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Now that bagman is devirginised(Read 9940 times)
Now that bagman is devirginised on: February 27, 2009, 10:17:30 AM
...what do we have left to sell?

Empscum?



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #1 on: February 27, 2009, 11:35:06 AM
I say we all go in and get the ladies a Diva Cup, pass it around to them and sell what it collects.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #2 on: February 27, 2009, 11:49:35 AM
No, go this route:
http://www.mooncup.com/
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #3 on: February 27, 2009, 02:00:24 PM
Oh did that finally happen?  Bagman losing his virginity?  Well I'm way less enthused than I thought I'd be.

Anybody wanna sell me some dignity?
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #4 on: February 28, 2009, 08:42:50 PM
Sorry, I haven't a square to spare ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #5 on: March 01, 2009, 10:50:52 AM
Im a proud diva user!



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #6 on: March 01, 2009, 12:01:48 PM
How ecologically sound and also disgusting of you. But I've been thinking of blowing my nose and collecting it too...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #7 on: March 01, 2009, 12:29:11 PM
[cunt]Ecology esmology, that product is obviously a P.A.T.R.I.A.R.C.H. plot to denigrate mothers and women over thirty, undermining their self-image and therefore making them more pliant to the advances of their disgusting man-dicks![/cunt]
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #8 on: March 01, 2009, 08:21:58 PM
its not about being ecologically sound, though that's a nice perk I suppose.
It's about doing the best thing for my sanity during that TOM. Tampons, frankly, fucking hurt. The alternative sucks.
This thing rocks and is fun and hilarious to empty and makes a great suction "pop" sound as it comes out. DELICIOUS!

I ought to take pics for bagman!



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #9 on: March 01, 2009, 08:35:06 PM
Please, spare me.



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #10 on: March 01, 2009, 08:35:28 PM
Bagman isn't a virgin anymore?  I feel like we've time traveled to another reality that I can no longer stand to be a part of.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #11 on: March 02, 2009, 12:26:49 AM
don't worry, you can read all about it here
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #12 on: March 02, 2009, 10:41:42 AM
I know, chad. It's hard to believe,  but it's true.

And don't worry, bagman. i'll never top the awesome picture of the cotton pony that tricky sent to you.

it was so brilliant, it brings a tear to my eye



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #13 on: March 02, 2009, 02:55:09 PM
Oh wow, I just had a nasty ass flashback. That memory had been repressed for many years. How did she get me to open the picture again?? Did she say it was a naked picture of her or something?



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #14 on: March 02, 2009, 05:17:21 PM
I know, chad. It's hard to believe,  but it's true.

And don't worry, bagman. i'll never top the awesome picture of the cotton pony that tricky sent to you.

it was so brilliant, it brings a tear to my eye

I do not remember this... please refresh my memory.

I've said it a million times and I'll say it again, my memory sucks. In the last few years it's gotten pretty bad. And I don't even smokle weed all that much!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #15 on: March 02, 2009, 08:12:59 PM
Man, I smokle weed all the timle!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #16 on: March 02, 2009, 08:19:00 PM
Does it help your memory?



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #17 on: March 02, 2009, 08:59:40 PM
Bagman is afraid of feminine hygiene pass it on.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #18 on: March 02, 2009, 11:02:40 PM
More disgusted than afraid.



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #19 on: March 02, 2009, 11:06:34 PM
More disgusted than afraid.

Tell me what I did! I sent you a pic of a used tampon? Was it my used tampon?

If that's the case, man, I'm so awesome.
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you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #20 on: March 02, 2009, 11:40:24 PM
Can you send Dave a picture of your used sanitary wear?



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #21 on: March 03, 2009, 02:52:16 AM
on it...
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #22 on: March 03, 2009, 06:00:35 AM
sweeeeeet



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #23 on: March 03, 2009, 01:19:56 PM
I guess Dave will have to wait a few weeks. My period just ended! Does Dave prefer sanitary pads or tampons?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #24 on: March 03, 2009, 02:24:16 PM
I guess Dave will have to wait a few weeks. My period just ended! Does Dave prefer sanitary pads or tampons?

Ugh, my Hot Pocket is wanting to come back up.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #25 on: March 03, 2009, 05:06:18 PM
I guess Dave will have to wait a few weeks. My period just ended! Does Dave prefer sanitary pads or tampons?

Napkins are good; I can wipe the drool from my face ...
Tampons are good; I can floss after I eat ...

Your choice ...

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #26 on: March 03, 2009, 05:07:47 PM
Ugh, my Hot Pocket is wanting to come back up.

Hmm, I never tried using a hot pocket as a sanitary napkin before, good idea!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #27 on: March 03, 2009, 05:34:33 PM
Thanks for forever ruining Hot Pockets for me.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #28 on: March 03, 2009, 05:42:26 PM
OK here's something that's always bothered me about chicks.

Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. That is filthy. I notice you also all go to the bathroom together. Again, WTF? Imagine if guys did such things, like if a bunch of roommates all started syncing up their mid-morning bowel movements. I have to say unconscious collective behavior really disgusts me. I'd recommend you all cut it the fuck out.



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #29 on: March 03, 2009, 05:52:03 PM
OK here's something that's always bothered me about chicks.

Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. That is filthy. I notice you also all go to the bathroom together. Again, WTF? Imagine if guys did such things, like if a bunch of roommates all started syncing up their mid-morning bowel movements. I have to say unconscious collective behavior really disgusts me. I'd recommend you all cut it the fuck out.

Women are pretty gross.  I'd be gay if guys weren't hideous.  If I could clone myself except my clone was a super hot chick with my brain, I'd totally marry him/her/me.

Is that narcissistic?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon