The winner gets to violate or be violated by me (at my choice).

Not yours.

Yeah a little small to be mine...

SO, I shall ask the question. It's somebody who posts ? and that clearly removes a few people.

enraged angel?

I just posted on her " get fit" type thread. ( angel i mean.)

It's someone who posts on HF.

And it's REALLY easy.

daisy mae?

I dont see pics man. i turned on pics cause it said tits, but i havent seen abnybody elses normal pic.

daisy mae?

Close, she's Canadian. But then so are you.

And it's REALLY easy.

So this person's really easy?
Cool, when it's guessed can we get a shot without cover?

IS?

Well, great, so we are playing a guessing game that only HF get to play, in the wrong forum.

Some hot wet hole beggin' to be turned into a cold one.

As are they all.

... additionally, does she do anal?

We DO need hints and all ...

I'd be happy with knowing if she does cam at this point.

Christ you guys are no fun.

Ari.

Christ you guys are no fun.

Lets play a game.  How many fingers am I holding up.

Christ you guys are no fun.

Lets play a game.  How many fingers am I holding up.

Are they in your ass?

Christ you guys are no fun.

Lets play a game.  How many fingers am I holding up.

Are they in your ass?

I'm not giving out any hints.

So, that's a "yes", and 8?

Christ you guys are no fun.

Ari.

huh, i thought she had bigger bewbies

Thaey're not still suckable though?

OK, if they were the Geeks tit's or 13chem's, I think we'd have been with a shot.

But we're still finding out about these folks.

Tho, not shabby.

Christ you guys are no fun.

Ari.

huh, i thought she had bigger bewbies

They are in the other picture I have. Much bigger. Much much bigger. And nice.  But her face is visible and I can't be bothered to PS it.

So, that's a "yes", and 8?

Okay, I should of said "digits".

Christ you guys are no fun.

Ari.

huh, i thought she had bigger bewbies

They are in the other picture I have. Much bigger. Much much bigger. And nice.  But her face is visible and I can't be bothered to PS it.

What, that pic you deleted ?

I deleted TH's pic because I like her.

This bitch runs hot and cold (more than normal) and gets on my nerves.

I knew it was her because of the pj's. 

Wow I feel really stalkerish right now.

Stalk me!

Christ you guys are no fun.

Ari.

huh, i thought she had bigger bewbies

They are in the other picture I have. Much bigger. Much much bigger. And nice.  But her face is visible and I can't be bothered to PS it.

So, her face isn't good?

So, that's a "yes", and 8?

Okay, I should of said "digits".

It wouldn't have helped ....

I deleted TH's pic because I like her.

This bitch runs hot and cold (more than normal) and gets on my nerves.

Okay. I will believe that, not suggesting you care about what I think, but I choses to believe.

Stalk me!

I've been reading threads here.....that should count as stalking. 

Gimme a minute, I'll fix

Stalk me!

I've been reading threads here.....that should count as stalking. 

Close enough.

She's fatter than you TH

She needs to dust her desk.

She's fatter than you TH

No she's not.  I just know my angles. 

Meh. I studied your angles for a moment. You win.

She needs to dust her desk.

Agreeeeeeeed.

She's fatter than you TH

No she's not.  I just know my angles. 

Me too! I have you all fooled! Except those of you who have seen my old semi-nudes. You all know my fat secrets. Hehehe.

Me too! I have you all fooled! Except those of you who have seen my old semi-nudes. You all know my fat secrets. Hehehe.

Well as pretty as you are I don't think it matters.

Meh. I studied your angles for a moment. You win.

I thought you deleted my angles?   Hmmm?

I thought you deleted my angles?   Hmmm?

OH SNAP.

I did delete them. After I studied them for a moment.

I choose not to believe you now.

Lalalalala no one cares what you think.

OK, I'm set for stroke material for the next day or so...

I'll be back when I start cumming knee cartlidge.

Zoomie you are a bad, bad man.

OK, I'm set for stroke material for the next day or so...

I'll be back when I start cumming knee cartlidge.

Jesus, moshy, set you up with a Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition and you'd be set for like six months.

I've never denied that. But I really did delete your pics after I looked at them.

I made no such promise to Allison.

Lalalalala no one cares what you think.

Got your hands over your ears, shaking your head too .. ?

That would be rather sophomoric...

SO would lying about deleting pics. Really, you think ANYbody here thinks you would delete hugger ? ha.

OK, I'm set for stroke material for the next day or so...

I'll be back when I start cumming knee cartlidge.

Jesus, moshy, set you up with a Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition and you'd be set for like six months.

Not the same thing.

god damn she is yummy

I've never denied that. But I really did delete your pics after I looked at them.

As long as they aren't passed around or plastered on various forums and such I don't care.  

I've never denied that. But I really did delete your pics after I looked at them.

As long as they aren't passed around or plastered on various forums and such I don't care.  

Be nice to him for life, no matter what he says or does.

Oh well. They were sweet. Don't lose too much weight, you'll need support.

Be nice to him for life, no matter what he says or does.

Yes, I learned that lesson in the past.  I'm nice to everyone who has that kind of picture of me.  

Oh well. They were sweet. Don't lose too much weight, you'll need support.

Strangely no.  I've been up and down with weight and I still can pass the pencil test.  I lose and gain weight slowly.  I guess that is the key.

Much too big to be my tits.
 LOL I recognized the pjs too
- stalkerish

Much too big to be my tits.
 LOL I recognized the pjs too
- stalkerish

Yes but you don't have her rosacea.

Yes but you don't have her rosacea.

Hahahahahaha!  You ass.

Yeah I know. It looks good on her though.

Wondering how long before someone tells her that her pics are up in here?

huh?
 I  actually do have rosacea on my cheeks-..-sad

BHF has wicked awesome leggies - at least i think so

yum

i liked legs!
and cheeks.

i liked legs!
and cheeks.

You don't like them anymore?

I'm asexual, now.

Tricky was talking about mentrual blood to make Bagman asexual, not you!

I'm asexual, now.

And not by choice.

TOO MUCH TALK NOT ENOUGH TIT.

TOO MUCH TALK NOT ENOUGH TIT.

Great point.

Christ you guys are no fun.

Ari.

huh, i thought she had bigger bewbies

They are in the other picture I have. Much bigger. Much much bigger. And nice.  But her face is visible and I can't be bothered to PS it.

So, her face isn't good?

Wondering how long before someone tells her that her pics are up in here?

Never?

I like her though since she told me how to get Facebook translated into Pirate English.

Uhhhh... help me out, who are you again?

Zoomie doesn't even recognize his own gay horde.  Wonderful.

At my age the eyesight fails.

It doesn't help when they go and change their screen names...

Either way, SHAKE THAT ASS, SHAKIRA!  WHAT A LATIN FIRECRACKER YOU ARE!

Uhhhh... help me out, who are you again?

Jai.

People can't read 'Sakhiya', I'm rather glad I didn't use my old username.

FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODDESS GAIA SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH!!!

i'm impressed

that bitch has a nice rack

Yeah but she's insane. Big tits and a twisted mind are not always a good combination.

i know she's insane lol...her and i butt heads on an almost daily basis


i cant even go into the politics forum anymore

excellent thread, more like these. 4.5 stars

No I mean she's seriously bipolar. One night she was sending me PMs about how she had a thing for older men, talking about how often she needed to have sex and masturbation and sending those pics (and others) and the next day she was deleting my posts and threatening to have me banned because I was just being my usual smartass self.

Outside of the occasional snipe I've avoided her for months. She's not normal. And not in a good way.

No I mean she's seriously bipolar. One night she was sending me PMs about how she had a thing for older men, talking about how often she needed to have sex and masturbation and sending those pics (and others) and the next day she was deleting my posts and threatening to have me banned because I was just being my usual smartass self.

I'm glad we don't have anyone like that, here.

No I mean she's seriously bipolar. One night she was sending me PMs about how she had a thing for older men, talking about how often she needed to have sex and masturbation and sending those pics (and others) and the next day she was deleting my posts and threatening to have me banned because I was just being my usual smartass self.

I'm glad we don't have anyone like that, here.

.....

SHUT UP YOU FAT DISGUSTING TWIN SACKS OF BLUBBER, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

Uh, what?

Wow.....senility kicking in.

Yeah but she's insane. Big tits and a twisted mind are not always a good combination.

No, its the best combination!

The crazier the better. Just means I wont feel bad when I dispose of the body.

I think this one would be disposing of YOUR body...

Ahhh... even better!

No I mean she's seriously bipolar. One night she was sending me PMs about how she had a thing for older men, talking about how often she needed to have sex and masturbation and sending those pics (and others) and the next day she was deleting my posts and threatening to have me banned because I was just being my usual smartass self.

Sounds like she felt rejected.

I offered to bang her the next time she was in the states. I think she was looking for the committment of a man who would come to Ontario.

Sorry, not even for a redhead.

I would move to Canada if someone could support me.

Also, because I would default on my student loans and not tell anyone where I was.

Win-Win

Yeah but she's insane. Big tits and a twisted mind are not always a good combination.

Who is it? Is the second pic also Ari? I didn't know she was insane, just that she had a thing for Matt.

Who is it? Is the second pic also Ari? I didn't know she was insane, just that she had a thing for Matt.

If Matt is pressed rat then that's the same thing.

less chat and more cleavage pls

less chat and more cleavage pls

+1 boring point (?)

less chat and more cleavage pls

+1 boring point (?)

Dear Girls, please PM me cleavage pics directly from now on as certain members are more interested in passing the time of day making jokes about anal sex with each others Grandpa's. Tks

meow.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i am going to go eat some fucking ice cream.

Not bad for a 14 year old, eh?

i've got info for everyone about Skip's "other" forum AND the mods...

let's hear it!

Nice boobies psycho...

I was rummaging around my photobucket and found this one from about 10 years ago...

Wow, Iv'e seen anybody use the colours before. Excepting jokes ofcourse.

daisy: hot

hojo: wtf

Yeah, yeah, i'm a weird-o with the font face, size and color!  

 The OTHER Forum?

Muzic Forum, the one i came to HF FROM!!!  (The one i was flamed off of?  With NO ONE banned, nor even warned?  YEPPERS!)

And guess who my worst flamer was?

Jibber, who i believe is also Air-Head,Startled.

Amazing, in a horrible sort of way...

hojo: wtf

fryrenza ; using colours. in post. above.

I gotta say, Daisey is definitely in the running for poutiest lips...

Funny... Chrome spell check tried to change it to goutiest.

hahaha...my dad has gout

I put a pic of my lips in the lips thread...

Fyre you know I heart you, mostly because you're a redhead and your real name gets me all worked up.

But as far as HF goes, nobody cares K THX BYE.

Skip more so.

Fyre's real name is cheeseburger ?  ha. okay, im recycling quips nows.

[size=10]i'm such a dufus, i didn't even realize that i went from the frying pan into the fire!

Well, i went to a couple of other forums, between MF and HF, and i was just trying to clear the bad taste from my mouth over it, so i didn't want to remember anything.

Know why i got banned?  For my post to Air about not worrying about moderating the RT forum!

Sorry, but i'm pissed off right now ~

pissed off and bummed out.

i'm actually a pretty nice person, usually, but i'm a redhead, too, and you don't want to push me too far...  pt][/size]

Sorry, Zoomie ~ i've just finally given up on HF, other than checking out some legal recourse, and need to vent a bit...

Forgive, please? 

daisy is one of my favorite milfs evah!!

And guess who my worst flamer was?

Our worst flamer is Zoomie.
He's thuper gay for thailing.

Zoomie got MY attention with his fab flame-ability!   

HEY!  How can i already be to the MINUS on "Cool Points?"   

I evened you up darlin'.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i am going to go eat some fucking ice cream.

SARAH, YOU ARE SO HOT THAT YOU SEND ME INTO RAGES.

SARAH, YOU ARE SO HOT THAT YOU SEND ME INTO RAGES.

HE IS THIS CLOSE TO CUTTING OFF HIS OWN DICK AND FEEDING IT TO SOMEONE.

*cue psycho theme, and not for Psycho*

I need to reference this for the Others.

I need to reference this for the Others.

Thank you for being our training wheels.

Though that was very funny.

buzz buzzzz

HEY!  How can i already be to the MINUS on "Cool Points?"  

BTW : That was me, I give everybody one asshole point on joining, but only if they dont have any yet.

You're balanced hojo. I can't fuck with that.

I gave you an asshole point too.

btw nice angle, Sarah

*dies*

Fyre you know I heart you, mostly because you're a redhead and your real name gets me all worked up.

But as far as HF goes, nobody cares K THX BYE.

Skip more so.

You're such a liar. If you lot (minus the people already here before) didn't care then why were there so many RT/HF threads? Or just general talk about it.

Ooooh look it's Sake!  I just wanna drink you all up and taste your ricey goodness.

You're such a liar. If you lot (minus the people already here before) didn't care then why were there so many RT/HF threads? Or just general talk about it.

You're my 3rd favorite.
DM & MJ have you beat right now, but keep giving it to folks with this kind of consistency and you'll move up in no time.

If you turn on him Sak, he'll cam you.

Sakhi is the prettiest Paki girl I've ever seen...

I'm Australian, Ive seen ALOT of Paki girls.

If you turn on him Sak, he'll cam you.

I'm unclear what this means?

If you turn on him Sak, he'll cam you.

I'm unclear what this means?

I'm not sure what I meant at the time, I think I might of been going for a quip about you liking it rough; a turn on that would make you want to go cam to cam. ~shrug. My memory is worse than Dmoth at the moment.

What a surprise. A dude on this message board likes sack.

More than you know

Sakhi is the prettiest Paki girl I've ever seen...

Huh? I'm not a pretty paki girl.

Sakhi is the prettiest Paki girl I've ever seen...

Huh? I'm not a pretty paki girl.

You are now.

Sakhi is the prettiest Paki girl I've ever seen...

Huh? I'm not a pretty paki girl.

oh, ho ho, i beg to differ. zoomie says so and so it must be.

You are now.

oh, ho ho, i beg to differ. zoomie says so and so it must be.

I'd better tell my familly.

Some people have no ability to keep a running joke... running.

Maybe I should go back to HF...

Lets vote !

if it were only that easy !

Oh it absolutely is that easy! Take a poll, it doesn't even have to be unanimous. Get a majority vote against me and I'm the fuck outta here. I have no issues with this.

E-MO.

Nope, AL-KY!

I'd have to care to be emo. You know I always got places to be and drinkin to do. Going back to the cottage in the morning.

You know if that poll were put up you'd totally be voted off the island. Not because you're disliked, but because everybody'd be fucking with you.

Yeah I know, right? That would kickass.

No it wouldn't, cause then there's a chance you would leave and no Zooms = suck.

No dude, I'd have bragging rights. I was such an asshole that I was asked to leave Loaded-Gun.com.

That would so rock.

don't go zoomie....

you're my only sense of normalcy in this place.

I think if everyone told you to get bent you'd stay just to be a dick.

don't go zoomie....

you're my only sense of normalcy in this place.

*clears throat*

I think if everyone told you to get bent you'd stay just to be a dick.

That's always a possibility too

don't go zoomie....

you're my only sense of normalcy in this place.

*clears throat*

other than you of course

I'm not going anywhere. Calm down.

oh thank god!!

i read that just in time too...I was about to slit my wrists

You pansy.

other than you of course

Jaita...

jait?!

jait?!

I don't know how to respond to that...

i dont know who you are

I'm not going anywhere. Calm down.

Let's test that theory!

Some Mexicans just left my backyard after rebuilding my fence.  They did a great job!
And I paid them a bunch of money, too!  Probably twice what you would have charged me.

MOTHER OF FUCK, I LOST ALL THE QUOTING I HAD OF YOU ASSHATS!

Fuck ...


Random things instead ....
God, FUCK YOU run-on people ...
1) Crazy or not, if she winks the browneye, I'm still all in ...
2) This blue-girl is annoying me ...
3) I had a good set up where Zoomie said he's not going anywhere and I was gonna ban him for 20 minutes just to be a dick ....

Fuck it, the moment's passed ...

PS: Fuck you people ...

PPS: Post more tits or GTFO!

Let's test that theory!

Some Mexicans just left my backyard after rebuilding my fence.  They did a great job!
And I paid them a bunch of money, too!  Probably twice what you would have charged me.

Well... illegals gotta eat too. Get their number. I wouldn't build you a dog house now...

Que?

MOTHER OF FUCK, I LOST ALL THE QUOTING I HAD OF YOU ASSHATS!

Fuck ...


Random things instead ....
God, FUCK YOU run-on people ...
1) Crazy or not, if she winks the browneye, I'm still all in ...
2) This blue-girl is annoying me ...
3) I had a good set up where Zoomie said he's not going anywhere and I was gonna ban him for 20 minutes just to be a dick ....

Fuck it, the moment's passed ...

PS: Fuck you people ...

What?

Complain to an admin...

Dude, they're NEVER AROUND!
What's the fucking point of owning and/or adminning a fucking board and NEVER BEING ON IT?!?!

I'm not going anywhere. Calm down.

What are you?  bag man?

hahahaha ....

I'm not going anywhere. Calm down.

What are you?  bag man?

Oh snap!

That's fucking awesome!

That's fucking awesome!

I HATE smiley faces, typically, however, I dig that ....
... I'll admit it

it's not a smiley, you peen. it's a lego man face. so not the same thing!

Oh, shit ...
How did I miss that?

Now I want one ...

Imagine driving next to this guy, looking over at him as he turns his head toward you... if you had never seen this pic before.

Dude; I'd cream ...

I'd probably swerve into him, then see if I could put his bike back together in some kinda cooler configuration.

I'd probably swerve into him, then see if I could put his bike back together in some kinda cooler configuration.

now it's a jetpack!!

With guns! Or at least little jutty-out bricks that I can pretend are guns. Pew-pew!

i like where this is going, although not where it's taken me.

i feel used. as is usual 'round these parts.

I would think that you'd be used to the feeling of being used by now....used like a rock-hard cum sock.

reach.

i don't mean reach around, unfortunately for you.

What makes you think I'd ever want you behind me where I can't see you?

because you know i'd fucking murder you.

"Death by bunga-bunga!"

because you know i'd fucking murder you.

Hmmm.....true.

Odd thing is, man ...
She's one of the closest to you PHYSICALLY right now ...

Thrash:  I literally just looked out my window when you said that.  I don't know if that means I'm paranoid or what.

hahahaha ...
Sorry, man ...

If hip hates me now, she'd REALLY hate me in person.  My normal crassness would overload if I talked to her and I'd probably get strangled in .5 seconds.

I'm sorry that I texted her your address when she asked me ...
I forgot about her whole "hating you" thing ...

You're lucky I'm not on a speed run or I'd be closing the drapes and locking the door right now and freaking out on you via PM.

*whew*

Whoa, there was just a knock my office door ...
I actually jumped!

hahahaha ....

Karma, man ...

Haha, that's fucking awesome.

you guys been telling too many campfire stories lately.

Not really; what I posted on this page of the thread was true ....

That's why it's so funny ...

I wont lol untill i know if there was somebody at the door .

That someone would be me...

It was Will ...
He wanted to know if I wanted a beer ....
(He buys the beer on Friday [after 5 or 6] to start his weekend; he shares with the rest of the office)

That someone would be me...

I don't know what I'd do if a scary-at-first-glance Aussie arrived at my door.

Mello did.

She took me in.

that's funny for so many reasons right now

Subtext is fun.

you guys been telling too many campfire stories lately.