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Quote from: krapsna
I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


Japan fundraiser(Read 10681 times)
Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #30 on: April 29, 2009, 02:50:00 PM
Wait, do I get my pic or not?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #31 on: April 29, 2009, 03:18:10 PM
Sure but I haven't had time to do it.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #32 on: April 29, 2009, 08:05:41 PM
You have a cell phone right? Point-click-send
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #33 on: April 30, 2009, 02:55:10 AM
Tricky, let's discuss rubber penis-antics fundraisers.


What do you propose?

Simple. I send it to you and you have a photo shoot with it. No insertion needed, just do whatever your creative little milfy mind comes up with. For $50 - $100. Depends on how original/good/creative the shoot is. Minimum of 5 photos.
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Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #34 on: April 30, 2009, 04:46:23 AM
wow. Kyle made my suggestion that Tricky take upskirt pics on her phone and send them to me seem somehow not creepy...
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #35 on: April 30, 2009, 07:36:56 AM
Deal!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #36 on: April 30, 2009, 07:41:05 AM
Yay upskirts!!!!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #37 on: April 30, 2009, 07:42:39 AM
I'm saying deal to Kyle.

Thrash is getting an upskirt.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #38 on: April 30, 2009, 07:56:19 AM
http://www.savekaryn-originalsite.com/

I remember that.  I can't believe anyone sent her money.

The only thing I'm willing to pay money for on the internet outside of normal goods is pervision.  I did buy a couple nude photos from a girl once, which I had her autograph with lines from the zodiac killer's letters.



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #39 on: April 30, 2009, 05:06:59 PM
YAY!
GO, ME!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #40 on: April 30, 2009, 09:27:50 PM
Thrash doesn't answer his PM's.

And Nick I don't think your wife would appreciate that!

I'll be trading this arbitrage. As I buy off you I am simultaneously on-selling affordable portions of the same product to Zoomie, Danzig and Bagman at a huge profit. And that's not all, Bagman is more of a sophisticated investor so I'll probably bundle a derivative of used-pantie with a used toilet-paper forward actual and some futures upskirt pics on a 4-month maturity.

Hahaha I missed this one before. Smart man!

Deal!

Smart girl!




Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #41 on: April 30, 2009, 11:02:24 PM
Send it to me in early June. Ok?

I promise you amusing pictures.
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Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #42 on: April 30, 2009, 11:37:44 PM
Hahaha Lucas will be involved as well somehow, I assume.

I threatened to bring it with me when we met up for lunch a while back, and he said he never wanted to see my "duck. ever. period."






Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #43 on: April 30, 2009, 11:48:04 PM
he said he never wanted to see my "duck. ever. period."
predictive text FTW!
creepy recollection FTL!
« Last Edit: April 30, 2009, 11:48:25 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #44 on: April 30, 2009, 11:51:08 PM
Luke will get an eyefull of the faux-duck!

Well, if you don't want Luke to see it, fine. But it'll be possibly more amusing if he does.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #45 on: April 30, 2009, 11:57:27 PM
Luke will get an eyefull of the faux-duck!
TIME TO WAKE UP!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #46 on: May 09, 2009, 02:32:03 AM
I think Tricky should make a pocket pussy of her junk, and then she and Kyle could go into business selling plastic versions of their junk as a set, for sad couples.  It could be a novelty item like the magnet set that Leslie the homeless wonder of Austin sells.




Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #47 on: May 09, 2009, 02:44:58 AM
WILL PURCHASE PUSSIES
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #48 on: May 09, 2009, 03:02:29 AM
Hahaha. I'd do it if it were possible.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #49 on: May 09, 2009, 03:56:33 PM
It's possible. Don't you watch Real Sex?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #50 on: May 10, 2009, 12:47:29 AM
They can't make a mold of the inside though.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #51 on: May 10, 2009, 02:56:33 AM
They can try....



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #52 on: May 10, 2009, 03:35:44 AM
Let me feel around inside and I can do it.  I have a tactile memory.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #53 on: May 10, 2009, 10:23:28 AM
tactile, lol
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #54 on: June 08, 2009, 04:38:21 PM
I'd pay for a mold of tricky's junk ....
I covered why she should do this in her "I'm Dying" thread ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #55 on: August 11, 2009, 10:54:12 AM
i got $10 from Dave outta the fundraiser. good deal. the rest of you suck.

you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #56 on: August 11, 2009, 06:56:59 PM
They can't make a mold of the inside though.

Actually, they CAN ...

and DO:

http://www.pocketpussies.com/pornstar_pocket_pussies.html
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Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #57 on: August 11, 2009, 07:00:02 PM
Would you record yourself singing "Windy" by the Association, dedicate the vid to me, and put it up on U2be for, say, $25?

Oh, yeah, and USD, NOT Monopoly Money!
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Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #58 on: August 11, 2009, 07:44:52 PM
I'll do it for $12.00 and a boob pic.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Japan fundraiser Reply #59 on: August 11, 2009, 08:09:19 PM
I'll do it for $12.00 and a boob pic.

Yeah, but you LIKE me!

i'm going for the "Priceless" look on his face when he has to sing my (pseudo)name in a cutesy-wootsey way...

And if i ever get my camera fixed, you can HAVE the boob pic!  <kissies>

OR ~  DAMN i'm good when i'm stra...  WTF am i SAYING???????

Or:

13 and i can take pix of each other's boobage when i visit Austin, next!
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