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Current SEX thoughts(Read 153492 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #30 on: April 29, 2009, 01:25:57 AM
is it wrong to prefer sex from behind?

Yeah cuz you're usually bent over a propane tank behind the gas station.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #31 on: April 29, 2009, 05:27:36 AM
I'm too knackered to have any sexual thoughts right now...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #32 on: April 29, 2009, 09:35:10 AM
I gotta get some fuckin' poontang.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #33 on: April 29, 2009, 09:59:25 AM
hairy poontang?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #34 on: April 29, 2009, 10:29:06 AM
la la laaaa
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you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #35 on: April 29, 2009, 03:15:03 PM
freudian.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #36 on: April 29, 2009, 04:51:38 PM
I gotta get some fuckin' poontang.

I'll get some with you ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #37 on: April 29, 2009, 05:01:00 PM
I'll watch you get some and masturbate in the corner.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #38 on: April 29, 2009, 07:59:03 PM
I'll watch you get some and masturbate in the corner.

Stealthy like an armadillo right? Every time they started to get into it you'd be all "hey guys, this is so awesome that I'm watching this! *puff* *puff*"
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #39 on: April 29, 2009, 08:23:43 PM
Hahahahahaha!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #40 on: April 29, 2009, 08:48:34 PM
I'll watch you get some and masturbate in the corner.

Stealthy like an armadillo right? Every time they started to get into it you'd be all "hey guys, this is so awesome that I'm watching this! *puff* *puff*"

What do the puffs imply?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #41 on: April 29, 2009, 09:25:08 PM
What do the puffs imply?
troubled, heavy breathing.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #42 on: April 29, 2009, 09:47:12 PM
Oh, I think *huff* is probably what he was looking for then.  And yes, masturbating makes me winded.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #43 on: April 29, 2009, 10:01:12 PM
I gotta get some fuckin' poontang.

Yeah I could go for some burgers, some furburgers.  Man this is a fucking sausage fest in here.

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #44 on: April 29, 2009, 10:11:30 PM
He's the coolest gay guy who plays a straight guy ever.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #45 on: April 29, 2009, 11:06:43 PM
He's the coolest gay guy who plays a straight guy ever.

Right?

I love him on How I Met Your Mother.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #46 on: April 30, 2009, 07:34:40 AM
Hey Tricky!  I want you inside me.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #47 on: April 30, 2009, 10:28:27 AM
Current sex thought: i would like to have sex again sometime in my life. that might be nice.

and danzig- that was a little creepy.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #48 on: April 30, 2009, 11:05:54 AM
:D
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #49 on: April 30, 2009, 04:50:51 PM
No, it would have been creepier if the two posts were reversed ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #50 on: April 30, 2009, 08:48:43 PM
Current sex thought: i would like to have sex again sometime in my life. that might be nice.

We can probably arrange that.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #51 on: April 30, 2009, 09:00:51 PM
Current sex thought: i would like to have sex again sometime in my life. that might be nice.
We can probably arrange that.

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #52 on: April 30, 2009, 09:02:24 PM
Current sex thought: i would like to have sex again sometime in my life. that might be nice.

We can probably arrange that.

Hot.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #53 on: April 30, 2009, 09:16:46 PM
Current sex thought: i would like to have sex again sometime in my life. that might be nice.

We can probably arrange that.

Hot.



(I'm on a meme spree.)



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #54 on: April 30, 2009, 09:21:45 PM
lolz
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #55 on: April 30, 2009, 09:34:29 PM
Current sex thought: i would like to have sex again sometime in my life. that might be nice.

We can probably arrange that.

Hot.

eehhnn...  eehhnn...  eehhnn...
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #56 on: April 30, 2009, 10:06:34 PM


(I'm on a meme spree.)
Since when is Pavarotti a meme?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #57 on: April 30, 2009, 11:46:11 PM
Since, typing words on random photos became one. (Aka image macro)

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Image editing
Main article: Image macro
Richard Dawkins, who coined the term, has been the subject of several image macros.

Perhaps the most popular Internet memes are made by editing images (pictures, drawings, portraits, etc.) because of the ease that editing an image implies; these kind of Internet memes acquire a broad significance rapidly because they can be shared easily over the Internet. These images usually depict a same original image edited or modified in several ways. For example, some accessories may be added, colors or dimensions changed or the background/foreground replaced. Also, an existing image may be turned into a parody of a motivational poster using various websites, which gives a picture a background, title and brief description without needing to open up image editing software. Another trend is to create a totally new image or version of the original concept. Many of these images originate from sites such as heavily-frequented internet forums.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme

Now back up off me sucka!




Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #58 on: May 01, 2009, 12:21:25 AM
A meme is supposed to be a unit of cultural thought. An image macro isn't a meme until culture adopts it. I've never seen that one before. Maybe it's a Texas meme... Or maybe it's just an image macro. Either way, now you've gotten me in the mood for memetics.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #59 on: May 01, 2009, 12:31:40 AM
Like yours.  Only different.