PS: If you're ever on a first date with a girl who's extremely nervous it's not because she's afraid you're going to make a move on her, it's because she's afraid you're NOT going to make a move.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
I know, chad. It's hard to believe, but it's true.And don't worry, bagman. i'll never top the awesome picture of the cotton pony that tricky sent to you. it was so brilliant, it brings a tear to my eye
More disgusted than afraid.
I guess Dave will have to wait a few weeks. My period just ended! Does Dave prefer sanitary pads or tampons?
Ugh, my Hot Pocket is wanting to come back up.
OK here's something that's always bothered me about chicks.Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. That is filthy. I notice you also all go to the bathroom together. Again, WTF? Imagine if guys did such things, like if a bunch of roommates all started syncing up their mid-morning bowel movements. I have to say unconscious collective behavior really disgusts me. I'd recommend you all cut it the fuck out.