PS: If you're ever on a first date with a girl who's extremely nervous it's not because she's afraid you're going to make a move on her, it's because she's afraid you're NOT going to make a move.
I've rubbed one out with gun oil while looking blissfully at my Rossi. Does it make me a pedo that it's a youth gun?
No way! You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
I dunno, man. It'll never live up to all the hype. It's kinda how I feel about the Godfather.
No, it's just "Too Bad She Got Dropped On The Head As A Child" caliber.
How about I let you pump me off? I'm game. Just try not to talk while you're doing it cuz your ranting would most likely completely kill my boner.