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Vaginas on: April 23, 2009, 11:56:13 AM

You know, if God didn't give you women vaginas an awful lot of you would be being herded onto cattle cars.

Re: Vaginas Reply #1 on: April 23, 2009, 11:57:43 AM

Still sounds like a good idea.

Re: Vaginas Reply #2 on: April 23, 2009, 12:21:41 PM

what would we have been given in place of vaginas? penises? then we'd just be pretty looking men and you'd all be a bunch of very confused closeted homos.

Re: Vaginas Reply #3 on: April 23, 2009, 12:40:41 PM

Thanks for illustrating my point.

Re: Vaginas Reply #4 on: April 23, 2009, 01:07:25 PM

Here's a site dedicated to the vagina: http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com

Re: Vaginas Reply #5 on: April 23, 2009, 01:49:23 PM

Quote from: krapsna on April 23, 2009, 11:56:13 AM

You know, if God didn't give you women vaginas an awful lot of you would be being herded onto cattle cars.

I don't believe in a god. Therefore god didn't give me a vagina. Evolution gave me a vagina. GET IT RIGHT!!!

If it weren't for cock, men would be utterly useless.

Re: Vaginas Reply #6 on: April 23, 2009, 01:53:52 PM

hmm, you going to open those jars with your ass ?

~now wheres the thread....

Re: Vaginas Reply #7 on: April 23, 2009, 01:59:48 PM

No, I can open jars.

Re: Vaginas Reply #8 on: April 23, 2009, 02:06:41 PM

Sorry, I will never again get in the way of an "I hate men" thing. I have learnt my lesson. ( boys, men, whatever.)

Re: Vaginas Reply #9 on: April 23, 2009, 02:24:45 PM

Quote from: tricky on April 23, 2009, 01:49:23 PM

Quote from: krapsna on April 23, 2009, 11:56:13 AM
You know, if God didn't give you women vaginas an awful lot of you would be being herded onto cattle cars.

I don't believe in a god. Therefore god didn't give me a vagina. Evolution gave me a vagina. GET IT RIGHT!!!

If it weren't for cock, men would be utterly useless.

Yeah, without us there wouldn't be any buildings to repair, fires to fight, meat to cook, or wheels to turn.

But then again, without pussy being around, there wouldn't be any of those things either.

Re: Vaginas Reply #10 on: April 23, 2009, 03:25:28 PM

i thought this would be like a "calling all cars!" sort of thread. i was here to report in.

Re: Vaginas Reply #11 on: April 23, 2009, 04:25:02 PM

Ass the other vagina...

Re: Vaginas Reply #12 on: April 23, 2009, 04:38:39 PM

Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:25:02 PM

Ass the other vagina...

You are the female version of Thrash arern't you?

Re: Vaginas Reply #13 on: April 23, 2009, 04:57:41 PM

Quote from: tricky on April 23, 2009, 04:38:39 PM

Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:25:02 PM
Ass the other vagina...

You are the female version of Thrash arern't you?

You're not the first person to ask that...

So..

Maybe I am?...

We'll see when I get my ass down there. Then he can tell you if I am or not.

Re: Vaginas Reply #14 on: April 23, 2009, 06:58:52 PM

Re: Vaginas Reply #15 on: April 23, 2009, 07:24:26 PM

Damn straight.

Re: Vaginas Reply #16 on: April 23, 2009, 07:29:11 PM

lukewarm hole? there is something wrong with the ladies you've been sticking it to.

Re: Vaginas Reply #17 on: April 23, 2009, 07:35:54 PM

YA THINK???

Re: Vaginas Reply #18 on: April 24, 2009, 04:47:00 AM

Quote from: tricky on April 23, 2009, 01:49:23 PM

Quote from: krapsna on April 23, 2009, 11:56:13 AM
You know, if God didn't give you women vaginas an awful lot of you would be being herded onto cattle cars.

I don't believe in a god. Therefore god didn't give me a vagina. Evolution gave me a vagina. GET IT RIGHT!!!

If it weren't for cock, men would be utterly useless.

A WITCH!

BURN HER!

Re: Vaginas Reply #19 on: April 24, 2009, 07:08:22 AM

Quote from: Zoomie on April 23, 2009, 06:58:52 PM

I prefer my women not to be Luke-warm. Luke can stay away. I'll warm them up myself, grazie.

Re: Vaginas Reply #20 on: April 24, 2009, 07:10:42 AM

Eh. Luke has no hope of pulling bitches with tits like that anyway.

Re: Vaginas Reply #21 on: April 24, 2009, 07:21:20 AM

Not unless he goes Ted Bundy on them.

Re: Vaginas Reply #22 on: April 24, 2009, 11:22:10 AM

or moves to Japan

FUCKING HINT

Re: Vaginas Reply #23 on: April 24, 2009, 01:19:50 PM

First bagman, now Luke, who is next on Nick's list to get all LG-ers to move to Asia?

Re: Vaginas Reply #24 on: April 24, 2009, 01:31:24 PM

Me! Me!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:57:41 PM

Quote from: tricky on April 23, 2009, 04:38:39 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:25:02 PM
Ass the other vagina...

You are the female version of Thrash arern't you?

You're not the first person to ask that...

So..

Maybe I am?...

We'll see when I get my ass down there. Then he can tell you if I am or not.

Well, since there's no Brooke in the picture; bring it, cunt!

Re: Vaginas Reply #26 on: April 24, 2009, 05:57:55 PM

Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on April 23, 2009, 07:29:11 PM

lukewarm hole? there is something wrong with the ladies you've been sticking it to.

I've been almost scalded on occasion.

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

That's 'cause they dried up on you, man ...

Re: Vaginas Reply #28 on: April 24, 2009, 06:06:35 PM

Quote from: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 04:39:42 PM

Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:57:41 PM
Quote from: tricky on April 23, 2009, 04:38:39 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:25:02 PM
Ass the other vagina...

You are the female version of Thrash arern't you?

You're not the first person to ask that...

So..

Maybe I am?...

We'll see when I get my ass down there. Then he can tell you if I am or not.

Well, since there's no Brooke in the picture; bring it, cunt!

No Brooke? Wow, I have been gone long. And look at you with that foreplay, sexy sexy ...

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Less tallkie, more bookie for suckie-assfuckie!

Re: Vaginas Reply #30 on: April 24, 2009, 06:39:29 PM

Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on April 23, 2009, 07:29:11 PM

lukewarm hole? there is something wrong with the ladies you've been sticking it to.

Yes, sounds like those ones have been dead for a few hours.

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

CSI:LG

Re: Vaginas Reply #32 on: April 24, 2009, 06:43:54 PM

I'll get a liver temp to know for sure.

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Ok, get me this and I'm all over it ...
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=452.0

Re: Vaginas Reply #34 on: April 25, 2009, 12:03:56 AM

Quote from: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 06:15:02 PM

Less tallkie, more bookie for suckie-assfuckie!

KK, gotcha big daddy

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Quote from: Picard

Make it so!

Re: Vaginas Reply #36 on: April 25, 2009, 01:26:17 PM

Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:57:41 PM

Quote from: tricky on April 23, 2009, 04:38:39 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:25:02 PM
Ass the other vagina...
You are the female version of Thrash arern't you?
You're not the first person to ask that...

OH.

you're the one with the cowboy hat.

Re: Vaginas Reply #37 on: April 25, 2009, 01:28:35 PM

Quote from: Zoomie on April 24, 2009, 07:10:42 AM

Eh. Luke has no hope of pulling bitches with tits like that anyway.

My last girlfriend was thinner, prettier, and with bigger boobs.

...I don't understand how it happened either, but it did for a whole year.

Re: Vaginas Reply #38 on: April 25, 2009, 02:08:11 PM

Quote from: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 06:15:02 PM

Less tallkie, more bookie for suckie-assfuckie!

Thrash is nothing if not a gentleman.

Re: Vaginas Reply #39 on: April 25, 2009, 04:13:03 PM

Quote from: eitje on April 25, 2009, 01:28:35 PM

Quote from: Zoomie on April 24, 2009, 07:10:42 AM
Eh. Luke has no hope of pulling bitches with tits like that anyway.
My last girlfriend was thinner, prettier, and with bigger boobs.

...I don't understand how it happened either, but it did for a whole year.

Because... she didn't speak English?

Re: Vaginas Reply #40 on: April 25, 2009, 04:50:08 PM

She spoke 4 different languages, including English!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Quote from: tricky on April 25, 2009, 02:08:11 PM

Quote from: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 06:15:02 PM
Less tallkie, more bookie for suckie-assfuckie!

Thrash is nothing if not a gentleman.

Same goes for you, cunt ...
Get on this ...

Re: Vaginas Reply #42 on: May 08, 2009, 10:47:26 PM

Quote from: eitje on April 25, 2009, 01:26:17 PM

Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:57:41 PM
Quote from: tricky on April 23, 2009, 04:38:39 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on April 23, 2009, 04:25:02 PM
Ass the other vagina...
You are the female version of Thrash arern't you?
You're not the first person to ask that...

OH.

you're the one with the cowboy hat.

Yes. That was me. It's still around here somewhere...

Re: Vaginas Reply #43 on: May 08, 2009, 10:48:34 PM

Quote from: Thrash on April 25, 2009, 12:37:04 AM

Quote from: Picard
Make it so!

OMFG! And you're going all Next Gen on me?!!??!! You fucking cock tease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Vaginas Reply #44 on: May 09, 2009, 02:16:15 AM

Number one.....I need to take a number two.

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Quote from: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 06:15:02 PM

Less tallkie, more bookie for suckie-assfuckie!

Re: Vaginas Reply #46 on: May 15, 2009, 11:28:11 PM

Is this a formal invite??

Re: Vaginas Reply #47 on: May 15, 2009, 11:48:18 PM

I think it is. Thrash, don't be a goddamn pussy!

Re: Vaginas Reply #48 on: May 16, 2009, 11:12:41 AM

Heheh....Thrash is a pussy.