<Psychopathetic> that's great, except I know you don't mean it.
<hip> i told you that!
<Thrash> nom she's like me, sleeping around is much more fun
<Thrash> I'm with her on that one
<Psychopathetic> Hey! Don't talk about katie like that.
<Sik0> but I DO love Katie. she just doesn't believe me
<Thrash> and if I didn't mean it, I wouldn't say it.
<hip> yeah. you can only call me a slut, like si does.
<Sik0> if only I could prove myself somehow
<Thrash> and I'm not talking about k8z like that
<hip> and a whore. and a cunt. and a heartless bitch.
<Sik0> I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
<Thrash> no, that's me
<Sik0> I WAS DRUNK!
<hip> WELL YOU PUT ME IN TEARS
<Thrash> fuck, I can't take this, I'll bbl
*** Thrash is now known as Thrash[headpounding]
<Sik0> bye Dave
<hip> this is bullshit.
<tricky> yeah so sean and i broke up.
<Sik0> you're really heartless, aren't you?
<tricky> me? katie? yes
<hip> if being true to myself means i'm heartless, then so fucking be it!
<Sik0> don't make fun of the situation
<hip> there's nothing funny about being told i'm a hooker.
<gardenweasel> hookers charge
<Sik0> hey, DAVE!!
<hip> hey dave?
<Thrash[headpounding]> huh? what?
*** Thrash[headpounding] is now known as DaveSucks
* Psychopathetic giggles *
<hip> hi5 si
* Sik0 hi5
<DaveSucks> actually, I'd just looked back
<Psychopathetic> hey! what about me?
<DaveSucks> I'm half watching, half reading email
* Sik0 hi5 Sarah
<Psychopathetic> hhaha hi5!
<hip> hi5 all of the players
<DaveSucks> bend over, I'll show you "what about me"
<hip> we all deserve oscars. especially me with the capital BUT YOU PUT ME IN TEARS
<hip> haha and ed with his "but hookers charge"
<Psychopathetic> i dunno, i really liked ed's comments about hookers charging
<Sik0> yea, you KNEW WE WERE SERIOUS BECAUSE WE WERE TYPING IN CAPS
<Psychopathetic> and creamy peanut butter
<hip> Hahaha si
<hip> so true.
<hip> im so amused. that made my day, it did.
<Sik0> hey Dave, don't tell anyone, OK? we may want to pull this one again later
<DaveSucks> ok, cool, so yer still getting blown at the gathering, cool ... glad to hear it
<gardenweasel> what, this was all a joke?
<DaveSucks> I won't say a word
<Psychopathetic> ed you rule
* gardenweasel rules
<hip> very witty dave.
<hip> haha shut up ed
<Sik0> haha, all my co-workers are looking at me funny now
<Sik0> what do you mean, "funny Dave"?
<DaveSucks> oh, wow .. Clue's on
<Sik0> you mean I'm not?
<Sik0> BUT I LOVE YOU!
<tricky> and there was just a britny spears pepsi commercial on!
<DaveSucks> oh, great
<DaveSucks> she's not even that hot
<Sik0> I'd do 'er
<gardenweasel> but oh so very skanky
<DaveSucks> I'd fuck her, but just to be able to say I did
<hip> OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A FUCKIN BLOWJOB
* gardenweasel applauds
<hip> i love brittney
<gardenweasel> one t only
*** DaveSucks is now known as brb
<tricky> i hate her shes a bitch whore
<hip> haha like me
<hip> according to si
<hip> damn ive got so many pms open
<Sik0> I did
<brb> someone please shoot me in the face
<Psychopathetic> bang bang
<Sik0> I closed 'em because I'm a bastard
<Sik0> that was fun
<Sik0> now I need a smoke
<tricky> i need inspiration
<gardenweasel> I need...
<gardenweasel> I have no idea
<Psychopathetic> yep. smoke. again.
*** Psychopathetic is now known as SmokeySarah
<tricky> i need sexual intercourse
<hip> i can be your inspiration!
<hip> i can be your esxual intercourse!
<gardenweasel> thats always good
<hip> just wait till april 5th baby!
<hip> wherere we staying?
<tricky> i guess you people need to pick
<tricky> there are all these cheap ass places on Midlothian
<tricky> c knows where that is
<tricky> or should....
<hip> mid what?
<hip> should what?
<brb> MOTHER OF FUCK
<tricky> its a "turnpike"
<gardenweasel> hey all I will catch you later on
<tricky> should know where it is
<gardenweasel> in the evening I guess
*** gardenweasel has quit IRC (Quit: Sesame Street has been brought to you by Grover's words of wisdom "If you scream, I'll cut ya! Now do everything Daddy says!")
<brb> K8z, this is for you: http://pub52.ezboard.com/flcgfrm5.showMessage?topicID=16.topic
<brb> read it, it's like, something that'd make you cry
*** SmokeySarah is now known as Psychopathetic
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*** ChanS sets mode: +o punkallstar
<ChanS> Parting at the request of punkallstar
<tricky> hi carolyn
<punkallstar> hey brook
*** brb is now known as DogFucker
<Sik0> hey C
<Sik0> what's up
<hip> hi carolyn
<punkallstar> hey si, katie
<punkallstar> same old
<punkallstar> just busted outta class
<hip> that didnt make me cry, dave
<punkallstar> gotta study for my latin exam tomorrow
<DogFucker> it made ME cry
<Sik0> hey C, it's a shame you were in here earlier
<Sik0> 'cos we were gonna have some fun with you
<Sik0> oh well
<Sik0> it's probably better, 'cos you might not have found it as funny as we did
<hip> how about it.
<hip> brb. pee.
<Psychopathetic> no prolly not.
* Sik0 hi5 again to all participants
<punkallstar> what do you mean si?
<Sik0> and Dave
<Sik0> someone that types fast explain, please
<hip> we fucked with brook and then dave and made people think si had professed his undying love for me and i shot him down so he called me lots of mean names and i was pissed
<Psychopathetic> yeah, that.
* Psychopathetic hi fives
<hip> then we felt horrible to we let brook in on it and dave fell for it all.
<Sik0> BUT I LOVE YOU!
<hip> WELL YOU MADE ME CRY
* Sik0 hi5
<Sik0> we RULE!
<hip> yeah dude.
<punkallstar> i think i get it
<Sik0> it wasn't very complicated
<Sik0> but funny as hell
<Sik0> I hope someone logged that
<Sik0> if so, e-mail it to me