Who wants the part of my fingernail that was ripped off this morning?  It has my dried blood on it so you can always leave it at your next crime scene to place the blame on me.

$5.  And no bitching if I actually DO leave it at a crimescene.

It is pointy enough to use as a toothpick ?

can I scratch my ballsac with it?

$5.  And no bitching if I actually DO leave it at a crimescene.

I would need more than $5 for the risk of becoming some bull dyke's new bitch.

It is pointy enough to use as a toothpick ?

Yes

can I scratch my ballsac with it?

Sure

Mail to :

PO Box 194
Holland Park West
Brisbane QLD Aust.
4121

There will be no compensation.

Or, Mail To:
5006-2 San Juan Ave
Jacksonville, Fl 32210

Trying to steal my toejam eh....fucker.

*EG*

need pics

pics of the fingernail 

Damn I can't sell it now.  My dog ate it and I'm not digging around in her shit to find it.

You will make more with a used tampon anyways.

Damn I can't sell it now.  My dog ate it and I'm not digging around in her shit to find it.

I think your target market is still the same, actually.

You will make more with a used tampon anyways.

All I'm saying is, I have my period right now... *ahem*

Ohhh I could go for some period sex right now...

Katie and bagman do not approve of that statement.

Nor Danzig.

Ewwww.

*steps up*

Fine; I'LL DO IT!

Katie and bagman do not approve of that statement.

Thing is, I don't have to get my real dick dirty anymore when it comes to riding the hershey highway. Oh wait... red waves, red dawn, crimson tide or whatever the hell you call that grotesque, bloody flow.

Try and be more creepy, Kyle, TRY!

Try and be more creepy, Kyle, TRY!

I am fairly certain you guys aren't ready for that.

You probably assume correctly.

For some reason, online, males can not creep me out... women however. .. ..

For some reason, online, males can not creep me out... women however. .. ..

No one creeps me out online, many people irl.

Youre still a little girl. In 2 years I will block you on skype.

Youre still a little girl. In 2 years I will block you on skype.

Probably should do that the other way around, dude.

Only one online person has been able to creep me out.  He just happens to be a crippled hippie. 

That's no way to talk about Zoomie.

That's no way to talk about Zoomie.

woah!
i was going to make this same post!
But then I didn't, because Zoomie is only crippled EMOTIONALLY.

Only one online person has been able to creep me out.  He just happens to be a crippled hippie. 

I could probaby creep you out, if I wanted to. I think anyone could creep out anyone else with a little effort.

Only one online person has been able to creep me out.  He just happens to be a crippled hippie. 

I could probaby creep you out, if I wanted to. I think anyone could creep out anyone else with a little effort.

Please try.

Only one online person has been able to creep me out.  He just happens to be a crippled hippie.

He even types like a cripple.
It annoys me.

He's fat, old and his penis barely works....and you want to pick on his typing too !!??!?  Fuck that's cold.

He's fat, old and his penis barely works....and you want to pick on his typing too !!??!?  Fuck that's cold.

maybe the minors he loves so much could teach him.

He's fat, old and his penis barely works....and you want to pick on his typing too !!??!?  Fuck that's cold.

maybe the minors he loves so much could teach him.

I'm glad he decided to leave me alone.  I think it's because he found out my age - I'm too old for him.

You will be my youngest victim.

He's fat, old and his penis barely works....and you want to pick on his typing too !!??!?  Fuck that's cold.

maybe the minors he loves so much could teach him.

I'm glad he decided to leave me alone.  I think it's because he found out my age - I'm too old for him.

You guys are talking about Tru, right?

I'm not touching that forum drama.  No, the creeper in question lurks around in HF when not at the playgrounds.

Maybe it's Tru but with a different name!

Oh the joys of cross site conflicting in jokes. I must admit though when minors were introduced, I thought i had been reading it wrong from the start.

Would I be wrong to say I like Tru?
Ignoring the whole killing raccoons.

Would I be wrong to say I like Tru?
Ignoring the whole killing raccoons.

No.

But remember, like Zoomie, or even myself, he is a dirty old man.

For some reason, online, males can not creep me out... women however. .. ..

No one creeps me out online, many people irl.

There's one person that I met online that creeps the fuck out of me. He has a tickling fetish, and he uses a waterpick to tickle himself. I saw it, and it had blood all over it.

But remember, like Zoomie, or even myself, he is a dirty old man.

STOP HELPING ME!!!

Would I be wrong to say I like Tru?
Ignoring the whole killing raccoons.

If he tells you he has candy and puppies in his car, don't believe him. RUN!

If he tells you he has candy and puppies in his car, don't believe him. RUN!

Marcus Brigstocke - Kids

No puppies but I do have baby kitties!



Hey ya wanna see?

Who wants the part of my fingernail that was ripped off this morning?  It has my dried blood on it so you can always leave it at your next crime scene to place the blame on me.

No, but I'll take a bloody vagina.

... I'll take that sack of smashed assholes

yeah, well, you would.

Where did treehugger go? I wanted to ask to show me her tits...

Ask Zoomie ...

MINE !! ALL MINE !!

Did you ask Zoomie first?

You know, In a indirect way...I did.

So, where does that leave you now?

Closer than Zoomie.

metaphysically or geographically?

Both before the years end.