Quote from: bagmanIf I go without blowing for two weeks, without fail I will wake up with my boxers stuck to my leg. Some sort of automatic expulsion time limit. Was 'blowing' really the word you were looking for? Nevermind, of course it was...
If I go without blowing for two weeks, without fail I will wake up with my boxers stuck to my leg. Some sort of automatic expulsion time limit.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Sounds ReasonableToday, my husband refuses to have sex with me, ever since I told him I wanted to try for a baby. When I asked him why, he said it was because he likes lack of responsibility and money in the bank more than the thought of a screaming baby, no sleep and strong suicidal urges. FML
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?