One time some crappy movie was being made here in PA involving guys from The Bloodhound Gang and Jackass and that stuff and they were filming a party scene so they had a party. I was invited to participate in this party, and had a great time.

When the filming was over Evil Jared was upstairs in the house selling Nitrous balloons for a couple of bucks, and loving that stuff I bought one off him and promptly inhaled it. Then, being way too drunk to realize that stairs were not a good idea, I tried to walk down them while fucked up on the nitrous and instead fell down them.

They were hardwood with no carpeting, it kinda sucked. Stay away from stairs on nitrous.

I worked security for a festival once. It was a great experience actually.
At first the rules for us peons was:
Rule version 1: If you see any drugs report it.
Pretty soon this became ridiculous so the rule changed:
Rule v.2: If you see and drugs being sold or if you see large amounts of drugs likely to be sold then report it.
This had to be revised as well.
Rule v.3: If you see any hard drugs (heroin, coke/crack, meth, LSD, PCP, etc.) being sold then report it.
Finally even this had to be revised giving us the final version:
Rue v.4: If you see any Nitrous then report it.

That was the final version of the rule. Weird, eh? Nitrous which lasts 45 seconds and whose side effects include pretty much only giggling. The only thing I can think of is that they were just pissed at how many hits a dealer could bring into the venue in a compressed cylinder and consequently how much money he could make. Such a weird thing to be all petty about though.

One time some crappy movie was being made here in PA involving guys from The Bloodhound Gang and Jackass and that stuff and they were filming a party scene so they had a party. I was invited to participate in this party, and had a great time.

When the filming was over Evil Jared was upstairs in the house selling Nitrous balloons for a couple of bucks, and loving that stuff I bought one off him and promptly inhaled it. Then, being way too drunk to realize that stairs were not a good idea, I tried to walk down them while fucked up on the nitrous and instead fell down them.

They were hardwood with no carpeting, it kinda sucked. Stay away from stairs on nitrous.

You forgot to end it with FML.

i love doing nitrous

been awhile tho

i love doing nitrous

been awhile tho

and?

... mug yer dentist?

and?

And what?

theres got to be more

Well I guess you'd be in a position to know on account of you were the one who done said it.

So...

and?

Never tried it.

I worked security for a festival once. It was a great experience actually.

Wow!

You really DO try everything at least once!