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Quote from: krapsna
Quote from: Wozzeck
Moaning is a decidedly effeminate expression and so does not fly. Makes a man sound like he's taking it in the ass.
Personally I find a combination of growling, snarling, and talking dirty will enliven a lady just fine.
Ha ha! It doesn't count when she's only trying to make you think she likes it so you don't kill her when you're done.
"You want to see your family again don't you? Then stop crying and just go with the flow baby, yeah that's it! Howwwwwwl! Come on, howl with me, it's so... liberating!"


Could someone please elaborate...(Read 6378 times)
Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #60 on: March 09, 2009, 05:10:15 AM
Danzig and I are shocked and incredulous.



Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #61 on: March 09, 2009, 05:52:33 AM
Indubitably.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #62 on: March 09, 2009, 07:19:31 AM
Funny, when I start a thread about treating men like this I get a psychoanalysis. But you guys get nothin'.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #63 on: March 09, 2009, 08:18:06 AM
shut your mouth, you filthy ho
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #64 on: March 09, 2009, 09:08:06 AM
You guys hold her down, and when I'm done well switch.

I promise not to block the box.



Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #65 on: March 09, 2009, 09:17:41 AM
GANG RAPE!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #66 on: March 09, 2009, 09:30:58 AM
We have a barn for that. Please commit any rapings there.



Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #67 on: March 09, 2009, 09:33:26 AM
Man, you guys have too many rules around here. Since when does rape have to be so structured?



Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #68 on: March 09, 2009, 09:38:08 AM
Since we got the Rape Barn.



Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #69 on: March 09, 2009, 09:39:20 AM
Okay, so where is it? Do I need a club card or anything like that?



Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #70 on: March 09, 2009, 09:43:35 AM
I dont have a Google map of its location, but no club card is required. Just something to rape.

Mind you, a club card sounds like a neat idea. I'll bring it up at the next commitee meeting.



Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #71 on: March 09, 2009, 10:12:04 AM
held at the Rape Barn, right?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #72 on: March 09, 2009, 09:37:12 PM
held at the Rape Barn, right?

"I call into order the 492nd meeting of the LG Rapetteers.  First order of...  hey.  HEY.  STOP THA..."  *gurk*
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #73 on: March 09, 2009, 09:55:14 PM
I'll be wearing the Rapex in at least two if not three orifices at the next rape barn meeting.

http://www.rapestop.net



I think in our next meeting we should discuss how to eradicate usage of the Rapex (except for mine, or course).
« Last Edit: March 09, 2009, 09:58:32 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #74 on: March 09, 2009, 10:04:26 PM
That's tiny, please upgrade to the 8" model, thanks!
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #75 on: March 09, 2009, 10:06:28 PM
That's tiny, please upgrade to the 8" model, thanks!

The real reason Nick moved to Japan:  he's WAY impressive, there.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #76 on: March 09, 2009, 10:12:04 PM
...and you all believed it was for the potato
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #77 on: March 09, 2009, 10:13:54 PM
...and you all believed it was for the potato

that's your nickname for it.  :P
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #78 on: March 09, 2009, 11:29:08 PM
root vegetable, anyone?

I kill me
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #79 on: March 10, 2009, 07:02:29 AM
Zing...

That's only funny to Skips and Kiwi's...



Re: Could someone please elaborate... Reply #80 on: March 10, 2009, 08:39:33 AM
This Yank gets it.