too hard for you to find that image considering you probably had 8 firefox tabs open to Bear sites anyways.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #48 on: April 14, 2009, 01:08:03 AM
Dear n00b kiddies.  I am your Pharmacist.  I'm the only person here besides Vindictive89 with something interesting to say about drugs.  Thanks.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #49 on: April 14, 2009, 01:53:32 AM
Drugmoth mans the front counter and samples the merchandise. Rev. Toad is the doctor.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #50 on: April 14, 2009, 02:18:31 AM
Drugmoth mans the front counter and samples the merchandise. Rev. Toad is the doctor.

Hey now, we're just as educated as one another.  I just happen to sample the merch more often.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #51 on: April 14, 2009, 02:20:00 AM
I did hurl though.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #52 on: April 14, 2009, 02:21:35 AM
I would have guessed by your typing state.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #53 on: April 14, 2009, 02:50:51 AM
Where the fuck IS Toad, anyway? And Kris? Anyone?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #54 on: April 14, 2009, 03:02:38 AM
No idea.  We had some good drug convos.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #55 on: April 14, 2009, 04:08:35 PM
I think someone at TSi said toad was in jail or something...
EDIT: Toad I mean.
« Last Edit: April 14, 2009, 04:08:57 PM by Doormouse »



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #56 on: April 14, 2009, 11:35:27 PM
I think someone at TSi said toad was in jail or something...

I remember the same story.
Also, his phone number doesn't work anymore.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #57 on: April 15, 2009, 04:11:45 AM
Poor Toad. Prison's no sort of place to be. I should know. I live right next to one.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #58 on: April 15, 2009, 05:09:36 AM
Well that's something I have up on him.....I've never been in prison/jail and I can continue to be your pharmacist.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #59 on: April 15, 2009, 05:18:34 AM
I posted this in TSi, before, but nobody knew anything about it. Do you know, Danzig, which of the research chems toad had tried?