Or, you could submit some naked pictures of her to Suicide Girls, then she can become a Suicide Girl. Then you say, "Happy Birthday honey! This is your gift." Then you show her the naked pictures of her that are on Suicide Girls.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
I have a scar on my right forearm from a spider bite years ago. No super powers yet.
and of course, bagman is not around to read my gross period confessions.
I just puked a little bit in my mouth and swallowed it.