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Quote from: krapsna
I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


Ass Outage - who HAS this story?(Read 779 times)
Ass Outage - who HAS this story? on: June 05, 2009, 11:00:56 PM
come on, it was a geek classic - pants split open, im going commando, don't notice for an embarrassingly long amount of time...

Bagman, you creeper, I know you've got it archived and you're lurking around. Can you post it?



Re: Ass Outage - who HAS this story? Reply #1 on: June 06, 2009, 07:10:31 PM
I've looked, I can't find it ...
But know this; I ARCHIVED IT!

"Ghetto Onion" made me laugh so hard ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ass Outage - who HAS this story? Reply #2 on: June 07, 2009, 09:50:20 AM
The only time I was brilliant, lost to the ages...



Re: Ass Outage - who HAS this story? Reply #3 on: June 07, 2009, 09:56:06 AM
Once it's found, it should be stickied since someone asks about it at least once a year, it seems.



Re: Ass Outage - who HAS this story? Reply #4 on: June 07, 2009, 06:44:11 PM
oh man that was fucking funny
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Ass Outage - who HAS this story? Reply #5 on: June 08, 2009, 03:34:49 PM
Once it's found, it should be stickied since someone asks about it at least once a year, it seems.

Yeah; HER!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ass Outage - who HAS this story? Reply #6 on: June 06, 2018, 12:56:40 AM
Mental Note:
I really need to look for this again ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Ass Outage - who HAS this story? Reply #7 on: June 06, 2018, 01:04:56 AM
I second that.
And where were you while the cat was away, making like a mouse?



Re: Ass Outage - who HAS this story? Reply #8 on: June 06, 2018, 02:47:56 PM
I have a lot of archives to go through ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')