Dmoth has watched a few too many eps of Martha Stewart, soaked all the labels off the DXM bottles and is going to make clothes.

Bwa ha ha, I should!

I would but I can't find my tape measure.

No rush.

Ladies, I think you should email Danzig this info rather than PM it. I don't want to see the boards go crashing because of Danzig's overwhelming flood of PMs. I mean, I'm sure you're all jumping at the chance to send personal information to some creepy guy on the Internet.

If they wanted creepy, Danzig'll do in the absence of bagman...

this isn't at all creepy

I'm not expecting any of the new females to hand over their info, this is more aimed at the old crew here who knows me.

I'm not expecting any of the new females to hand over their info, this is more aimed at the old crew here who knows me.

DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!

"DANGER, WILL ROGERS!  DANGER!"

Well at this rate, the boys will be getting a prize.  Might as well start posting your shirt sizes guys.

Just put me down for - Buff.

Hip? C? Sarah? Go for it.

Dave Thrash
5006-2 San Juan Ave
Jacksonville, Florida 32210

You forgot size, thrash.

1.5"

OK, that's girth, now length.

No, that's length. He can't even measure girth.

For shirts?
Large, I guess ...

Tricky, I'll measure it by your lockjaw ...

For shirts?
Large, I guess ...

Tricky, I'll measure it by your lockjaw ...

Now panty size.

Tricky's or mine?

I'm not sure how I'd translate a 32" waist into chickpants ...

Oh sorry I assumed you wore panties.  Nevermind.

Tricky's or mine?

I'm not sure how I'd translate a 32" waist into chickpants ...

About a 14-16 in Australia. Then we have the Eu sizing system and and and. Be happy you have a penis.

Tell me about it ...

*chin on fist, leans forward*

Hey, do you block out the daylight from your windows?
I have you in my head as doing so ...

Hey, do you block out the daylight from your windows?
I have you in my head as doing so ...

A lot of days I do, not today though. 

Fair 'nuff ...

I thought the same thing.

OK, that's girth, now length.

It's just a button...

...but it's bigger than you clit. (shameless sig steal)

Danzig's overwhelming flood of PMS

Fixed.

I bleed everywhere.

I've already hand picked your shirt, Thrash.

Does the victim suspect anything  ?

Does the victim suspect anything  ?

No way, DM is in stealth mode...

I like the irony in calling me DM.

I've already hand picked your shirt, Thrash.

is it your joy rag? c'mon, tell the truth.

I used to love Danger Mouse.

oh, man, i loved dangermouse so much. sometimes i'll start singing the song and yearn for an episode to show my kids.

I'm sure somebody with internet is a geek or nerd, and has eps to share on a p2p.

oh, man, i loved dangermouse so much. sometimes i'll start singing the song and yearn for an episode to show my kids for his warm embrace.

I don't know what the fuck that is.

what

Dangermouse.

You are deprived.

Seriously deprived.

Another fave of mine, mostly because the Goodies voiced it:

Ian - you should somehow buy this[/this] for me. I would seriously pay tricky to lick your balls

You'd pay me to lick Ian's balls? I'll do it!

dangermouse? he did the gray album. cool points for that.

Man... Dangermouse, Bananaman - what a nostaligia trip. I'd actually forgotten entirely about Bananaman. And does anyone remember Count Duckula, which was a DM spinoff?

I remember Duckula, I remember the name...I think I can see it. I think you might be right about the spin off thing, I cant seperate DM and CD in my head; it could however be due to you mentioning them together.

I forgot about The B man too! I am assuming mosh posted a B man pic. Had saw it I would of been al over it. Fuck, memories. BBC always had great shorts.

Watch Danger Mouse:
http://tv.blinkx.com/show/danger-mouse/Dh9nv0EW2SKNMSUdeJqfhw

Watch BananaMan:
http://tv.blinkx.com/show/bananaman/yfYMTozKR0mJE5fGah9Kcg

Bananaman was in The Dandy, I think it was, and although it was alright, it was never as good as some of the ones in Beano. I never really liked him.

underclass, can you not get that in JP? Want me to see if i can get it US and ship to JP?

So, I wasted my time with the links?

I have 2000 AD issues 1 - 1000 all mint near mint. Since we are on a Brit kick.

Bananaman was in The Dandy, I think it was, and although it was alright, it was never as good as some of the ones in Beano. I never really liked him.

I loved the Beano... never really saw the Dandy out here. IPC published excellent kids comics back when.

underclass, can you not get that in JP? Want me to see if i can get it US and ship to JP?

Miss Geek, what was that finger box thing you posed on TSi a while back? The one from Japan.

there is nothing you cannot get in Japan

Bogans.

Can you get Bogans in Japan?

If you order now, you can get one delived in November.

If you order now, you can get one delived in November.

yep

I wish I was a bogan now...

Uh-oh, all males hopes of getting a prize is no more, for a female has entered the ring and the game is officially ON.

If none of the girls entered, this is what I was gonna get you, Thrash: http://www.bustedtees.com/yourmom

Nice ...

Two ladies in.

gotta be a scam.
haven't you seen bagman's thread about this??!!

Two ladies in.

Strap-on spit roast?? ftw

Tricky was really close to entering but her stipulation was that I had to buy her a $130 pair of panties, and my reply was "Go fuck yourself", more or less.

Oh cmon, if I wanted a $15 pair of panties i'd just buy them myself.

Leave my thread, brat.

Oh cmon, if I wanted a $15 pair of panties i'd just buy them myself.

Where's the fun in that?!

That's the thing, she is no fun.

I don't want some lame ass panties or tee shirt with some stupid saying on the front.

I SAID GOOD DAY!

There was always a slight possibility that I'm misleading you all and will actually send out something like my Wii loaded with all my games to someone who I though deserved it, but I guess tricky will never know now.  And no, you can't change your mind.  GOOD DAY.

There was always a slight possibility that I'm misleading you all and will actually send out something like my Wii loaded with all my games to someone who I though deserved it, but I guess tricky will never know now.  And no, you can't change your mind.  GOOD DAY.

I don't want a Wii, so it's ok.

Drugmoth, if it makes you feel better I would've done it but I've only been here for a short while and I'm not stupid enough to give info like that out so quickly.

I'm not expecting any of the new females to hand over their info, this is more aimed at the old crew here who knows me.

I'm not expecting any of the new females to hand over their info, this is more aimed at the old crew here who knows me.

Hence I didn't do it.

I entered!  Size 4/small.  Get me something nice Danzzy boy!

WTF. I really don't understand this thread.

You don't have to because it will do you no good.

Entry is closed.  Winner has been chosen at random.

The winner now has a perpetual Santa.  This is only the beginning.  I will fart little random gifts at you whenever I feel to do so.  Forever and ever and ever.  Just tell me if you move.  First item is in the mail.

Who won?

If you order now, you can get one delived in November.

one with its life taken out? weird.

Do I still get these panties?

Only if you wear them and send me the pictures.

Hmm. Hmm. hahaha

i hate you, dylan. i'm not talking to you anymore.

i hate you, dylan. i'm not talking to you anymore.

I'll send you a rubber mold of my penis.

I thought that was my gift!?!?!?

Whatever slag, stand in line behind Kyle.

PS- Where is my "gift". 

It's in the mail.

... we never did find out what it was