Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin
i hate you, dylan. i'm not talking to you anymore.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!