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Quote from: Thrash
Meanwhile, here's a little something about giraffes;
If you're having a great time, you're having a hoot, if it's a really, really good time it's possible that you can have two hoots, or, a duahoot ... Most of the time the most you'll get after a hoot is a hoot and a half, which, most should know, is called a "giraffe", so, if you're slightly beyond a hoot, yet not quite to a duahoot, you, my friend, are a giraffe!
... it makes sense, right?


Tru(Read 14315 times)
Tru on: February 28, 2009, 01:11:54 AM
He's joined LG, but not posted. Is he still as bat shit crazy as ever and chasing after underage pussy?

Discuss.

p.s. I'm drunk and eating ice cream.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Tru Reply #1 on: February 28, 2009, 01:34:21 AM
I'd wager he's even crazier. Like, shave your balls and then buy them a shag carpet murkin crazy.


With Jameson and nachos,

Eric
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Tru Reply #2 on: February 28, 2009, 01:37:10 AM
I'd wager he's even crazier. Like, shave your balls and then buy them a shag carpet murkin crazy.


With Jameson and nachos,

Eric

C-dawg likes Jameson AND nachos. If you were drinking Bushmills though, it may very well be a match made in heaven.

Did Tru ever get to fuck injektilo? I bet he has daily masturbatory fantasies of getting it on with an underage injektilo.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2009, 01:39:03 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Tru Reply #3 on: February 28, 2009, 01:56:58 AM
There used to be this place where I could walk in and there would be a double Bushmills, neat, waiting for me when I got to the end of the bar. It wasn't heaven, but "C-dawg" has been there.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Tru Reply #4 on: February 28, 2009, 02:15:10 AM
He's mellowed, somewhat ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Tru Reply #5 on: February 28, 2009, 02:56:49 AM
Which means what, now his demons only use their inside voices?
« Last Edit: February 28, 2009, 02:57:27 AM by Wozzeck »
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Tru Reply #6 on: February 28, 2009, 09:34:49 AM
I wonder if Fuse will show up
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Tru Reply #7 on: February 28, 2009, 10:49:19 AM
Out of curiosity, where did Eitje and KV go?



Re: Tru Reply #8 on: February 28, 2009, 11:43:35 AM
I wonder if grady will show up. I told (politely requested?) him to join and post.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Tru Reply #9 on: February 28, 2009, 12:20:31 PM
of course i would. i love you guys <3



Re: Tru Reply #10 on: February 28, 2009, 12:26:28 PM
grady why did you spend my paychck on whores and records??? you know the kids need some goddamn diapers!!! i hate you.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Tru Reply #11 on: February 28, 2009, 12:38:58 PM
hi brook!



Re: Tru Reply #12 on: February 28, 2009, 01:37:46 PM
Grady? Did you go by another name?



Re: Tru Reply #13 on: February 28, 2009, 01:40:38 PM
Don't hi me grady.

It's GradeAPunk... he's so oldschool it hurts.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Tru Reply #14 on: February 28, 2009, 01:57:50 PM
Huh, never heard of him.



Re: Tru Reply #15 on: February 28, 2009, 02:59:05 PM
Wasn't it GradeALoser?

That was back at A-S, when he used to be a big meanie. Then he became just "david" on L-G and was all sunshine and rainbows and a//political.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Tru Reply #16 on: February 28, 2009, 03:11:44 PM
Out of curiosity, where did Eitje and KV go?

Eitje and KV have SOs and lives. Eitje drops in occasionally, KV was on AIM or MSN once in a while.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Tru Reply #17 on: February 28, 2009, 04:24:36 PM
SOs? Gay.



Re: Tru Reply #18 on: February 28, 2009, 04:59:23 PM
I fail to see what having an SO or a life has to do with not posting anymore.

Assuming one has a job from which one can post, that is.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Tru Reply #19 on: February 28, 2009, 06:29:10 PM
Question asked and answered. I have nothing to do with the answer other than the fact that I rendered it.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Tru Reply #20 on: March 01, 2009, 10:38:45 AM
One of my favorite Tru posts was the time he showed his dick to an innocent pregnant lady who just happened to be passing by on the street.
I think he was wearing cut off jorts, too. Fashion Forward!



Re: Tru Reply #21 on: March 01, 2009, 12:25:05 PM
I thought she was his neighbor, and he was making a habit of it?

Maybe that was just a different pregnant lady her exposed himself to...
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Tru Reply #22 on: March 01, 2009, 01:34:13 PM
Wasn't it GradeALoser?

That was back at A-S, when he used to be a big meanie. Then he became just "david" on L-G and was all sunshine and rainbows and a//political.

Yes it was GradeALoser! My memory sucks. Sorry grady!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Tru Reply #23 on: March 01, 2009, 01:37:02 PM
Yeah, "david" was just nice; much nicer than this David over here ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Tru Reply #24 on: March 01, 2009, 02:48:40 PM
I still to this day don't know who is who.  I think there are probably 4 or 5 that I can get a mental image of and remember if they are cool or not, the rest of you get all jumbled.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Tru Reply #25 on: March 01, 2009, 06:41:29 PM
Youre right! It WAS his neighbor, and it was many different times.

That's our Tru!



Re: Tru Reply #26 on: March 02, 2009, 02:10:15 PM
Hi Tricky.

I was pissing behind a fence and she was peaking through the crack. In case nobody knew pregnant women sometimes get very horny. I did used to enjoy showing off for women but only when they show an interest and provide at least tacit consent. I did have a short fling with a 22 year old a few years ago but since I've been feeling my age the past few years I hardly even look at women anymore. I've never been attracted to underage girls, well not since turning 30 or so anyway. I only had that one online friend at AS and well you and Lauren are the only others who were underage that I've ever really conversed online with at all. I would like to hear from Lauren someday just to see how things are going for her.

And why did you start a thread about me anyway, I thought you disliked me? Couldn't help yourself eh.

Anyway yes I'm here by invitation but I don't post anywhere very much. How come you never posted over on Thrash's board?
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Tru Reply #27 on: March 02, 2009, 04:26:07 PM
Glad to see you over here, dude.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Tru Reply #28 on: March 02, 2009, 05:09:12 PM
I have always been and always will be Zoomie. I am perpetual. And old.

Not as old as Tru, though. And I ask before I pull out my pecker.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Tru Reply #29 on: March 02, 2009, 05:23:29 PM
And why did you start a thread about me anyway, I thought you disliked me? Couldn't help yourself eh.

Anyway yes I'm here by invitation but I don't post anywhere very much. How come you never posted over on Thrash's board?

I started a thread about you because for the last decade all I've fantasized about is you and bagman double teaming me.

But in all seriousness I just was wondering if you were still fucking nuts or not! Seems to be the case? Still wearing that tinfoil hat?

I don't know why I never went to his board...
« Last Edit: March 02, 2009, 05:26:12 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Tru Reply #30 on: March 02, 2009, 05:32:15 PM
Tru
One of my pals recently moved to Treasure Island, he lives off Avenue B. We'd been hitting up the YMCA pretty frequently out there before I moved down to LA.
Are you still living on that god-forsaken landfill? Also, how frustrating did I find it to learn that you can't buy a beer anywhere on the damn island!



Re: Tru Reply #31 on: March 02, 2009, 06:01:12 PM
Tru, it's even funnier when you retell it.



Re: Tru Reply #32 on: March 02, 2009, 08:58:25 PM
It's funnier because he tells from the point of view of a man who doesn't realize at all how fucking crazy his actions are.

PREGNANT CHICKS LOVE TO SEE MY DICK.

NATURAL CAUSES!
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Tru Reply #33 on: March 02, 2009, 10:05:36 PM
bahahahaha "Natural Causes"



Re: Tru Reply #34 on: March 03, 2009, 02:49:27 AM
>>
   
Tru
One of my pals recently moved to Treasure Island, he lives off Avenue B. We'd been hitting up the YMCA pretty frequently out there before I moved down to LA.
Are you still living on that god-forsaken landfill?

<<

No I never really lived there. I only had work there and a place to crash for a few months.

>>
I started a thread about you because for the last decade all I've fantasized about is you and bagman double teaming me.

But in all seriousness I just was wondering if you were still fucking nuts or not! Seems to be the case? Still wearing that tinfoil hat?
<<

Tricky, what do they call those sweet cactus fruits, prickly pears?  Yeah that's you.





Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Tru Reply #35 on: March 03, 2009, 02:56:31 AM
Prickly pear?  You should try a Thorn-apple.  I'm sure you would find it delicious.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Tru Reply #36 on: March 03, 2009, 03:04:53 AM
>>
Glad to see you over here, dude.
<<

Thanks, I guess it is a little cleaner over here but it doesn't have much personality. 

Yet.

Thornapple?
Datura is not for the faint of heart. Anyway I don't think Tricky is all that toxic. Just well, Tricky.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2009, 09:57:50 PM by Tru »
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Tru Reply #37 on: March 03, 2009, 03:28:49 AM
what are you doing now?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Tru Reply #38 on: March 03, 2009, 03:57:43 AM
>>what are you doing now?<<

I think I mentioned over on Thrash's board that for the past 6 - 9 months I've been renovating an old house I own ... on my own. Every inch of pipe, every wire, every screw .... ah well. But I still do electronic design work when they can talk me into to it and am working with SAIC on Patriot missile training systems.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Tru Reply #39 on: March 03, 2009, 05:19:14 AM
>>
Glad to see you over here, dude.
<<

Thanks, I guess it is a little cleaner over here but it doesn't have much personality. 

Yet.

Personality's overrated. We'll see what we can do.



Re: Tru Reply #40 on: March 03, 2009, 08:15:12 AM
Personality's overrated. We'll see what we can do.

Like fuck we will, it's just fine.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Tru Reply #41 on: March 03, 2009, 08:28:40 AM
We thought that might be the prevailing thought...



Re: Tru Reply #42 on: March 03, 2009, 09:07:30 AM
Out of curiosity, where did Eitje and KV go?

Eitje and KV have SOs and lives. Eitje drops in occasionally, KV was on AIM or MSN once in a while.

Actually, I don't anymore (as of last week).  Hence the very sudden reconnect.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Tru Reply #43 on: March 03, 2009, 03:08:56 PM
Datura is fucking INSANE.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Tru Reply #44 on: March 03, 2009, 03:13:52 PM
Datura is fucking INSANE.

I'll stick to my synthetics......dextromethorphan and dextroamphetamine FTW.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Tru Reply #45 on: March 03, 2009, 04:19:54 PM
>>what are you doing now?<<

I think I mentioned over on Thrash's board that for the past 6 - 9 months I've been renovating an old house I own ... on my own. Every inch of pipe, every wire, every screw .... ah well. But I still do electronic design work when they can talk me into to it and am working with SAIC on Patriot missile training systems.


So let me get this straight. When you're not pissing in front of pregnant women or riding a bicycle because your lost your license due to a DUI you're working on defense projects?

It's funnier because he tells from the point of view of a man who doesn't realize at all how fucking crazy his actions are.
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Re: Tru Reply #46 on: March 03, 2009, 04:26:32 PM
Datura is fucking INSANE.

I'll stick to my synthetics......dextromethorphan and dextroamphetamine FTW.

Dextromethorphan (DXM or DM) is an antitussive drug. It is one of the active ingredients used to prevent coughs in many over-the-counter cold and cough medicines.

I hold my bottle of syzurp up in the air and toast to your sadness.



Re: Tru Reply #47 on: March 03, 2009, 05:11:03 PM
what happened, eitje?



Re: Tru Reply #48 on: March 03, 2009, 05:24:58 PM
Datura is fucking INSANE.

I'll stick to my synthetics......dextromethorphan and dextroamphetamine FTW.

Dextromethorphan (DXM or DM) is an antitussive drug. It is one of the active ingredients used to prevent coughs in many over-the-counter cold and cough medicines.

I hold my bottle of syzurp up in the air and toast to your sadness.

Syzurp is awesome too.  Hydrocodone syrup and DXM syrup both make me happy  ;D

Oh and you forgot:
When exceeding label-specified maximum dosages, dextromethorphan acts as a dissociative hallucinogenic drug. Its mechanism of action is as an NMDA receptor antagonist, producing effects similar to those of the controlled substances ketamine and phencyclidine (PCP).
« Last Edit: March 03, 2009, 05:25:56 PM by Drugmoth »
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Tru Reply #49 on: March 03, 2009, 09:18:14 PM
>>
So let me get this straight. When you're not pissing in front of pregnant women or riding a bicycle because your lost your license due to a DUI you're working on defense projects?<<

Yep.bitch

But I ride my bike by choice, I have never been busted for driving under the influence but there were many times when I should have been and was let off.

Sucks huh?

I stand under this umbrella.
http://investors.saic.com/releasedetail.cfm?ReleaseID=363924
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Tru Reply #50 on: March 03, 2009, 10:05:25 PM
Hey Wozzeck, think about this. I could spend an afternoon with your wife or gf teasing and flirting with her behind your back and she would never tell you!
But ... she would be a fucking tiger in bed with you that night. So fuck off, and thank me.bitch
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Tru Reply #51 on: March 03, 2009, 10:11:42 PM
Now say "lovestick" and we'll know you're baggies alter...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Tru Reply #52 on: March 03, 2009, 11:51:50 PM
Haha, oh my... No idea. None!
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Tru Reply #53 on: March 04, 2009, 12:20:45 AM
So fuck off, and thank me.bitch

No, Its DR.CHEF420!



Re: Tru Reply #54 on: March 04, 2009, 12:29:05 AM
Oh god I forgot about that guy!titmouse
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Tru Reply #55 on: March 04, 2009, 01:49:45 AM


At least for me.



Re: Tru Reply #56 on: March 04, 2009, 02:14:34 AM
>>Haha, oh my... No idea. None!<<

You're right I have no idea, I have no idea about who you are or why you've been going out of your way to break my balls.
But I don't really care either. You could be a silly bitch or a dufus dude. I dont care enough about it to care who you are and / or what the fuck you think.
get the fuck over it.

Lovesick? WTF are you on Zoomie?






 
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Tru Reply #57 on: March 04, 2009, 02:17:41 AM
Balor used to write some interesting stuff back in the day. Something must have happened between now and then because the new balor just seems to bitch a lot. Maybe he did that in the old days too, I was young and impressionable and probably thought it was cool
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Tru Reply #58 on: March 04, 2009, 02:39:37 AM
You know I kind of thought Wozzeck might be Balor but like I've said, ... I don't care.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Tru Reply #59 on: March 04, 2009, 03:00:59 AM
Lovesick? WTF are you on Zoomie?

Lovestick. It's bagman's nickname for his own genitals:
Fuck no Mello, I'm on top of the world yo. Yes, obviously I haven't tainted any other pussies yet with my lovestick, but eventually I will.
(see link)



Re: Tru Reply #60 on: March 04, 2009, 03:10:00 AM
>>Lovestick. It's bagman's nickname for his own genitals:<<

LOL oh shit I really don't have a clue.

Hahahahahahahahahaha
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Tru Reply #61 on: March 04, 2009, 03:19:44 AM
Yeah but I use the world, "cock" in real-life. "Penis" sounds elementary. "Dick" is so unoriginal, and preppy. "Weiner" is gay. Phallus is too "I'm smarter that you." "Shlong" and "dong" are so American Pie. "Willie" is a country music singer-songwriter.




Re: Tru Reply #62 on: March 04, 2009, 03:42:03 AM
>>Yeah but I use the world, "cock" in real-life. "Penis" sounds elementary. "Dick" is so unoriginal, and preppy. "Weiner" is gay. Phallus is too "I'm smarter that you." "Shlong" and "dong" are so American Pie. "Willie" is a country music singer-songwriter.<<

Women often have a different view of the situation.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Tru Reply #63 on: March 04, 2009, 04:12:18 AM
Who names their penis?

Really?



Re: Tru Reply #64 on: March 04, 2009, 04:25:16 AM
So fuck off, and thank me.bitch

No, Its DR.CHEF420!

That dude was a meth head, used to talk to him on AIM.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Tru Reply #65 on: March 04, 2009, 06:40:54 AM
Me too. Actually he used to threaten to come to the Gurnie and kill me a lot on AIM. I laughed at him because it made him angrier. LOL what a tool.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Tru Reply #66 on: March 04, 2009, 07:46:37 AM
You're right I have no idea, I have no idea about who you are or why you've been going out of your way to break my balls.
But I don't really care either. You could be a silly bitch or a dufus dude. I dont care enough about it to care who you are and / or what the fuck you think.
get the fuck over it.

Tru has some pent up agression.
« Last Edit: March 04, 2009, 07:48:16 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Tru Reply #67 on: March 04, 2009, 08:08:59 AM
So fuck off, and thank me.bitch

No, Its DR.CHEF420!

That dude was a meth head, used to talk to him on AIM.

Regardless of his habits, that dude was a fucking tool.

What happened to Odious Midget?



Re: Tru Reply #68 on: March 04, 2009, 08:27:02 AM
I have no idea about ... why you've been going out of your way to break my balls.

Are you, uhhh... new here?
Because this is the primary activity of the people that come here - ball busting.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Tru Reply #69 on: March 04, 2009, 08:38:55 AM
I have no idea about ... why you've been going out of your way to break my balls.

Are you, uhhh... new here?
Because this is the primary activity of the people that come here - ball busting.

I'm the boards whipping boy.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Tru Reply #70 on: March 04, 2009, 01:15:29 PM
>>I'm the boards whipping boy.<<

It's a position you have made your own and I respect that.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Tru Reply #71 on: March 04, 2009, 02:51:55 PM
Hahahaha!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Tru Reply #72 on: March 04, 2009, 06:29:47 PM
>>Tru has some pent up aggression.<<

Yeah you're right, I should try to relax more.

Sorry Wozz.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Tru Reply #73 on: March 15, 2009, 03:02:26 AM
Hey man, you still planning on murdering me?
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.