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Current SEX thoughts(Read 349476 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #180 on: May 05, 2009, 04:22:23 PM


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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #181 on: May 05, 2009, 05:04:43 PM
Whoa whoa cool it. You'll probably never even see that guy again



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #182 on: May 05, 2009, 07:49:08 PM
I wonder what they're running from in that picture, they look terrified!

the man.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #183 on: May 06, 2009, 04:47:22 AM

I'm sooo looking forward to death.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #184 on: May 06, 2009, 04:43:56 PM
I don't need your way of life
I can't stand your attitudes
I can do without your strife
I don't need this fucking world
I don't need this fucking world
this world brings me down
gag with every breath
this world brings me down
I'm looking forward to death
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #185 on: May 06, 2009, 05:06:16 PM
I was going to post that, but then I was like fuck it.

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #186 on: May 06, 2009, 05:14:35 PM
I really like the NoMeansNo acapella cover of that.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #187 on: May 06, 2009, 05:38:16 PM
That's exactly the one I was thinking of.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #188 on: May 06, 2009, 05:59:01 PM
It's a DK song originally. Also good, but the NMN one is better.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #189 on: May 06, 2009, 10:10:00 PM
Dude, you're talking to an uber DK fan here, and yeah, the No Means No cover is a lot of fun.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #190 on: May 06, 2009, 10:46:19 PM
I wish I was a member of the DK crew.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #191 on: May 06, 2009, 10:48:42 PM
Dude, you're talking to an uber DK fan here

I actually wondered about that as I was posting. Anyway, glad to hear it! DK is the fucking shit. I happen to be wearing my faded-ass DK shirt right now!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #192 on: May 06, 2009, 10:49:13 PM
Current sex thought:

0:28
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #193 on: May 06, 2009, 11:12:42 PM
I wish I was a member of the DK crew.
That' sexy.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #194 on: May 07, 2009, 12:05:02 AM
Dead Kennedys were a fucking horrible bands.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #195 on: May 07, 2009, 01:56:56 AM
Current thought:

It's been nearly two weeks without sex and I am clawing at my walls. I masturbated night before last, and STILL woke up the next morning after having a wet dream. I literally feel like I am going nuts not having sex. The suicide girl was LEVELS above the nearly 4 months of sex I had with "J". The way she looked up at me, and made eye contact when sucking on me still gives me oh so much joy.  The one thing I didn't like, was that she was relatively quiet. I kept having to say things, and get her to speak up, moan, etc.

*Growls*

I never felt this way my first 28 years... I mean I feel DESPERATION right now. Good lord. I've had a taste of the great stuff and want more. I WANT THE WHOLE FUCKING CAKE.





Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #196 on: May 07, 2009, 02:20:25 AM
2 weeks?  Man oh man, I can't wait until you hit the 2 years without sex mark.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #197 on: May 07, 2009, 02:37:09 AM
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #198 on: May 07, 2009, 07:30:58 AM
I WANT THE WHOLE FUCKING CAKE.

I'd like to get fucked on a cake. MMMMmmmmm..



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #199 on: May 07, 2009, 07:33:46 AM
I'd like to fuck you while eating cake.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #200 on: May 07, 2009, 07:53:24 AM
As long as my ass is in cake you can eat all you want.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #201 on: May 07, 2009, 07:55:20 AM
Fuck yeah, just wash it first and I'll rim you all night long baby.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #202 on: May 07, 2009, 07:59:44 AM
You wouldn't eat the cake off my ass??



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #203 on: May 07, 2009, 08:00:52 AM
As long as the butthole is clean I will.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #204 on: May 07, 2009, 08:04:27 AM
O ok I see what you mean. I'll wash before I sit in the cake then you can do whatever you like.

What kinda cake do you prefer??



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #205 on: May 07, 2009, 08:09:59 AM
White cake with chocolate frosting?
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #206 on: May 07, 2009, 08:16:53 AM
That will leave a nice print on your face.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #207 on: May 07, 2009, 09:19:25 AM
cake fart.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #208 on: May 07, 2009, 09:34:49 AM
no means yes.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #209 on: May 07, 2009, 09:44:37 AM
I've met one girl who that absolutely applies to.
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