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Current SEX thoughts(Read 151632 times)
Current SEX thoughts on: April 27, 2009, 04:36:35 PM
I feel like there should be a current sex thoughts thread. Think of it as my gift to you. I'm sure hip will appreciate it.

Current sex thought: What is this illusive thing known as sex? It's been so long, I barely remember.
« Last Edit: May 04, 2009, 01:15:37 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1 on: April 27, 2009, 04:39:01 PM
It's not a truck, It's a series of tubes.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2 on: April 27, 2009, 04:40:10 PM
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3 on: April 27, 2009, 04:42:40 PM
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you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #4 on: April 27, 2009, 04:47:19 PM
You're not thinking about sex either, tricky?! Let's cuddle! :D
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #5 on: April 27, 2009, 04:58:23 PM
I feel like there should be a current sex thoughts thread. Think of it as my gift to you. I'm sure hip will appreciate it.

Current sex thought: What is this illusive thing known as sex? It's been so long, I barely remember.

*shrugs*
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #6 on: April 27, 2009, 05:06:17 PM
I got laid 3 times in a row last night. It was great.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #7 on: April 27, 2009, 05:09:56 PM
So you went to Hawaii, huh?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #8 on: April 27, 2009, 05:12:41 PM
I hate Mondays, detroit is at rehearsal too late to do anything fun when he gets home.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #9 on: April 27, 2009, 05:19:51 PM
That's the funniest post I read today ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #10 on: April 27, 2009, 05:22:55 PM
I know, all the things one can pull from it... comedy gold!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #11 on: April 27, 2009, 05:24:00 PM
The newb'z'll never get it, I tell ya; NEVER!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #12 on: April 27, 2009, 05:35:50 PM
I'm not a newbie and I don't get it.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #13 on: April 27, 2009, 05:53:35 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #14 on: April 27, 2009, 05:57:06 PM
Red wings? He does stuff to her while she's on her period? A certain person who will not be mentioned did that to me once. There was a tampon up in there, though.
« Last Edit: April 27, 2009, 05:57:38 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #15 on: April 27, 2009, 06:02:49 PM
Whoa whoa whoa! Let's not jump to any assumptions here! The dude just likes hockey. Big Brendan Shanahan fan.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #16 on: April 27, 2009, 06:41:56 PM
Dude loves hockey!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #17 on: April 27, 2009, 07:06:35 PM
I love eatin a bitch out when she's on her rag
I seriously know a guy named Harry Bush.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #18 on: April 27, 2009, 09:30:17 PM
Having a baby sleeping in the same bed as us has kind of put a strain on having relations with my husband. Don't get me wrong, we still have the sex... we just end up with a lot more rug burn these days. Sigh.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #19 on: April 27, 2009, 11:04:44 PM
i'm probably twice the size of most japanese girls.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #20 on: April 27, 2009, 11:35:52 PM
i'm probably twice the size of most japanese girls.

So having sex with you is like having a threesome with two japanese girls?

Is that why Zoomie is always so nice to you when you come to town?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #21 on: April 27, 2009, 11:55:27 PM
So having sex with you is like having a threesome with two japanese girls?
I only have half the orifices of two japanese girls, though.  :(

Is that why Zoomie is always so nice to you when you come to town?
I think he likes mah belly.
« Last Edit: April 27, 2009, 11:56:03 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #22 on: April 28, 2009, 12:04:21 AM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #23 on: April 28, 2009, 05:04:34 AM
I'm too knaickered to have any sexual thoughts right now...
« Last Edit: April 28, 2009, 08:58:29 AM by eitje »



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #24 on: April 28, 2009, 08:57:22 AM
is it wrong to prefer sex from behind?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #25 on: April 28, 2009, 08:59:05 AM
is it wrong to prefer sex from behind?
just means you like yourself more than you like your mate.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #26 on: April 28, 2009, 09:34:58 AM
is it wrong to prefer sex from behind?

No, but I like from the front, from the side, from the back, from below, from above. I'm not picky with positions.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #27 on: April 28, 2009, 11:44:39 AM
I just had sex, it was good. Wife is making me a cup of tea. My life rules.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #28 on: April 28, 2009, 02:58:20 PM
i like a creative guy. i'm up for nearly any position, even if i may not think of it first most of the time.
i'm just saying, i really love being fucked from behind. the guy grabbing your hips, making you fuck his cock the way he wants you to...

holy shit. i shouldn't have two whole days off because all i want to do is masturbate. my laundry pile is an embarrassing site that really needs attended to.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #29 on: April 28, 2009, 03:23:09 PM
is it wrong to prefer sex from behind?

Nope. Variety is fun but doggystyle always seems to be in the mix.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.