That you have to pay for.

It's made my life relatively inexpensive, actually ...

I'm in the same boat.

Precious, if I was going to show my John Thomas to anyone you'd have already gotten every angle possible...

CST

 I'm stoned right now and watching  The  Late Late Show.
I want to fuck  Craig  Ferguson  so  bad right now....

This  is newly purchased  green.  This weekend should be fun.

Ahhhh Hiroshima karaoke...

... was it the bomb?

Well, if you'd been there, you could answer that question yourself...

* Thrash slaps forehead *

OMG is that Tricky?

Yepz ...

cst
I have recently been hanging out with my  best  friend  from  middle  school and  her husband.
 
The last few times I hung out with just Felix, I  had to stifle the urge to jump  his  bones.  damnit.  it  totally  sucks.

Why not just do it then?

cuz he's married to my bestie from middle school.  And I'm married and the omly way I could fuck him is with Z's permission.

Sounds like an opportunity to push the boundaries and express yourself. But make it mutual so that everyone knows exactly what is going on and everyone is for it.

Don't waste such an opportunity, you will regret it.

I actually agree with Tru ...

Carpet Licker!

Dave's bastard offspring.

That's muh boi!
**wipes tear**

that was.. that makes me wanna leave this place and never come back.

Jammin it off shall be the whole of the law.

I was gonna requote it to include "jammin it in" and "hole" ....

Blah blah blah

Sadly, not much of anything.

What I thought was stress turned out to be a result of Premature Ovarian Failure or Premature Ovarian Insufficiency. So I'm on my my third month of HRT and finally getting something. I have an appointment with a specialist on Wednesday to fine-tune everything hormone-wise.

While at a funeral, my cousin, who is a pediatric neurologist found me outside  trying to cool down from a unfortunate hot flash. After I explained what was going on with me, we chatted and I cooled down. As I said goodbye to him to head back to Iowa, he said "Do you know how to make a hormone?"
"No I don't" I replied.
"Well, I'll tell you" he leaned in and whispered "Don't pay her."

... or put sand in the lube

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/masturbating-good-you

my CST: that bastard left for MD and didnt gimme none.

hahahahaha ....
I would not have guessed that to happen ...