You are so full of shit. You specifically said that you wanted your first time to be "meaningful". We tried to buy you a hooker, talk you through several girls, you weren't having it. And see where it got you. You're like my kid who just turned 21 who just couldn't stay away from his psycho ex-GF with the big tits. And he wouldn't listen to what people told him. Now he has a criminal record and he almost got tied to her for 21 years.
Hope it's not the high 5 next time.