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Bloody fingernail(Read 14715 times)
Bloody fingernail on: April 26, 2009, 10:59:37 PM
Who wants the part of my fingernail that was ripped off this morning?  It has my dried blood on it so you can always leave it at your next crime scene to place the blame on me.



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #1 on: April 26, 2009, 11:05:24 PM
$5.  And no bitching if I actually DO leave it at a crimescene.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #2 on: April 26, 2009, 11:09:07 PM
It is pointy enough to use as a toothpick ?
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Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #3 on: April 27, 2009, 07:08:24 AM
can I scratch my ballsac with it?



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #4 on: April 27, 2009, 01:28:30 PM
$5.  And no bitching if I actually DO leave it at a crimescene.

I would need more than $5 for the risk of becoming some bull dyke's new bitch.

It is pointy enough to use as a toothpick ?

Yes

can I scratch my ballsac with it?

Sure



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #5 on: April 27, 2009, 01:58:00 PM
Mail to :

PO Box 194
Holland Park West
Brisbane QLD Aust.
4121

There will be no compensation.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #6 on: April 27, 2009, 02:41:39 PM
Or, Mail To:
5006-2 San Juan Ave
Jacksonville, Fl 32210
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #7 on: April 27, 2009, 02:45:50 PM
Trying to steal my toejam eh....fucker.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #8 on: April 27, 2009, 03:06:02 PM
*EG*
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #9 on: April 27, 2009, 03:43:47 PM
need pics
I seriously know a guy named Harry Bush.



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #10 on: April 27, 2009, 05:16:24 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #11 on: April 29, 2009, 05:58:01 PM
I seriously know a guy named Harry Bush.



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #12 on: April 29, 2009, 10:52:50 PM
Damn I can't sell it now.  My dog ate it and I'm not digging around in her shit to find it.



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #13 on: April 29, 2009, 10:54:08 PM
You will make more with a used tampon anyways.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #14 on: April 30, 2009, 08:54:46 AM
Damn I can't sell it now.  My dog ate it and I'm not digging around in her shit to find it.
I think your target market is still the same, actually.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #15 on: April 30, 2009, 09:48:31 AM
You will make more with a used tampon anyways.

All I'm saying is, I have my period right now... *ahem*
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #16 on: April 30, 2009, 10:33:38 AM
Ohhh I could go for some period sex right now...



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #17 on: April 30, 2009, 10:36:15 AM
Katie and bagman do not approve of that statement.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #18 on: April 30, 2009, 01:15:07 PM
Nor Danzig.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #19 on: April 30, 2009, 01:18:28 PM
Ewwww.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #20 on: April 30, 2009, 05:08:46 PM
*steps up*

Fine; I'LL DO IT!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #21 on: May 05, 2009, 10:13:45 PM
Katie and bagman do not approve of that statement.

Thing is, I don't have to get my real dick dirty anymore when it comes to riding the hershey highway. Oh wait... red waves, red dawn, crimson tide or whatever the hell you call that grotesque, bloody flow.
« Last Edit: May 05, 2009, 10:14:50 PM by bagman »



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #22 on: May 07, 2009, 12:51:59 AM
Try and be more creepy, Kyle, TRY!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #23 on: May 07, 2009, 01:49:57 AM
Try and be more creepy, Kyle, TRY!

I am fairly certain you guys aren't ready for that.



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #24 on: May 07, 2009, 02:49:02 AM
You probably assume correctly.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #25 on: May 07, 2009, 05:13:56 AM
For some reason, online, males can not creep me out... women however. .. ..
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #26 on: May 08, 2009, 05:35:14 PM
For some reason, online, males can not creep me out... women however. .. ..
No one creeps me out online, many people irl.



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #27 on: May 08, 2009, 05:45:51 PM
Youre still a little girl. In 2 years I will block you on skype.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2009, 06:02:10 PM by homeless-joe »
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #28 on: May 08, 2009, 09:14:17 PM
Youre still a little girl. In 2 years I will block you on skype.
Probably should do that the other way around, dude.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Bloody fingernail Reply #29 on: May 08, 2009, 11:12:37 PM
Only one online person has been able to creep me out.  He just happens to be a crippled hippie.