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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


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happy 420 on: April 20, 2009, 09:18:03 AM
have a good one my fellow chronics!!!













Re: happy 420 Reply #1 on: April 20, 2009, 09:19:49 AM
woo!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: happy 420 Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 09:24:58 AM
it's my official last day of smoking in prep for basic training....

it's all downhill from here :-\



Re: happy 420 Reply #3 on: April 20, 2009, 09:27:05 AM
I have no weed.
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Re: happy 420 Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009, 09:29:23 AM
it's my official last day of smoking in prep for basic training....

it's all downhill from here :-\

you are going to be SO MEAN tomorrow!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: happy 420 Reply #5 on: April 20, 2009, 09:45:58 AM
That doesnt happen to me.

I dont even get paranoid.

Am I strange?



Re: happy 420 Reply #6 on: April 20, 2009, 09:51:22 AM
nah, I'll be fine.....

I hope :-\


I don't get paranoid, but I imagine I'll have problems sleeping the first few nights- but I've upped my run to 10k this week so hopefully I'll be successful in exhausting myself enough to not care about the weed.



Re: happy 420 Reply #7 on: April 20, 2009, 09:51:48 AM
That doesnt happen to me.

I dont even get paranoid.

Am I strange?

Only if you don't get paranoid.
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Re: happy 420 Reply #8 on: April 20, 2009, 09:53:45 AM
Nah, not at all.

I must be smoking it wrong...



Re: happy 420 Reply #9 on: April 20, 2009, 10:22:18 AM
woo!

Shaddup you nerd you don't have any weed to smoke.

I think I am off of the weed, probably for good. It makes me feel really emo the day after.
« Last Edit: April 20, 2009, 10:22:36 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: happy 420 Reply #10 on: April 20, 2009, 12:13:44 PM
I love it that Lucas is even in this thread.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: happy 420 Reply #11 on: April 20, 2009, 12:16:04 PM
oh look here's me in this thread, too. i haven't smoked pot in like seven years. let's revel in the irony.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: happy 420 Reply #12 on: April 20, 2009, 12:18:19 PM
revel devil

is it OK to be in this thread when you're drunk and not stoned?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: happy 420 Reply #13 on: April 20, 2009, 12:20:11 PM
is it even noon there yet? yeesh, yeah you've never been addicted to anything.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: happy 420 Reply #14 on: April 20, 2009, 12:20:59 PM
eh--i'd rather have some robitussin. lasts longer and doesnt make you lazy and hungry. >:(
TiCa LoCa 20 (8:48:24 PM): Ewlk Jerz stinks like bad eggs baby shyt and bad perm...

I agree. But, only when you are on the NJTP coming back from the NYC. The bay WREAKS



Re: happy 420 Reply #15 on: April 20, 2009, 12:23:58 PM
yes but you're 12
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: happy 420 Reply #16 on: April 20, 2009, 12:28:08 PM
an HF tribute to IVY....the worlds trashiest robo slut

« Last Edit: April 20, 2009, 12:29:19 PM by maryJ »



Re: happy 420 Reply #17 on: April 20, 2009, 12:32:38 PM
eh--i'd rather have some robitussin. lasts longer and doesnt make you lazy and hungry. >:(

Seconded.

yes but you're 12

She POSTS like she is 12, you mean.
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Re: happy 420 Reply #18 on: April 20, 2009, 01:02:56 PM
Today is Hitler's birthday, tomorrow is mine.
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Re: happy 420 Reply #19 on: April 20, 2009, 03:52:01 PM
Happy birthday
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: happy 420 Reply #20 on: April 20, 2009, 05:17:34 PM
Why thank you.
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Re: happy 420 Reply #21 on: April 20, 2009, 06:19:12 PM
This blunt's for you.

ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: happy 420 Reply #22 on: April 20, 2009, 06:26:49 PM
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Re: happy 420 Reply #23 on: April 20, 2009, 06:30:18 PM



Re: happy 420 Reply #24 on: April 20, 2009, 06:35:42 PM
Shaddup you nerd you don't have any weed to smoke.
I love it that Lucas is even in this thread.

You post like you know something about me.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: happy 420 Reply #25 on: April 20, 2009, 06:47:44 PM
Si is a sexy motherfucker, ain't he?  I have a very sticky picture of him beside my bed.
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Re: happy 420 Reply #26 on: April 20, 2009, 07:36:26 PM
This blunt's for you.



See this is why Si was in my top 10. haha
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: happy 420 Reply #27 on: April 20, 2009, 07:47:20 PM
Si is a sexy motherfucker, ain't he?  I have a very sticky picture of him beside my bed.


he is indeed....

I'm actually impressed ;D



Re: happy 420 Reply #28 on: April 20, 2009, 07:49:19 PM
Shaddup you nerd you don't have any weed to smoke.
I love it that Lucas is even in this thread.

You post like you know something about me.

sorry, that was the distilled potato talking
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: happy 420 Reply #29 on: April 20, 2009, 08:06:14 PM

See this is why Si was in my top 10. haha

It's the unibrow, isn't it?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: happy 420 Reply #30 on: April 20, 2009, 10:05:21 PM
Si is a sexy motherfucker, ain't he?  I have a very sticky picture of him beside my bed.


he is indeed....

I'm actually impressed ;D

You could totally put it in her butt, Si.
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Re: happy 420 Reply #31 on: April 20, 2009, 10:25:10 PM
si gets all the chicks who kyle didn't take first
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Re: happy 420 Reply #32 on: April 20, 2009, 10:28:54 PM
It's my unibrow, I'm telling you. Or my lovestick. Not sure which.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: happy 420 Reply #33 on: April 20, 2009, 10:29:43 PM
Maybe it's your vest.
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Re: happy 420 Reply #34 on: April 20, 2009, 10:36:21 PM
I'm gonna eat a cookie and go watch jazz.  Hooray 420!



Re: happy 420 Reply #35 on: April 20, 2009, 10:39:09 PM
Maybe it's your vest.

Made from real gorilla chest?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: happy 420 Reply #36 on: April 20, 2009, 11:55:26 PM
This was the saddest 4/20 yet. Fucking school. I'm missing grounation too.



Re: happy 420 Reply #37 on: April 21, 2009, 07:57:37 AM
This was the saddest 4/20 yet.

I hear ya.  Seems like it was for the stoners I know also.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: happy 420 Reply #38 on: April 21, 2009, 04:46:17 PM
This was the saddest 4/20 yet. Fucking school. I'm missing grounation too.

Yeah, I was stuck at work most of the day, didn't finish till after 11pm (thank you very fucking much NBA on TNT). Still blazed up pretty large once I got off, though.

I wanna do a 4/20 in Vancouver sometime. Friends of mine from there have shown me pics of past years and it looks fucking amazing.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: happy 420 Reply #39 on: April 21, 2009, 04:50:01 PM
I could tell you how I celebrated 420 but then I'd have to kill you.
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Re: happy 420 Reply #40 on: April 21, 2009, 06:34:29 PM
I could tell you how I celebrated 420 but then I'd have to kill you.
It was killing someone, wasn't it?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: happy 420 Reply #41 on: April 22, 2009, 10:03:23 PM
This was the saddest 4/20 yet.

I hear ya.  Seems like it was for the stoners I know also.

Mine was awesome.

Weed cookies, then some jazz, then laying in bed and listening to more records.



Re: happy 420 Reply #42 on: April 23, 2009, 09:03:05 AM
See!!! The feds were right! Marihuaha makes the white man listen to jazz!
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Re: happy 420 Reply #43 on: April 23, 2009, 09:17:58 AM
Reefer MADNESS!!!!



Re: happy 420 Reply #44 on: April 23, 2009, 06:26:53 PM
See!!! The feds were right! Marihuaha makes the white man listen to jazz!

True.  I was hanging out with negroes and listening to jazz.  And it was all because of the pot.



Re: happy 420 Reply #45 on: April 23, 2009, 06:51:35 PM
clearly it's a blight on humanity.



Re: happy 420 Reply #46 on: April 23, 2009, 06:52:32 PM

See this is why Si was in my top 10. haha

It's the unibrow, isn't it?

funny you say that, i was just looking at that pic thinking you have awesome brows.



Re: happy 420 Reply #47 on: April 25, 2009, 01:27:30 PM
Eh, they serve their purpose.

Funny thing is, my sister and I have almost identical eyebrows (sans unibrow for her, luckily), and it tends to be our biggest similarity, feature-wise. She gets Brooke Shields comments, which annoy her.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: happy 420 Reply #48 on: April 26, 2009, 09:01:14 PM
well, she is a girl. we're supposed to have dainty, thin brows. i think it's bs. i had this one friend who embraced her thick black eyebrows and had a tendency to groom them in such a way as to look like groucho marx. i never said a word.

i never did anything with my brows until after my first child. my hair went from light brown to black-coffee and my brows got really thick. let your sister know that the thinner the brows, the older one looks. we associate overly thin brows with old women. thick brows are coming back because women realize they look younger with thicker brows.



Re: happy 420 Reply #49 on: April 26, 2009, 09:26:28 PM
Better Brooke Shields than Leonid Brezhnev...


No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: happy 420 Reply #50 on: April 26, 2009, 09:30:21 PM
an HF tribute to IVY....the worlds trashiest robo slut




how the fuck did I miss that one???  :o



*pisses himself*
I seriously know a guy named Harry Bush.



Re: happy 420 Reply #51 on: April 26, 2009, 09:39:33 PM
I wanted to bang her soooooooooooo much... and she lived close enough.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: happy 420 Reply #52 on: April 26, 2009, 09:41:47 PM
I wanted to bang her soooooooooooo much... and she lived close enough.


how could you fail with her???  ???


I thought she wanted to fuck everything... I remember all the threads about it
I seriously know a guy named Harry Bush.



Re: happy 420 Reply #53 on: April 26, 2009, 09:48:08 PM
She wanted the young pretty boys, I don't even remember who.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: happy 420 Reply #54 on: April 26, 2009, 10:03:05 PM
She wanted the young pretty boys, I don't even remember who.


she would have loved mojo


his sweet young ass caused me to ejaculate on more than one occasion....


I still drool thinking about it
I seriously know a guy named Harry Bush.



Re: happy 420 Reply #55 on: April 26, 2009, 10:59:37 PM
If you wanna talk about shit that went on at HF then go fucking talk about it there, you fucking homos.
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Re: happy 420 Reply #56 on: April 27, 2009, 08:22:52 AM
If you wanna talk about shit that went on at HF then go fucking talk about it there, you fucking homos.

I seriously know a guy named Harry Bush.



Re: happy 420 Reply #57 on: April 27, 2009, 08:28:25 AM
That is the greatest pictar evar.



Re: happy 420 Reply #58 on: April 27, 2009, 02:15:08 PM
I AM like the Jesus of pics......



and of poop  8)
I seriously know a guy named Harry Bush.



Re: happy 420 Reply #59 on: April 27, 2009, 10:03:57 PM
Yes. You are. But you don't have this one:


No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: happy 420 Reply #60 on: April 28, 2009, 12:25:10 AM
Jesus holds back my hair too when I'm back home from a heavy binge.



Re: happy 420 Reply #61 on: April 28, 2009, 02:24:55 AM
I love that picture in so many ways for so many reasons. 
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Re: happy 420 Reply #62 on: April 28, 2009, 09:56:35 AM
an HF tribute to IVY....the worlds trashiest robo slut




how the fuck did I miss that one???  :o



*pisses himself*

Does that look like a certain British girl we used to know?



Re: happy 420 Reply #63 on: April 28, 2009, 03:18:10 PM
Yep. Quite a bit.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: happy 420 Reply #64 on: April 29, 2009, 08:07:14 AM
Yes. You are. But you don't have this one:




you gotta watch that Jesus fucker.....


more than once he has been behind me while i'm puking my guts out, and every time, the cocksucker has to start fingering me.  First a pinky, then two, then his whole fist.  Sneaky fuck, he is.

I seriously know a guy named Harry Bush.



Re: happy 420 Reply #65 on: April 29, 2009, 12:23:18 PM
Only a jedi, Jesus will fist.  Strong with the force, you must be.
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