I swear to God I am gonna fucking assassinate Rick Perry if he doesn't shut the fuck up. With Austin and other areas of Texas going blue we were just finally starting to convince people that there *are* some people in Texas who aren't ignorant, inbred fundie psychopaths, Rick Perry and that other asshole whose name I can't remember at the moment start talking about fucking seceding from he goddamn union like it's a possibility, fueling the hoots and hollers of the good ol' boys who don't give a shit about politics until gays or guns are brought up.
I tell you one fucking thing, I'm not gonna move out of Texas if it ever DID secede, oh hell no. I'll join the first liberal revolutionary army of Texas and we'll retake this shit and put Rick Perry's head on a fucking pike in Austin as a grisly warning to all who would ever DARE try to be so arrogant and pandering again.
That's all, I'm done now. Fuck Rick Perry.
Viva la Revolucion'