i have a lame app on my iphone that looks like a big red button and when you touch it it says "that's what SHE said!" and each time uses different inflections and different variants of intensity slash diction accentuation. it's actually pretty cool.
did i mention that i'm hammered. and that i tried to hit 'period' like thirty seven times there at the end of the statement and i kept hitting comma. i quit, i think drunk loaded-gunning is way worse than drunk texting. drunk drunk drunk scotch scotch scotch scotch scotch scotcfh sco