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ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!(Read 20689 times)
Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #60 on: May 21, 2009, 01:46:17 AM
I know!! Me too, it's fucking hawt!! Especially when we look up at you all slutty when we do it.

 :o



Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #61 on: May 21, 2009, 03:30:41 AM
Had round 2 with that bad boy today. Had it for a nice 2 hours. Got to defile it so bad Satan himself was shaking his head.

Details soon..



Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #62 on: May 21, 2009, 03:41:49 AM
You're gonna make baggy faint.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #63 on: May 21, 2009, 03:43:01 AM
I just might.. hell I wanna faint!



Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #64 on: May 21, 2009, 08:42:43 AM
It's all right, guys. She's new around here. She doesn't know any better...



Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #65 on: May 21, 2009, 08:47:47 AM
I though I was crystal clear when I said:
JOY.

LISTEN.

BAGMAN = DO NOT WANT.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #66 on: May 21, 2009, 08:49:27 AM
I'm talking about you, numbnuts.



Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #67 on: May 21, 2009, 08:52:07 AM
She already knows me more than a lot of you do.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #68 on: May 21, 2009, 09:59:41 AM
Ha ha!



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Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #69 on: May 21, 2009, 11:04:30 AM
They are :P
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #70 on: May 21, 2009, 11:28:31 AM
I though I was crystal clear when I said:
JOY.

LISTEN.

BAGMAN = DO NOT WANT.

So, I should avoid all details of my sex life so I do not give Kyle a semi? Does something other worldly happen when he gets aroused?? Something veteran crime scene investigators would vomit over?



Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #71 on: May 21, 2009, 11:30:28 AM
WE DO NOT SPEAK OF SUCH THINGS.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #72 on: May 21, 2009, 11:34:07 AM
Kyle's arousal or crime scene investigators?



Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #73 on: May 21, 2009, 11:36:25 AM
SHHH!!!!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #74 on: May 21, 2009, 11:42:35 AM
 :-X



Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #75 on: May 21, 2009, 12:31:56 PM
I though I was crystal clear when I said:
JOY.

LISTEN.

BAGMAN = DO NOT WANT.

So, I should avoid all details of my sex life so I do not give Kyle a semi? Does something other worldly happen when he gets aroused?? Something veteran crime scene investigators would vomit over?

He finds out where you live via the internet and then asks you to go to Costa Rica with him. 



Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #76 on: May 21, 2009, 01:04:21 PM
Thanks Joy, you gave me a semi.

Just a semi?? I'll have to try harder next time.


OK I'm not spending two years with that thing clamped to my dick no matter who wants it when it's done. Looks like I could roll over in my sleep and impale myself.

Besides, wouldn't it cause stretch marks on the shaft? My peepee is too pretty for stretch marks.

I'm just saying there are options..

And i don't know about the stretch marks... anyone here have two years to waste and a foreskin to gain?? It could be our lil community forum science project. You can remain anonymous with a login titled "Lab Rat" you just have to show lots of pics of your cock before and during the restoration period. And I mean LOTS



you're a fucking genius.



Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #77 on: May 21, 2009, 02:20:06 PM
Danzig, let the woman speak.