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Are fatties really so bad???(Read 14336 times)
Are fatties really so bad??? on: April 23, 2009, 12:24:39 AM
There is no way you could turn something like this down


I've tried time and time again





I seriously know a guy named Harry Bush.



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #1 on: April 23, 2009, 12:26:04 AM
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #2 on: April 23, 2009, 12:30:05 AM
I think only Zoomie and Mosh will hit on you now.  Way to ostracize there Ganj.



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #3 on: April 23, 2009, 12:31:35 AM




i told you I had a hot wife
I seriously know a guy named Harry Bush.



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #4 on: April 23, 2009, 01:14:43 AM
What's she half-anorexic? Get some meat on them bones!



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #5 on: April 23, 2009, 01:15:46 AM
I feel sorry for her. That condition she has must of fucked her up emotionaly.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #6 on: April 23, 2009, 01:21:01 AM
must have



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #7 on: April 23, 2009, 01:25:51 AM
No, hip: She has must of the condition. You know, like musty inner thighs. Anyone would have must of a condition like that.



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #8 on: April 23, 2009, 01:37:34 AM




i told you I had a hot wife

Goddamn it's like someone bred a cheetah with a hippopotamus.  I don't know what it is but I want to fuck it!
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #9 on: April 23, 2009, 02:16:16 AM
MUST HAVE

fucking shitballs of fire, when did everyone stop caring about grammar and typed eloquence? there's a difference between: "i wanna cum on that bitch's face" and "i gaddarn cum jizz stains at bitches mouthes!!@"



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #10 on: April 23, 2009, 03:09:39 AM
Let me try again.

Hojo was saying that the condition - which this woman has must of - has fucked her up emotionally.
Whiners take note: "to have must of" can be treated as a verb like "to have fear of"
"To have must of" is strangely poetic construction, but it must mean something like "to gain must from" (i.e. to become stale or musty).
Hence: The condition from which the woman has gained mustiness has fucked her up emotionally.

I'm not sure how hojo knows this, but I don't doubt he's right.



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #11 on: April 23, 2009, 03:12:50 AM
he meant "must have". trust me.



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #12 on: April 23, 2009, 03:16:21 AM
See Danzig. This is what I'm talking about.



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #13 on: April 23, 2009, 03:25:21 AM
What were you talking about Doormouse? (I have the memory of a salted cucumber)

Oh, and this thread is giving me a headache, and it's not from the fat pics.
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Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #14 on: April 23, 2009, 03:31:01 AM
Oh I was just saying that the fact that hip was pointing out to me that my willful misunderstanding was in fact a misunderstanding shows me that I've played it too straight yet again. I do that a lot. It's actually quite a strange character flaw.



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #15 on: April 23, 2009, 03:34:34 AM
fucking shitballs of fire, when did everyone stop caring about grammar and typed eloquence? there's a difference between: "i wanna cum on that bitch's face" and "i gaddarn cum jizz stains at bitches mouthes!!@"

No Capitals. I wish I could underachieve, and still be an elitist.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2009, 03:57:52 AM by homeless-joe »
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #16 on: April 23, 2009, 03:37:43 AM
Doormouse: Is this flaw something you also have IRL or just online?  I have noticed that I tend to be MUCH more crass and goofy when I post in a public forum such as this or Twitter, as opposed to when I talk to people one on one.....than I'm much more refined and generally less of an overall prick.
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Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #17 on: April 23, 2009, 03:43:10 AM
I like turnips.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2009, 03:46:16 AM by homeless-joe »
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #18 on: April 23, 2009, 04:10:43 AM
Yeah I spend much less time flogging dead horses offline, so I'm probably a better person IRL. That straightman flaw still haunts me, though. When I feign ignorance for a cheap laugh people always try to correct my apparent idiocy. I have to stop making those kinds of jokes. They're not even funny anyway. It's like a really bad habit and now most of my acquaintances just think I have zero common sense.



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #19 on: April 23, 2009, 04:14:35 AM
I like Devo too !!
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #20 on: April 23, 2009, 06:42:47 AM
MUST HAVE

fucking shitballs of fire, when did everyone stop caring about grammar and typed eloquence? there's a difference between: "i wanna cum on that bitch's face" and "i gaddarn cum jizz stains at bitches mouthes!!@"

Yes because grammar is all you can think about when your mind is having a three-way with blowing your boyfriend, buying new shoes and mixing a Mojito from memory.
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Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #21 on: April 23, 2009, 03:48:47 PM
um, that scenario would most likely be a four-way to start, before the grammar came into play. i'm constantly daydreaming about all the awesome things i want to cook or bake. in fact, i just made awesome vegan chocolate chip cookies to bring to my co-workers tonight.

i don't believe in capitalization. like, i know it exists, unlike unicorns and such, but i generally don't pay it any mind. unless we're talking case sensitive passwords or something, in which case it's a neccessary evil. i don't think any letter is more important than any other.  there are also situations when i would maybe employ capitalization to denote shouting or similar verbal outbursts. and this will really tie up your panties-- sometimes i don't punctuate at the ends of sentences, in honor of grady

RIP BITCH I MISS YOU
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Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #22 on: April 23, 2009, 04:17:28 PM
i don't think any letter is more important than any other.
You make me sick.

E is obviously the most important.



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #23 on: April 23, 2009, 04:18:13 PM
RIP? He was here like yesterday.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #24 on: April 23, 2009, 04:20:05 PM





i told you I had a hot wife


omg. ew.
(that got stuck up in the quote)
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Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #25 on: April 23, 2009, 04:22:56 PM
ganj, i just ate lunch and i hate you now.



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #26 on: April 23, 2009, 05:32:39 PM
Woah. Quoting something just so your next post immediately after doesn't have to quote it. Quotation abuse has entered the next level. I dig it.



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #27 on: April 23, 2009, 06:29:13 PM
i was in a hurry and unbanning my husband.



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #28 on: April 24, 2009, 11:47:26 AM
in my book, grady is dead and gone



Re: Are fatties really so bad??? Reply #29 on: April 24, 2009, 02:55:27 PM
I'm supposed to be grady's angry wife. not you!

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