I have to feel like I have a LITTLE bit of class 

Funnily enough, I chugged about a third of a quite nice bottle of wine last night, straight out of the bottle. I have to feel like I'm at least a LITTLE bit ghetto.

I just can't beat 3 bucks a half gallon for the drunkest drunk a bum can get....

Funnily enough, I chugged about a third of a quite nice bottle of wine last night, straight out of the bottle. I have to feel like I'm at least a LITTLE bit ghetto.

nope. not even a little ghetto. if the wine isn't night train or something equivalent, it's just sophomoric...which would imply an education.

Man, MD 20/20. That was my DRINK when I was 18. Me and Fred used to put that shit down.

Makes for some good stories.

I've been told quite a few stories about what I've done on MD binges.....



i have not a single memory.  and its probably for the better

does anyone else thing the "20/20" part of the name to be kinda funny? no?

it certainly is ironic, because 20/20 is far from the vision you will have......

Wow, you two are a riot. That wasn't obvious or lame at all!

lame doesn't matter anymore


when you have descended to my level, you have no cares left about anything

Spiderman schticks to walls!

I drank about $400 of liquor last night on the company tab.

I drank about $400 of liquor last night on the company tab.

pffft


I can get drunker for 6 bucks

yes, but it's your six bucks

yes, but it's your six bucks

not if I take it out of my wifes pocket

you're missing the point, the point is that you should stop posting gay threads and go back to HF

you're missing the point, the point is that you should stop posting gay threads and go back to HF

Oh no.  I'm done over there.  And won't last long here either.  I'm all internetted out


It's been 11 long non-productive years

does anyone else thing the "20/20" part of the name to be kinda funny? no?

as in the day after you drink it you look back and in hindsight (which is, of course, 20/20) you wonder why?

Man, MD 20/20. That was my DRINK when I was 18. Me and Fred used to put that shit down.

Wait, there's really a Fred?

Man, MD 20/20. That was my DRINK when I was 18. Me and Fred used to put that shit down.

Wait, there's really a Fred?

I think you put the emphasis on the wrong word.

w3rd

MD hangovers are some of the worst tho.....

Me and fred spent two weeks on a private island just outside of Charleston one summer selling MD to our peers for 10 bucks per bottle. That was a great time.

Spiderman schticks to walls!

drinking and posting is a dangerous thing.

You're drunk?

i was. it happens...




nightly

I drink to escape life, so I pretty much have to be drunk all the time

what about your hairy nipples?!

i wouldn't mind flossing with some nip hair.






alright, yeah, that kinda caught in the back of my throat just thinking of it.

oh yeah, well, when I was shaving my sack last night, I decided to shave the nips too


a little bloody, but a few licks from the dog made em feel nicer


But you guys are in luck


I did in fact save the hair and I have it curing in a brine solution

2 bucks each

2 bucks per hair?

Or 2 bucks per person and the board buys the while lot?

of course 2 bucks per hair


these aren't just any ordinary nipple hairs....


they will have been soaked in a fecal laced salt water solution for 36 hours, and then dried naturally in the sun for 4 days. 


They are the best nipple hair floss money can buy....


And I guarantee my quality

Post pics or no deal.