One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
I'm not expecting any of the new females to hand over their info, this is more aimed at the old crew here who knows me.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
For shirts?Large, I guess ...Tricky, I'll measure it by your lockjaw ...
Tricky's or mine?I'm not sure how I'd translate a 32" waist into chickpants ...
Hey, do you block out the daylight from your windows?I have you in my head as doing so ...