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Stopping a bad habit(Read 3767 times)
Stopping a bad habit on: February 27, 2009, 04:25:59 PM
How do you stop a bad habit? There is this one thing that I do that I just can't stop doing. I even went 2 months without doing it and then I started up again.

Everytime I want to do, should I bite myself really hard or flick my wrist with a rubber band or something? Advice please!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #1 on: February 27, 2009, 04:28:24 PM
cold turkey. 
He indicated my book, said, 'It's that rubbish that has you the nobody you are.'



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #2 on: February 27, 2009, 04:28:44 PM
It's ok, I pick my nose and eat it too.
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Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #3 on: February 27, 2009, 04:31:13 PM
cold turkey. 

You know I can't do this!!

I wish it were picking my nose and eating it, in my opnion I'd be better off doing that then what it really is.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #4 on: February 27, 2009, 04:33:08 PM
cold turkey. 

You know I can't do this!!

I wish it were picking my nose and eating it, in my opnion I'd be better off doing that then what it really is.

Do you scratch your vag from the inside or something?
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Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #5 on: February 27, 2009, 04:40:27 PM
I wish, that would be cool.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #6 on: February 27, 2009, 05:23:59 PM
Stop hanging around the edges of the playground, for a start.

We know how it is, how it makes you feel so good to Take another living thing.

We know how being Woman, larger targets might be too risky, how you might not even be able to get your hands around their necks.

But they are just children, dear girl, and one should not pluck the Fruit not yet ripened.

Maybe you should consider volunteering your... services at a hospice?
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #7 on: February 27, 2009, 05:37:24 PM
one should not pluck the Fruit not yet ripened.

Is it ok to fuck the fruit not yet ripened?

Cuz I have, and I would do it again.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #8 on: February 27, 2009, 05:42:51 PM
Stop hanging around the edges of the playground, for a start.

We know how it is, how it makes you feel so good to Take another living thing.

We know how being Woman, larger targets might be too risky, how you might not even be able to get your hands around their necks.

But they are just children, dear girl, and one should not pluck the Fruit not yet ripened.

Maybe you should consider volunteering your... services at a hospice?

Do I know you?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #9 on: February 27, 2009, 06:01:54 PM
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Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #10 on: February 27, 2009, 07:34:23 PM
And try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot.

Gawd I love living in the past...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #11 on: February 27, 2009, 07:48:00 PM
I still have yet to see the sequel by which I don't mean Mallrats.
I gave up on Kevin Smith after Jersey Girl. Ironically I kinda want to see that again.



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #12 on: February 27, 2009, 07:59:04 PM
Yeah haven't seen it either. Or Jersey Girl.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #13 on: February 27, 2009, 08:15:01 PM
It fit; that's all I'll say ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #14 on: February 28, 2009, 01:35:21 AM
There is no excuse ever to watch any Kevin Smith movie.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #15 on: February 28, 2009, 02:21:22 AM
An amber-alerted child has a better sense of humor than Balor.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2009, 02:22:38 AM by bagman »



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #16 on: February 28, 2009, 02:53:38 AM
Clerks is pretty funny, if you're 19 years old, drunk on cheap vodka you bribed your older sister for, flopped out on a broken futon with couple of pot heads.

Beyond that Kevin Smith's work is over-rated, vapid, smarmy tripe targeted towards illiterati and other arrested adolescents.

The fact that he has been arbitrarily deemed cool by the masses of mediocrity does not in actuality transmute his shite into gold.

This is a man who has stated that Donnie Darko was written on too high a level for him to fully comprehend.

Donnie.
Fucking.
Darko.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #17 on: February 28, 2009, 03:56:34 AM
Let's look at it in context. What other comedies came out the same year as Clerks? The Mask. Ace Ventura. Dumb and Dumber... Yeah I'd say Clerks could genuinely be considered comedic gold by those standards even if you weren't drunk on cheap vodka. I suppose in a grand sense maybe Kevin Smith isn't the funniest guy in the world, but he walks to the beat of a different drum and I think it's only when he tries to be all Hollywood that he starts to actually suck. At lowest I'd rate him a score of "meh".



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #18 on: February 28, 2009, 09:28:15 AM
i just watched kung fu panda, there were some funny bit in it
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #19 on: February 28, 2009, 09:53:36 AM
ahhh i love clerks.  maybe just cos it's so jersey
He indicated my book, said, 'It's that rubbish that has you the nobody you are.'



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #20 on: February 28, 2009, 10:08:56 AM
So, to stop my bad habit, I have to watch Kevin Smith movies?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #21 on: February 28, 2009, 10:23:23 AM
You have to watch Kevin Smith movies and complain the entire time about what a tool Kevin Smith is.



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #22 on: February 28, 2009, 10:51:08 AM
I endorse this suggestion unreservedly.



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #23 on: February 28, 2009, 01:51:07 PM
Try hypnosis.






Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #24 on: February 28, 2009, 03:19:52 PM
I love Clerks, Clerks 2 wasn't quite as good but still worth a watch. Mostly for Rosario Dawson.

Mallrats was pretty good, Dogma was great, and J&SBSB was fucking hilarious. "An Orang-Utan... the most dangerous animal known to man..."

I even liked Jersey Girl, somewhat.

But what the fuck was up with Chasing Amy? What a fucking piece of shit that movie was.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #25 on: February 28, 2009, 06:43:38 PM
See Chasing Amy is my favourite Kevin Smith movie, or at least the first half of it is. I never watch the second half of it now.

Hooper X should have got his own movie.



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #26 on: February 28, 2009, 09:06:07 PM
My favorite Kevin Smith movie is by far the underrated classic "Brook's Bad Habit"

edit: EXCUSE me
« Last Edit: March 01, 2009, 02:45:40 PM by Drugmoth »
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Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #27 on: March 01, 2009, 04:20:53 AM
I love Clerks, Clerks 2 wasn't quite as good but still worth a watch. Mostly for Rosario Dawson.

Mallrats was pretty good, Dogma was great, and J&SBSB was fucking hilarious. "An Orang-Utan... the most dangerous animal known to man..."

I even liked Jersey Girl, somewhat.

But what the fuck was up with Chasing Amy? What a fucking piece of shit that movie was.

I haven't seen Jersey Girl, but I agree with the rest

For the most part, I like Kevin Smith's movies.  But there is almost always the "slow gay" scene that I find almost unwatchable.  Like them sitting in the cell in Clerks 2.  I hated that part.  I think Chasing Amy was that one scene I don't like stretched to the length of a feature film.



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #28 on: March 01, 2009, 08:37:13 AM
How do you stop a bad habit? There is this one thing that I do that I just can't stop doing. I even went 2 months without doing it and then I started up again.

Everytime I want to do, should I bite myself really hard or flick my wrist with a rubber band or something? Advice please!

The only thing that I've found to be successful is some kind of support group.  People you can call that aren't involved, but that will give you advice.  Even then, it's easy to slip up.

The problem with the other things you recommended would be forming a mental connection between biting/rubber banding and your bad habit.  You could end up needing to then flick a rubber band before participating in your bad habit to get the same feeling that you got before.

Finally, I'll assume you're talking about daydreaming about bagman.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #29 on: March 01, 2009, 09:30:23 AM
lucas! smooches!



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #30 on: March 01, 2009, 10:25:03 AM
Is tricky the infamous "J" ?



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #31 on: March 01, 2009, 10:26:10 AM
what's a "J"?

It's OK not to answer that question
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #32 on: March 01, 2009, 10:38:39 AM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #33 on: March 01, 2009, 01:57:10 PM
Is tricky the infamous "J" ?

EW. Fuck no. I am Brook and I don't even live anywhere near Texas. I am sure you remember me, otherwise I don't get the joke.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #34 on: March 01, 2009, 06:42:57 PM
just a joke! Read up on bagman's sexual escapades if it interests you and you'll see.
Trust me, it's hilarious and so worth the time.



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #35 on: March 02, 2009, 08:19:05 AM



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #36 on: March 02, 2009, 10:45:15 AM
That's the cure to a stiff hangover.



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #37 on: March 02, 2009, 02:13:27 PM
Just a guess.
You might try using a lot of bad tasting hand lotion? Or try leaving soap on your hands.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Stopping a bad habit Reply #38 on: March 02, 2009, 04:24:17 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.