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Current SEX thoughts(Read 160248 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #120 on: May 03, 2009, 01:01:56 AM
that's healthy.
I'm a bastion of healthy behaviors.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #121 on: May 03, 2009, 01:02:18 AM
If I didn't fuck you in highschool what makes you think I'd fuck you now?
His money?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #122 on: May 03, 2009, 01:03:10 AM
If I didn't fuck you in highschool what makes you think I'd fuck you now?
His money?

his beard? his sexual prowess and abundance of experience?

ugh i fail at punctuation.
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cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #123 on: May 03, 2009, 01:06:33 AM
I like where this thread is going!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #124 on: May 03, 2009, 01:10:30 AM
I like where this thread is going!
you would.

jesus, with all of the people here, why'd you have to get all on BAGMAN's cock?
is it because you've actually seen it?  is that really all it takes?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #125 on: May 03, 2009, 01:13:47 AM
Don't be so jealous!

Actually, Kyle is a nice person with a good heart! So there!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #126 on: May 03, 2009, 01:19:41 AM
Don't be so jealous!

Actually, Kyle is a nice person with a good heart! So there!

yeah, he keeps it in a jar, next to the liver and pancreas.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #127 on: May 03, 2009, 01:22:02 AM
If I didn't fuck you in highschool what makes you think I'd fuck you now?

Whoa whoa whoa, that's exactly my point. I don't want you to fuck me. I want the other Sasha too.



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #128 on: May 03, 2009, 01:24:16 AM
Don't be so jealous!

Actually, Kyle is a nice person with a good heart! So there!

I am. Really.

In fact the suicide girl commented multiple times about how nice I am. (Probably because she's used to getting choked until near-death and shit on.) I always remember to say "thank you" after I get my nut off too. Every time J did, and even for miss suicide girl. With my jizz hanging from her hair and dripping down her forehead.



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #129 on: May 03, 2009, 01:28:23 AM
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #130 on: May 03, 2009, 01:39:43 AM
Fuck you Sigmund Freud.



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #131 on: May 03, 2009, 01:42:11 AM
I don't want you to fuck me. I want the other Sasha too.
what's that all about.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #132 on: May 03, 2009, 01:43:00 AM
Fuck you Sigmund Freud.
Over your heads I guess.

EDIT: A Kyle-Sasha-Sasha 3some. That's what I'm talking about!


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Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #133 on: May 03, 2009, 01:44:50 AM
With my jizz hanging from her hair and dripping down her forehead.
mention it more, and someone will eventually ask for proof.
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Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #134 on: May 03, 2009, 01:46:10 AM
Over your heads I guess.
What's that all about.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #135 on: May 03, 2009, 01:49:23 AM
With my jizz hanging from her hair and dripping down her forehead.
mention it more, and danzig will eventually ask for proof.
(his attention span is short)

Huh?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #136 on: May 03, 2009, 01:59:59 AM
With my jizz hanging from her hair and dripping down her forehead.
mention it more, and danzig will eventually ask for proof.
(his attention span is short)
Huh?
I'm pretty sure you're always asking for pictures of boobs and such, to verify the existence of ladies.
So, after a certain amount of references, I assume you'd ask for evidence of semen is someone's hair.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #137 on: May 03, 2009, 02:01:24 AM
Umm....no. 
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Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #138 on: May 03, 2009, 02:13:22 AM
okay, fine.
revisionist history.
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Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #139 on: May 03, 2009, 03:02:17 AM
Fuck you Sigmund Freud.
Over your heads I guess.

EDIT: A Kyle-Sasha-Sasha 3some. That's what I'm talking about!




I'm eating a sandwich right now and right when I read this I took a bite, opened my mouth in disgusted gaping awe and the half bitten piece fell out of my mouth.



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #140 on: May 03, 2009, 03:05:06 AM
Fuck you Sigmund Freud.
Over your heads I guess.

EDIT: A Kyle-Sasha-Sasha 3some. That's what I'm talking about!




I'm eating a sandwich right now and right when I read this I took a bite, opened my mouth in disgusted gaping awe and the half bitten piece fell out of my mouth.

Fucking ROFL.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #141 on: May 03, 2009, 03:57:29 AM

...opened my mouth in disgusted gaping awe and the half bitten piece fell out of invited him into my mouth.

Fixed.



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #142 on: May 03, 2009, 04:40:43 AM
...opened my mouth in gaping awe and invited him into my mouth.
fixed.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #143 on: May 03, 2009, 04:49:15 AM
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Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #144 on: May 03, 2009, 05:08:53 AM
I'll give them credit for originality, but I'll depduct points for lateness.

This would have beeb awesome if it came out a week after "jizz".
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #145 on: May 03, 2009, 05:16:09 AM
Well it reminded me of Sasha.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #146 on: May 03, 2009, 05:19:03 AM
It was definitely well-produced.
Just not timely.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #147 on: May 03, 2009, 10:43:23 AM
I'll give them credit for originality, but I'll depduct points for lateness.

This would have beeb awesome if it came out a week after "jizz".

Awww did you do that just for me my pudgy Cheese Brother?

Spelling, fuckhead. You asked for it.

For the record, Kyle has no love life. Kyle has moist, abusable fuckholes that he picks up on Craigslist. When he grows up and realizes that it's easier to develop REAL self esteem instead of false bravado, to just be a man, make a commitment to one person, find some semblance of happiness in life and stop picking up broken people with their myriad of psychoses and social diseases, it can be said that he has a love life.

Please change the title to something more appropriate, like "Kyle's Masturbation Orifices".
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Kyle's Masturbation Orifices Reply #148 on: May 03, 2009, 11:22:39 AM
Just for you, Zoomiedude.
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you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts/ Bagmans lovelife Reply #149 on: May 03, 2009, 11:45:51 AM
I'll give them credit for originality, but I'll depduct points for lateness.

This would have beeb awesome if it came out a week after "jizz".

Awww did you do that just for me my pudgy Cheese Brother?

I'd been good all night, I felt I needed to throw you a bone.  :)
Like yours.  Only different.