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Now that bagman is devirginised(Read 9572 times)
Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #60 on: August 27, 2009, 04:29:03 AM
I would give you a round of applause for that, but I need not to since you already have "the clap."

Thank you!  Don't forget to tip your bartender!



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #61 on: August 27, 2009, 07:06:34 AM
You are so full of shit. You specifically said that you wanted your first time to be "meaningful". We tried to buy you a hooker, talk you through several girls, you weren't having it. And see where it got you. You're like my kid who just turned 21 who just couldn't stay away from his psycho ex-GF with the big tits. And he wouldn't listen to what people told him. Now he has a criminal record and he almost got tied to her for 21 years.

Hope it's not the high 5 next time.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #62 on: August 27, 2009, 08:01:00 AM
Soooo. youre a tightarse...



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #63 on: August 27, 2009, 09:33:36 AM
the first real girl I liked/loved

as opposed to the fake girls you like/ love?
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you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #64 on: August 27, 2009, 10:08:50 AM
you upset because they get more cock than you do?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #65 on: August 27, 2009, 10:31:19 AM
I get plenty of cock. thankyouverymuch.

Might I add- REAL cock too! Attached to a real man!
« Last Edit: August 27, 2009, 10:32:20 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #66 on: August 27, 2009, 11:08:10 AM
Somebody is cervix deep in the Jersey Guido squad...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #67 on: August 27, 2009, 02:26:57 PM
Actually, the guy attached to the cock lives in NYC. And isn't a guido.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #68 on: August 27, 2009, 09:24:18 PM
My bad.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #69 on: August 27, 2009, 09:33:21 PM
Does he leave snail trails on your dresses?



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #70 on: August 27, 2009, 10:30:09 PM
Nope. But if he so desired, I'd allow it.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #71 on: August 30, 2009, 11:51:02 PM
I feel used & discarded, like one of bagman's CL playthings.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #72 on: August 31, 2009, 12:59:43 AM
It's ok, you can come back for more tricky lovin' whenever you want!

Just make sure to bring lube this time, k? Cuz that one thing we did kind of hurt.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #73 on: September 12, 2009, 05:21:19 PM
Did it involve duct tape, a mouse trap, and a rolling pin?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Now that bagman is devirginised Reply #74 on: September 12, 2009, 05:40:48 PM
Duct tape, yes.  Nothing else from your list was involved.
Like yours.  Only different.