I'll give them credit for originality, but I'll depduct points for lateness.
This would have beeb awesome if it came out a week after "jizz".
Awww did you do that just for me my pudgy Cheese Brother?
Spelling, fuckhead. You asked for it.
For the record, Kyle has no love life. Kyle has moist, abusable fuckholes that he picks up on Craigslist. When he grows up and realizes that it's easier to develop REAL self esteem instead of false bravado, to just be a man, make a commitment to one person, find some semblance of happiness in life and stop picking up broken people with their myriad of psychoses and social diseases, it can be said that he has a love life.
Please change the title to something more appropriate, like "Kyle's Masturbation Orifices".