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Sasha!!(Read 10135 times)
Re: Sasha!! Reply #30 on: March 05, 2009, 12:30:16 PM
I love little chicks also mostly for reasons of domination fantasies and I used to cower before I realized that the best way to handle that was just not to give a shit about silly girls. Anyway, with my active imagination and pending any actual photos, I'm in your corner on this one Baggers. And she has tattoos. Aw'right.



Re: Sasha!! Reply #31 on: March 05, 2009, 10:26:44 PM
This is her:


I never said she was prettier than me.  She has braces, weighs 99lbs, and has no tits.  You could flip her over and pretend she was a twelve year old boy if you so wished.  Anyway, I talked to her today because Kyle wanted me to.  I thought she broke up with this guy, who is a lot like Kyle actually, but she didn't.  I think I may have convinced her to give you a shot, but she is still thinking about it.  I lied and told her you were a lawyer, young girls are gold diggers.  If you get a shot with her ROLL WITH THE LIE KYLE IT'S YOUR ONLY HOPE!
« Last Edit: March 05, 2009, 10:27:07 PM by 13chemicals »



Re: Sasha!! Reply #32 on: March 05, 2009, 10:31:28 PM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Sasha!! Reply #33 on: March 05, 2009, 10:40:53 PM
LIE KYLE IT'S YOUR ONLY HOPE!

I agree with this part. Also maybe tone down the jewish banker look? Wear some skinny jeans and a hoody with guns all over it, that's what those 19 hipster girls like.

p.s. Don't forget to smear some menstrual blood on your face before  your date with "S2", she'll probably think you're a vampire, young girls like vampires.
« Last Edit: March 05, 2009, 10:42:32 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Sasha!! Reply #34 on: March 05, 2009, 10:47:09 PM
I dig it. Can't quite make out what sort of a goofy face she's pulling but from this angle I say bagman's at least partially correct. She does look like fun.
And no, everyone knows Jewish bankers are lawyers. Stick to the plan. Nothing can possibly go wrong. Don't get all Kip and start throwing signs or anything. Just whisper some latin in her ear. Tell her she's your proximate cause.



Re: Sasha!! Reply #35 on: March 05, 2009, 10:56:09 PM
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p.s. Don't forget to smear some menstrual blood on your face before  your date with "S2", she'll probably think you're a vampire, young girls like vampires.

Sasha already told the girl he was a lawyer.



(Sorry, Carolyn.)
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Sasha!! Reply #36 on: March 06, 2009, 12:48:00 AM
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Kyle cowered.

Oh wow, that's an insightful revelation and a real character divulgement; like saying that I'm white.

She has braces? Damn that's hot. I talked with her earlier and I'm taking her skinny ass to Cut Copy tomorrow night. Or maybe I dreamed that. Wet-dreamed that.

I like small girls, because I'm small. Don't most dudes like girls around their same size/shorter/smaller than them?




Re: Sasha!! Reply #37 on: March 06, 2009, 01:38:06 AM
You say that now, but you're yet to be slayed by a 6'2" athlete. Ah Sarah... how I miss your legs....
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Sasha!! Reply #38 on: March 06, 2009, 01:41:02 AM
I talked with her earlier and I'm taking her skinny ass to Cut Copy tomorrow night. Or maybe I dreamed that. Wet-dreamed that.

Damn you rich Jewish lawyers! Always getting the pretty girls!



Re: Sasha!! Reply #39 on: March 06, 2009, 02:03:21 AM
I have a DVD, I believe it is Cum Dumpsters, where this hottie with braces begs the dude to cum on her braces.  It's pretty fuckin hot.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Sasha!! Reply #40 on: March 06, 2009, 03:01:35 AM



Re: Sasha!! Reply #41 on: March 06, 2009, 03:04:53 AM
I am kyke to the bone. Except for my cock.




Re: Sasha!! Reply #42 on: March 06, 2009, 07:24:11 AM
Haha you are one of those guys that likes girls who are significantly younger than you. What, cant mentally handle someone closer to your age? Hahahahaha.

I can't imagine going out with someone nearly 10 years younger than me. The entire time we were hanging out I'd want to choke them, pobably.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Sasha!! Reply #43 on: March 06, 2009, 08:30:25 AM
99 lbs?  I'd be terrified that she would look like a victim of domestic violence.



Re: Sasha!! Reply #44 on: March 06, 2009, 09:04:57 AM
99 lbs?  I'd be terrified that she would look like a victim of domestic violence.

She's very waifish.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Sasha!! Reply #45 on: March 06, 2009, 09:20:40 AM
I think Sasha 1 is cuter, maybe because she doesn't look prepubescent.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Sasha!! Reply #46 on: March 06, 2009, 11:00:08 AM
I think Sasha 1 is cuter, maybe because she doesn't look prepubescent.

ding ding ding
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Sasha!! Reply #47 on: March 06, 2009, 11:02:56 AM
bags, that chick friend of chemical's is rancid, don't touch that man....
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Sasha!! Reply #48 on: March 06, 2009, 06:23:49 PM
The best part about fucking her, for me, would be hearing her bones crack ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Sasha!! Reply #49 on: March 06, 2009, 07:34:48 PM
That's the best part of boning ANY chick.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Sasha!! Reply #50 on: March 07, 2009, 02:57:10 AM
Watch and learn.



Re: Sasha!! Reply #51 on: March 07, 2009, 03:30:26 AM
Does this mean pics or videos?



Re: Sasha!! Reply #52 on: March 07, 2009, 04:28:21 AM
... videos of her man pounding him into the ground like a stake
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Sasha!! Reply #53 on: March 07, 2009, 04:51:29 AM
I thought the word was that her man was another slight Jewish banker type. Maybe if his fury was great enough...



Re: Sasha!! Reply #54 on: March 07, 2009, 04:55:39 AM
SLAPFIGHT!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Sasha!! Reply #55 on: March 07, 2009, 06:07:37 AM
somebody stop the silliness!
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Sasha!! Reply #56 on: March 07, 2009, 10:05:39 AM
I though bagman didn't go with Sasha 2 to the show? So what exactly are we watching and learning? His ability to fail miserably every single time??
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Sasha!! Reply #57 on: March 07, 2009, 11:39:45 AM
I though bagman didn't go with Sasha 2 to the show? So what exactly are we watching and learning? His ability to fail miserably every single time??

You can't say it's every time, because he hasn't failed at least once (according to legend).
Of course, a friend of mine told me recently that dudes don't actually lose their virginity until the SECOND girl.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Sasha!! Reply #58 on: March 07, 2009, 12:45:02 PM
Makes sense ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Sasha!! Reply #59 on: March 07, 2009, 01:03:24 PM
Haha you are one of those guys that likes girls who are significantly younger than you. What, cant mentally handle someone closer to your age? Hahahahaha.

I can't imagine going out with someone nearly 10 years younger than me. The entire time we were hanging out I'd want to choke them, pobably.

I am not into her for stimulating conversation.
I am into her for stimulating my cock.