One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
I have a scar on my right forearm from a spider bite years ago. No super powers yet.
and of course, bagman is not around to read my gross period confessions.
I just puked a little bit in my mouth and swallowed it.