Well did you see her at the show or not? I'm guessing no?

DENIED

I talked with her earlier and I'm taking her skinny ass to Cut Copy tomorrow night. Or maybe I dreamed that. Wet-dreamed that.

We're discussing Bagman's wet dream. And I for one feel dirty.

As for the virginity thing, that's certainly when I lost mine. With the first my thoughts were always "WTF just happened?" With the second my thoughts were always "OK Cool out. You've been here before." It was really only by the third one that I was like "And... Action!"  Funny how the first few were so memorable and then it starts to fade away until the point in your life where you realized quality was more important than quantity and when you remember those ones you have to go for the bottle.

The guy i was talking about in my "small cock" thread is 5'6"ish (same height as me). Therefore I now believe that all guys around my height have a tiny cock. His hands were also smaller than mine and his feet were about the size of mine too. Does short = small cock?? I hope that's not the case because I always see guys that are around my height that I think are attractive.

Surely him having small hands would have been a bonus. He could have fisted you to the elbow, which could have made up for his other shortcomings.

That's true but then he probably would've wanted to fuck at some point and his baby cock grossed me out.

The guy i was talking about in my "small cock" thread is 5'6"ish (same height as me). Therefore I now believe that all guys around my height have a tiny cock. His hands were also smaller than mine and his feet were about the size of mine too. Does short = small cock?? I hope that's not the case because I always see guys that are around my height that I think are attractive.

Just like I now believe that all girls who hop on my cock will orgasm every time I pound them, as "J" has. Life is based on the experiences we have. I'm 5'7" and don't have a tiny cock. But I really want to see if the next girl acts the same way "J" does when we have sex. 2 - 0 and maybe I am really onto something...

you're 5'7".... that makes your post about wanting to beat people up in the theater even better </cross reference>

A trip to Japan would set you right!

Just like I now believe that all girls who hop on my cock will orgasm every time I pound them, as "J" has. Life is based on the experiences we have. I'm 5'7" and don't have a tiny cock. But I really want to see if the next girl acts the same way "J" does when we have sex. 2 - 0 and maybe I am really onto something...

i don't understand why you're so sure all those orgasms are for reals. i don't know a single girl who hasn't faked it at least once. most girls have faked it a lot more than that. especially when they're screwing someone they're not in a relationship with. not to say it's not fun, anyway, because it obviously is if she's still doing it.

I dont care about faked orgasms... I care about my dick getting wet.

If she blows great... if she dont, oh well, next time.

i don't know a single girl who hasn't faked it at least once.

i have never faked it. i dont see the point. if a guy gets a bruised ego from my not getting off every single time, that's his own damn problem.

i nominate this thread be moved to sex forum.

Psycho, of course that thought had always crossed my mind, but things all added up. Before she told me that I am the only guy who has ever made her cum while actually having sex (not via oral, manual) I sort of didn't believe her. We'd had sex probably 3 times before she came out and told me that. One of those times while she was hopping on top cowgirl style (this is the only position I have made her cum in so far), she whispered "How do you do that?". I didn't understand it at the time, but later I knew she meant how did I get her to cum while hitting her.  All that background is in the posts from Thrashinc.

Anyway, yes at breakfast one morning while we were eating she whispered that she loves fucking me on top because she cums every time. When I am having trouble blowing my load, she'll whisper "Just think about how you make me cum" or "Think about how you're the only guy who has ever made me cum during sex", etc.

And the tell-tale sign. The no-way-to-fake it, the reason I said "Mosh... funny story about that." in this thread: http://thrashinc.com/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?146486.40, is that she gushes. I wouldn't call it squirting because it doesn't spray out. But as she is hopping up and down and I add in some bonus thrusts from below for her, she gets excited and her breathing gets crazy, she starts snorting and then right as her pussy starts squeezing me and she moans loud enough to wake up all the neighbors, I get a sensation of warm wetness on my chest. She literally cums a stream out onto me as she is orgasming. I love the feeling of the warm, wet on me, and knowing that I am rocking her world.

Maybe it has to do with the fact that I am skinny. My pelvic bone is not covered with a lot of fat, skin, etc. So when I am banging her, my dick is inside rubbing all the right places, and her clit is smashing down on my pelvic bone, until she's in pure ecstasy.

you're 5'7".... that makes your post about wanting to beat people up in the theater even better </cross reference>

A trip to Japan would set you right!

I want to come to Japan, just to feel like a complete GIANT.

I'm 6'1", I'd love Japan ...

The guy i was talking about in my "small cock" thread is 5'6"ish (same height as me). Therefore I now believe that all guys around my height have a tiny cock. His hands were also smaller than mine and his feet were about the size of mine too. Does short = small cock?? I hope that's not the case because I always see guys that are around my height that I think are attractive.

Yeah this logic can't be right because I'm 5'7" and I have a cock like a rhinoceros.    I think your theory needs more practical study.

Honestly, I don't know or care how relatively large my dick is, I don't go around comparing it with other dudes.  It's always worked fine for me and I never leave a customer unsatisfied.

Brook, maybe you have an enormously deep vagina.  The cavernous depths of which a recent many gentleman have been unable to plumb successfully.

I'll put on a miner's helmet with a flashlight embedded in the cap and I will take a closer look to examine the circumstances.

I can't imagine going out with someone nearly 10 years younger than me. The entire time we were hanging out I'd want to choke them, pobably.

You ought to try 20 years old (and experienced).

Cap- good to know. I will not dismiss guys that are around my height. I don't know if my pussy is cavernously deep or not. I haven't compared it to others. I guess I am just used to a certain size after fucking the same guy for 8 years.

Mello- Ya know, actually I retract my statement. I would casually date someone that young but I probably wouldn't be hanging out with them for their mind. Recently I did hang out with a 21 year old, it was fun.

Hanging out with them is OK as long as you can keep up. We are getting old and partying nightly isn't on our agendas (Something about hitting 25 and above )(and I'm above) means getting to bed early on weekdays... my 17 year old self would seriously punch my current self square in the face if she knew what she became... but I digress...

getting them in the bedroom is fun - as long as they are aware of what they are doing, and respect that YOU'RE the more experienced one, and should totally worship that.
They'll go all night and do everything possible to please you.
But DO NOT fall for them or try to date them. It's exhausting.

They make AMAZING friends, though!

Yeah this logic can't be right because I'm 5'7" and I have a cock like a rhinoceros.   

It has a pointy horn on it's head? You should get that looked at.

Yeah this logic can't be right because I'm 5'7" and I have a cock like a rhinoceros.   

Yeah I think cock-size is one of those variables that doesn't change much due to evolution. If smaller men could only be successful at breeding with with smaller women or not at all then we're talking about a speciation event. With the amount of mixing that occurs in human society, the pressure is to retain similar-sized Johnsons. What does this mean aesthetically? Big dudes look little and little dudes look like Tarzan. But then there's also the aesthetic pressures of sexual selection to contend with, and I'd think this would only have the effect of increasing the endowment-size of bigger dudes.

I'm not sure what was up with your little-dicked friend, Tricky, but I'm guessing:
A) Inbred - less pressure to keep up with the rest of the species, or
B) Paedomorphic mutant - a freak of nature, or
C) Immature member of the species - a child, you pedo.

With the amount of mixing that occurs in human society, the pressure is to retain similar-sized Johnsons.

You're forgetting also that many cultures for many (MANY) hundreds of years had arranged marriages; it's only recently that personal choice is factoring into that decision at all.

So, for a long time, physical qualities were not the driving force behind breeding for humanity.

... after fucking the same guy for 8 years.

How big was HE?

With the amount of mixing that occurs in human society, the pressure is to retain similar-sized Johnsons.

You're forgetting also that many cultures for many (MANY) hundreds of years had arranged marriages; it's only recently that personal choice is factoring into that decision at all.

So, for a long time, physical qualities were not the driving force behind breeding for humanity.

many hundreds... psh... I'm talking about evolution not what you did last week.

... no eitje, arranged marriage may have existed in some cultures, but even in those who you were married to did not always necessarily determine who you were producing children with.

So let's here from someone who has studied human evolution.

 Height (and not race) is the major factor in genital-size as far as averages go, but even then it doesn't produce any wild variation. We're talking something like one inch of length and a proportional increase girth per foot of height difference. So, yeah, a guy who is 5'6" should not by any means have something resembling a transplanted thumb between his legs. That dude just got a raw deal.

 Ladies, want to try your hands at being a size queen?* Look for guys who are abnormally tall, heavily muscled, narrow-hipped, with what appears to be disproportionately small cranial capacity, and of low intelligence. This still won't be any sort of guarantee, but the odds will be in your favor.

 Guys, want to find a girl who's blissfully tight?** Basically look for the exact opposite. You want a girl who's short, unusually intelligent, has a large head and high-brow, curvy hips, and lithe build. Same disclaimer applies as above.

As for dick-evolution,  human beings tend to mate for the long term, often for life***, while producing few young. The vast majority of the sex we have is for pleasure, and as such this has effected mate-selection as we became increasingly K-selective (producing fewer young with more investment in their development) as a species. The result: we have the largest dicks and the smallest balls, relative to body mass, of any primate.


*If you have a small penis, my condolences... but seriously, get over it. Fretting about that shit will not improve your attractiveness, now will it make you bigger. If a woman can get herself off with her finger, all is not lost.****

**Childbirth permanently alters the cervix. The. Cervix. Not the vagina. In some rare cases scarring of the vagina during labor will actually result in increased tightness.

***Those who argue based on primate behavior and sex drives that infidelity is a natural and therefore excusable occurrence are wankers. If sexual hedonism were a good thing for our species, we wouldn't form the intense bonds we do with our partners, nor would we feel the intense anguish at the betrayal of those bonds. Using the sort of arguments favored by those who support the acceptance of infidelity, you could also argue that it should be acceptable for men to commit murder, rape, infanticide, and genocide. All are quite normal amongst chimpanzees.

****Unless you have infantile penis syndrome. That just sucks.

 Bagman, does she blush when she orgasms? Women do this when they fake it, because of the exertion of hyperventilating, squeezing muscles, etc. If the skin on her chest, face, even upper back blushes, she's faking it. So does it?

(In porno the girls wear a lot of body make-up for the lighting and cameras, this covers up the blushing, as well.)

So let's here from someone who has studied human evolution.

Dude. In your capacity as resident expert on evolution, WTF is up with sexual selection? It makes no sense to me. I picked up a few books by R.A. Fisher to help me out with this but I have yet to find the time to bore in. This gradschool shit is eating up everything.

Explain the peacock thing, plz.

Bagman, does she blush when she orgasms? Women do this when they fake it, because of the exertion of hyperventilating, squeezing muscles, etc. If the skin on her chest, face, even upper back blushes, she's faking it. So does it?

(In porno the girls wear a lot of body make-up for the lighting and cameras, this covers up the blushing, as well.)

I don't think so, but I can't be positive because the lights are usually off and I usually have my eyes closed/half-closed. So is the liquid on my chest, piss, if she's faking it?  It doesn't smell like piss... and it evaporates fairly quickly. Honestly, I don't really like looking at her when we're having sex. Next time we go at it, I'll see if I can peek in when she goes to the bathroom to clean up and turns the bathroom light on.

I bet I could get her to orgasm the same way while doing her missionary style, except that my ass-cheeks burn out real fast from that thrusting. I need to work out my gluteus maximus. I go for about 20 in that position and then she's like "harder", "harder!" and my ass just can't handle it...

So is the liquid on my chest, piss, if she's faking it?  It doesn't smell like piss... and it evaporates fairly quickly.

Sounds like alcohol or some solvent.
Is she a sentient fembot? Because that would be fucking cool.

Guys, want to find a girl who's blissfully tight?** Basically look for the exact opposite. You want a girl who's short, unusually intelligent, has a large head and high-brow, curvy hips, and lithe build. Same disclaimer applies as above.

neener neener.

hahaha! score one for me.

humility? what's that?