Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
I have a scar on my right forearm from a spider bite years ago. No super powers yet.
and of course, bagman is not around to read my gross period confessions.
I just puked a little bit in my mouth and swallowed it.