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I don't know if I believe this guy is real or not... eating his own semen so that he doesn't waste his precious sperm, and kill any of his unborn children?

I have to applaud you on that video bagman.

Christ! I thought it was Luke until he opened his mouth and the voice was about 7 octaves too high...

Holy crap, that is creepy.

I guess it hasn't occurred to him that "recycling" his unborn children simply turns them into poop. His kids are shit.

Ok then.... so how many of you guys have actually tasted it??

Negatory.

Ok then.... so how many of you guys have actually tasted it??

does snowballing count?
does it have to be our own?
what if it's been baked into something, like flan?

Ok then.... so how many of you guys have actually tasted it??

does snowballing count?
does it have to be our own?
what if it's been baked into something, like flan?

i like fondue

I didn't watch that video, but that guys sounds creepy based on your comments.

However, I think it's hot as fuck when guys swallow their own cum (in a 2+ person situation at least, swallowing during masturbation is a little odd...). The last two guys I got freaky with (seperate occasions) came on my chest then licked it off (without me even asking them to). Sooooo hot. I once made a guy jerk off into a shotglass and then told him to drink it, he tried to twice but couldn't do it and said he felt like he was going to throw up. Then he threw the semen-filled shotglass into the trash. hahaha

Cumflan!

Gah-ross!

Your mom's gross!

I cant watch the video because his speech pattern is so annoying!

um uhh um uhhh. it's how I've always imagined bagman...

I tried watching it but I kept zoning out and when I started listening again he'd always say something weird. Like once it was about spanking... I did *listen* to the whole thing though.

if a guy licked his cum off my body i would probably punch him in the face for being a homo.

Yeah, that's pretty gross.

I like homos! And bisexual guys, or bi-curious, or straight guys that would suck cock. Yeah I'm a perv.

Wait krsna so what if you went down on a girl and then kissed her? Would you think thats gross?

Katie if a guy went down on you and then kissed you after is that gross?

Pretty much the same damn thing. Or fingering a girl then making her lick your fingers.

No no you don't understand.

When a girl does it, it's hot.

When a guy does it, he's gay.

No no you don't understand.

When a girl does it, it's hot.

When a guy does it, he's gay.

When a guy cleans the cum off another guy's cock, then it's gay.

What a man does with his own product is his business.

However, I think it's hot as fuck when guys swallow their own cum (in a 2+ person situation at least, swallowing during masturbation is a little odd...). The last two guys I got freaky with (seperate occasions) came on my chest then licked it off (without me even asking them to). Sooooo hot.

OMG you're SO fucking lucky.

However, I think it's hot as fuck when guys swallow their own cum (in a 2+ person situation at least, swallowing during masturbation is a little odd...). The last two guys I got freaky with (seperate occasions) came on my chest then licked it off (without me even asking them to). Sooooo hot.

OMG you're SO fucking lucky.

I'll splurge on your chest, slug you a couple of times and then leave if you like.

However, I think it's hot as fuck when guys swallow their own cum (in a 2+ person situation at least, swallowing during masturbation is a little odd...). The last two guys I got freaky with (seperate occasions) came on my chest then licked it off (without me even asking them to). Sooooo hot.

OMG you're SO fucking lucky.

I'll splurge on your chest, slug you a couple of times and then leave if you like.

Well, that would be like most of my dates then..

I'll be more than happy to lick my cum off a girls chest.

+1 Hetero point for danzig!

+1 Hetero point for danzig!

oh, the ironing.

I get much kinkier, people.

You really know how to spruce up a thread, Eitje!

Wait krsna so what if you went down on a girl and then kissed her? Would you think thats gross?
Katie if a guy went down on you and then kissed you after is that gross?
Pretty much the same damn thing. Or fingering a girl then making her lick your fingers.

i think it's hot to kiss a guy after he goes down on me. lick his lips, suck on his tongue, or suck on his fingers both before and after he puts them in my pussy.
for a guy to lick/ingest his own semen...it's just not the same thing to me. i'm okay with the double standard. i'm also okay with the fact that my friend brook seems to be quite a little kink monster, which only makes her more lovable.

I like homos! And bisexual guys, or bi-curious, or straight guys that would suck cock. Yeah I'm a perv.

No no you don't understand.

When a girl does it, it's hot.

When a guy does it, he's gay.

I'm not sure if Lothar's post is sarcasm or not (re: his comment that most of the people he's had sex with were women) but yeah, that's the way it works.

Suck one dick and you're not bi, or curious, experimenting, super drunk, or any other nonsense. You're gay.

Make out with a dude? You're gay.

Eat your own cum? Not quite gay, but that's only because you haven't found a dick to suck yet.

There's nothing wrong with making out a chick after she went down on you, unless it was to completion. Then you're getting a nice appreciative kiss on the forehead.

When chicks do gay shit it's hot, and yes it's a double standard but I don't really care about that. Know why? Cause I don't want to suck dick, that's why.

I think the above definitions of gay are false.

Well then you're probably gay.

Or false ...
Icelandic translation for the slang term that is "gay" is "false truth" ...

Go from there ...

I'm not sure if Lothar's post is sarcasm or not (re: his comment that most of the people he's had sex with were women) but yeah, that's the way it works.

A lady friend studying abroad in Japan sent me an Onacup, so I fucked it.

That's the only thing that wasn't a woman.

Ok then.... so how many of you guys have actually tasted it??

does snowballing count?
does it have to be our own?
what if it's been baked into something, like flan?

Snowballing def does count.

Doesn't have to be your own but has to be semen.

Using it as an ingredient counts also.

Its always nice to have your box licked AFTER sex.

Its always nice to have your box licked AFTER sex.

That's Sports Center time, fool

i'm okay with the double standard. i'm also okay with the fact that my friend brook seems to be quite a little kink monster, which only makes her more lovable.

She's stealing my heart *swoon*

Well then you're probably gay.

i was about to post this (minus "well" and "probably") when i realized there was a page 2. good thing i didn't. redundancy is so last year.

Its always nice to have your box licked AFTER sex.

Detroit sounds like my kind of man!

I like homos! And bisexual guys, or bi-curious, or straight guys that would suck cock. Yeah I'm a perv.

No no you don't understand.

When a girl does it, it's hot.

When a guy does it, he's gay.

I'm not sure if Lothar's post is sarcasm or not (re: his comment that most of the people he's had sex with were women) but yeah, that's the way it works.

Suck one dick and you're not bi, or curious, experimenting, super drunk, or any other nonsense. You're gay.

Make out with a dude? You're gay.

Eat your own cum? Not quite gay, but that's only because you haven't found a dick to suck yet.

There's nothing wrong with making out a chick after she went down on you, unless it was to completion. Then you're getting a nice appreciative kiss on the forehead.

When chicks do gay shit it's hot, and yes it's a double standard but I don't really care about that. Know why? Cause I don't want to suck dick, that's why.

Yep.

So. I guess im the only sexualy liberal male in the joint.

You and Danzig.

I can live with that.

With each other, even?

I throw my lot in with Joe and Danzig.  I agree with some of what you guys are saying, but I don't think the double standard as you guys describe it is fair game for the ladies.  If I tongue lash my lady's box and then kiss her afterwards she's fine with that.  If my girl takes a mouth load from me, swallows it, and I refuse to kiss her afterwards that's just not fair play, in fact it implies that what I just did to her was disgusting and degrading.  I'm not saying I usually shower her with cum and then clean it off her with my tongue, or request that she slow dribble my cum into my mouth from her's, but there is a fine line.

Or as Jay would say:
Yeah!  There is a line, and on this side of it, we ain't gay!

Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.

Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.

Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.

Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.

[a shocked Silent Bob stares at Jay]

Jay: Dude, not all the time.

With each other, even?

In a " he's living in my granny flat " situ , yes.

If my girl takes a mouth load from me, swallows it, and I refuse to kiss her afterwards that's just not fair play, in fact it implies that what I just did to her was disgusting and degrading.  I'm not saying I usually shower her with cum and then clean it off her with my tongue, or request that she slow dribble my cum into my mouth from her's, but there is a fine line.

I don't get what you are implying from either of my posts in either thread.

I'm agreeing with the quoted parts, except for the struck out parts.

I throw my lot in with Joe and Danzig.  I agree with some of what you guys are saying, but I don't think the double standard as you guys describe it is fair game for the ladies.  If I tongue lash my lady's box and then kiss her afterwards she's fine with that.  If my girl takes a mouth load from me, swallows it, and I refuse to kiss her afterwards that's just not fair play, in fact it implies that what I just did to her was disgusting and degrading.  I'm not saying I usually shower her with cum and then clean it off her with my tongue, or request that she slow dribble my cum into my mouth from her's, but there is a fine line.

Or as Jay would say:
Yeah!  There is a line, and on this side of it, we ain't gay!

Disgusting and degrading is the point. If you don't understand that you must be gay.

Disgusting and degrading is the point.

Yes it is, that's why I like seeing a guy swallow his own cum.

she slow dribble my cum into my mouth from her's

Please share more sick ideas like this, thanks.

Yeah, chad. You've got the idea!

Detroit sounds like my kind of man!

He's a rare one!

I think krsna is so hardcore gay and in the closet about it that his obvious reaction is to act like the dude from American Beauty.

If I'm horny enough even I will surprise myself by the sick shit that I'll do sometimes.  And there is nothing hotter than a girl that likes to do sick shit with a guy.  Tricky gets my seal of approval.

after my boyfriend cums in my mouth, he can certainly kiss my forehead/neck/shoulder/chest/tummy/inner thighs afterwards as a "thank you", or a "job well done!" even a peck on the lips is fine. but a tongue swirling make out sesh? pretty gay. i'd be freaked out if a guy wanted to taste my tongue after it's been semenized.

Seriously. And honestly I'm generally not that squeamish, but this topic is making me kinda gag.

I almost threw up during that bit in Van Wilder.

            VERONICA
      Bye
         (to DANTE)
      That was Snowball.

            DANTE
      Why do you call him that?

            VERONICA
      Sylvan made it up. It's a blow job
      thing.

            DANTE
      What do you mean?

            VERONICA
      After he gets a blow job, he likes
      to have the cum spit back into his
      mouth while kissing. It's called
      snowballing.

            DANTE
      He requested this?

            VERONICA
      He gets off on it.

                           24.


            DANTE
      Sylvan can be talked into anything.

            VERONICA
      Why do you say that?

            DANTE
      Like you said-she snowballed him.

            VERONICA
      Sylvan? No; I snowballed him.

            DANTE
      Yeah, right.

            VERONICA
      I'm serious...

   A moment of silence as DANTE'S chuckles fade to comprehension.

            DANTE
      You sucked that guy's dick?

            VERONICA
      Yeah. How do you think I know he
      liked...

            DANTE
         (panicky)
      But...but you said you only had sex
      with three guys! You never mentioned
      him!

            VERONICA
      That's because I never had sex with
      him!

            DANTE
      You sucked his dick!

            VERONICA
      We went out a few times. We didn't
      have sex, but we fooled around.

            DANTE
         (massive panic attack)
      Oh my God! Why did you tell me you
      only slept with three guys?

            VERONICA
      Because I did only sleep with three
      guys! That doesn't mean I didn't
      just go with people.

                           25.


            DANTE
      Oh my God-I feel so nauseous...

            VERONICA
      I'm sorry, Dante. I thought you
      understood.

            DANTE
      I did understand! I understand that
      you slept with three different
      guys, and that's all you said.

            VERONICA
      Please calm down.

            DANTE
      How many?

            VERONICA
      Dante...

            DANTE
      How many dicks have you sucked?!

            VERONICA
      Let it go...

            DANTE
      HOW MANY?

            VERONICA
      All right! Shut up a second and
      I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't
      freak like this when you told me
      how many girls you fucked.

            DANTE
      This is different. This is important.
      How many?!

   She counts silently, using fingers as marks. DANTE waits on
   a customer in the interim. VERONICA stops counting.

            DANTE
      Well...?

            VERONICA
         (half-mumbled)
      Something like thirty-six.

            DANTE
      WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE THIRTY-SIX?

                           26.


            VERONICA
      Lower your voice!

            DANTE
      What the hell is that anyway,
      "something like thirty-six?" Does
      that include me?

            VERONICA
      Um. Thirty-seven.

            DANTE
      I'M THIRTY-SEVEN?

            VERONICA
         (walking away)
      I'm going to class.

            DANTE
      Thirty-seven?!
         (to CUSTOMER)
      My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven
      dicks!

            CUSTOMER
      In a row?

   DANTE chases VERONICA down and grabs her by the door.

            DANTE
      Hey! Where are you going?!

            VERONICA
      Hey listen, jerk! Until today you
      never even knew how many guys I'd
      slept with, because you never even
      asked. And then you act all
      nonchalant about fucking twelve
      different girls. Well, I never had
      sex with twelve different guys!

            DANTE
      No, but you sucked enough dick!

            VERONICA
      Yeah, I went down on a few guys...

            DANTE
      A few?

                           27.


            VERONICA
      ...And one of those guys was you!
      The last one, I might add, which-if
      you're too stupid to comprehend-
      means that I've been faithful to
      you since we met! All the other
      guys I went with before I met you,
      so, if you want to have a complex
      about it, go ahead! But don't look
      at me like I'm the town whore,
      because you were plenty busy
      yourself, before you met me!

            DANTE
         (a bit more rational)
      Well...why did you have to suck
      their dicks? Why didn't you just
      sleep with them, like any decent
      person?!

            VERONICA
      Because going down it's a big deal!
      I used to like a guy, we'd make
      out, and sooner or later I'd go
      down on him. But I only had sex
      with the guys I loved.

            DANTE
      I feel sick.

            VERONICA
         (holds him)
      I love you. Don't feel sick.

            DANTE
      Every time I kiss you now I'm going
      to taste thirty-six other guys.

   VERONICA violently lets go of him.

            VERONICA
      I'm going to school. Maybe later
      you'll be a bit more rational.

            DANTE
         (pause)
      Thirty-seven. I just can't...

            VERONICA
      Goodbye, Dante.

   She exits in a huff. DANTE stands there in silence for a
   moment. Then he swings the door open and yells out.

                           28.


            DANTE
      Try not to suck any more dicks on
      your way through the parking lot!

That closing line is just generally good advice, for everyone.

37??? amateur

37??? amateur

Hey baby.

            DANTE
      Try not to suck any more dicks on
      your way through the parking lot!

Love the bit after when the guy on the side starts to follow her.

37??? amateur

Hey baby.

Hey there stud.

i wish clerks wasn't so lame.

I think all whatshisname movies are lame. Not a fan.

H8RZ

H8RZ

H8RZ

H8RZ

H8RZ

W8RZ

K8RZ?

T8RZ?

CHZGR8RZ?

MSTRB8RZ?

CUL8RZ?

OKTHISISGETTINGKINDARETARDED.

H8R

L8R.

Asi9

Back to creepy. Something called "Femskin" that dude's can wear to transform into "women" with "real penetrable virgin pussies."

http://www.clips4sale.com/preview/preview.php?id=1931913

http://www.femskin.com/indexPopper.htm

WTF baggy.  WTF.

WOW! That is creepy...... *Buys one for Danzig*

Oh shut up, you'd totally want me to wear one of those while you fucked me with a strapon!

I'd hit you doggy style while holding those fake tits.

Alright, I'm getting a little disturbed.

Disturbed sex is the best sex

How about knife-in-neck-fear-sex?

How about knife-in-neck-fear-sex?

Once it's IN the neck, there's not much fear anymore.
Just lots and lots of blood.

Like period sex only different..

Depends upon how deep you put it ...
I've been to scenes where it was just enough to slightly cut, thus, if they moved it'd slice and kill 'em ...

Everything depends on how deep you put it..

Well, the point is in agreement ...