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Your last STD test(Read 1889 times)
Your last STD test on: March 02, 2009, 08:30:54 PM
Did you fail miserably? Herpes, HIV, hep? Super extreme AIDS?

I got tested today. Every 6 months and all that shit.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Your last STD test Reply #1 on: March 02, 2009, 08:36:06 PM
I've never been tested.  I had the guy down the street divine what it means when my dick turns ashen gray and crusted ridges form on the blood veins and red blistering pustules appear all over the head.  He said it should clear up in a few days and to not worry about it so I'm all good I think.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Your last STD test Reply #2 on: March 02, 2009, 08:39:47 PM
I quit sex.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Your last STD test Reply #3 on: March 02, 2009, 09:44:37 PM
I'll bet your asshole feels much better now, I know mine does!

Thanks folks, try the veal!
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Re: Your last STD test Reply #4 on: March 02, 2009, 09:46:22 PM
Hahahaha!

I got tested for AIDS a year or two ago. I not only passed, I got a B+ on my blood test too!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Your last STD test Reply #5 on: March 02, 2009, 09:47:25 PM
I'm cramming for my AIDS test as I type this.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Your last STD test Reply #6 on: March 02, 2009, 09:51:44 PM
Hahahaha!

I got tested for AIDS a year or two ago. I not only passed, I got a B+ on my blood test too!

Uh... Is passing good or bad?
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KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Your last STD test Reply #7 on: March 02, 2009, 09:57:41 PM
I got an O+ on my blood test.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Your last STD test Reply #8 on: March 02, 2009, 10:06:05 PM
Passing meaning the good result. As in not having to figure out the rest of my presumably shortened life right away.

Now I can kill myself with booze instead!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Your last STD test Reply #9 on: March 02, 2009, 11:11:36 PM
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I got an O+ on my blood test.

Danzig fails again.

Obviously, I've never had one. I guess I will in another few months, when most STDs gestation period is over.
« Last Edit: March 02, 2009, 11:14:19 PM by bagman »



Re: Your last STD test Reply #10 on: March 03, 2009, 02:31:01 AM
Now I can kill myself with booze instead!
hi5!



Re: Your last STD test Reply #11 on: March 03, 2009, 04:53:49 AM
Not having one, dont need one.

Dont even know my blood type.



Re: Your last STD test Reply #12 on: March 03, 2009, 12:33:16 PM
Dont even know my blood type.

You'll never be a Japanese pop idol with that spirit, man.



Re: Your last STD test Reply #13 on: March 04, 2009, 03:14:04 AM
I'm already big in Japan. Like Tom Waites.



Re: Your last STD test Reply #14 on: March 04, 2009, 06:54:50 AM
You're big in Japan. Like Gojira.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Your last STD test Reply #15 on: March 04, 2009, 04:41:58 PM
I have to get tested to reup my national paramedic certs every year even though I recert every 2 years ...
Go figure ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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