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Current SEX thoughts(Read 348190 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #60 on: May 01, 2009, 12:34:48 AM
Current thought: Hmmm.....should I? .....
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #61 on: May 01, 2009, 01:13:47 AM
If you even has to ask, then YES!!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #62 on: May 01, 2009, 01:32:39 AM
If you even has to ask, then YES!!

But I don't know if I should!  It would be kinda hot though.....hmmmm
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #63 on: May 01, 2009, 01:38:22 AM
what? what's happening? are you sending me pictures of your wiener? get on that.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #64 on: May 01, 2009, 01:43:34 AM
Woah, get outta my head! WTF.  And it isn't pictures...... :D
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #65 on: May 01, 2009, 03:13:28 AM
My current thoughts are on this guy I know through my dj friend that I started talking to on the internet recently.  He asked me out on a date this weekend, but I don't think I should go since I'm not over my boyfriend yet.  GODDD He's so hot.  I'm on that like a fat kid on cake. YUM.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #66 on: May 01, 2009, 03:17:10 AM
Going out with him might help with getting over him.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #67 on: May 01, 2009, 03:17:42 AM
But......he's black.  You know that shit ain't allowed.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #68 on: May 01, 2009, 03:39:09 AM
Jungle fever up in this mothafucka.

Didn't you see the sign out front? The one that says "Whites Only".




Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #69 on: May 01, 2009, 03:58:32 AM
WHITE PA'AR!!!

No but seriously, don't date a fucking black dude.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #70 on: May 01, 2009, 04:04:55 AM
I'll make a plastic mold of his dick Kyle and then shove it right up your ass.

Plus my last boyfriend was from India.  So what the fuck? I don't like white guys anymore because most of the time they have a pencil dick, or a sharpie dick like Kyle.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #71 on: May 01, 2009, 04:25:53 AM
I'm not sure if Kyle's ass could take a dick bigger than his spine.



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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #72 on: May 01, 2009, 04:59:06 AM
I'll make a plastic mold of his dick Kyle and then shove it right up your ass.



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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #73 on: May 01, 2009, 06:01:03 AM
I'll make a plastic mold of his dick Kyle and then shove it right up your ass.

Plus my last boyfriend was from India.  So what the fuck? I don't like white guys anymore because most of the time they have a pencil dick, or a sharpie dick like Kyle.

Mine's more a crayon, if you must know.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #74 on: May 01, 2009, 09:05:51 AM
Plus my last boyfriend was from India.  So what the fuck? I don't like white guys anymore because most of the time they have a pencil dick, or a sharpie dick like Kyle.

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #75 on: May 01, 2009, 09:06:29 AM
He asked me out on a date this weekend, but I don't think I should go since I'm not over my boyfriend yet. going to the movies with Luke!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #76 on: May 01, 2009, 09:34:32 AM
take pics
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #77 on: May 01, 2009, 09:45:38 AM
Current thought: I totally could've had sex on Tuesday, but I have my goddamn period and he didn't seem too hot on the idea of period sex. FML
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #78 on: May 01, 2009, 10:07:04 AM
bagman was in town?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #79 on: May 01, 2009, 10:30:42 AM
No unfortunately he wasn't.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #80 on: May 01, 2009, 04:30:30 PM
Some guys don't care about period sex and then others are so grossed out by it that they could cry from the idea of putting their dick into a molten red moist hole from beyond.... pussies.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #81 on: May 01, 2009, 10:02:00 PM



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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #82 on: May 02, 2009, 02:28:51 PM
WHITE PA'AR!!!

No but seriously, don't date a fucking black dude.

You're an idiot.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #83 on: May 02, 2009, 03:51:52 PM
My current thoughts are on this guy I know through my dj friend that I started talking to on the internet recently.  He asked me out on a date this weekend, but I don't think I should go since I'm not over my boyfriend yet.  GODDD He's so hot.  I'm on that like a fat kid on cake. YUM.


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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #84 on: May 02, 2009, 05:38:30 PM
WHITE PA'AR!!!

No but seriously, don't date a fucking black dude.

You're an idiot.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #85 on: May 02, 2009, 07:35:52 PM
I wish this guy would ask me out...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #86 on: May 02, 2009, 08:17:59 PM
I look nothing like that guy!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #87 on: May 02, 2009, 08:25:33 PM
On topic:  I'd like to find a sort of tall girl, with shoulder-length (or maybe a little shorter), dark brunette hair and small, perky boobs.
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Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #88 on: May 02, 2009, 08:45:58 PM

I look nothing like that guy!

Oops...

On topic:  I'd like to find a sort of tall girl, with shoulder-length (or maybe a little shorter), dark brunette hair and small, perky boobs.

Well, I don't have small perky boobs, so it wouldn't work out anyway...36D represent



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #89 on: May 02, 2009, 08:50:37 PM
On topic:  I'd like to find a sort of tall girl, with shoulder-length (or maybe a little shorter), dark brunette hair and small, perky boobs.

only 'cause you can't have me, right?
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