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Re: what this place needs Reply #60 on: March 07, 2009, 06:02:03 AM
walk or train... public transport here is the best
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Re: what this place needs Reply #61 on: March 07, 2009, 08:23:10 AM
Dude, Johnny (uhm, I forget his handle now) drove 2-3 hours A DAY to work in Texas ...
That makes an 8 hour day 14-15 (prep time/traffic, etc) ...

FUCK THAT!!!

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Like yours.  Only different.



Re: what this place needs Reply #62 on: March 07, 2009, 10:10:00 AM
I live in a one bedroom apartment (that I rent), by myself.
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Re: what this place needs Reply #63 on: March 07, 2009, 12:42:57 PM
I'll be right over ...

Break out the tazers; they are foreplay to me ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: what this place needs Reply #64 on: March 07, 2009, 12:52:04 PM
I live in an actual condo and have a real garage! Bought it when I was 25.

In two and a half years, I've had 4 girls I met off Craigslist (two from the casual encounter section), and of course "J" over. 5 women in 2.5 years. My ratio sucks.

How many girls have you had in your basement dungeon, Danpig?





Re: what this place needs Reply #65 on: March 07, 2009, 12:53:45 PM
*raises hand*

I ised to bed a different girl every weekend; sometimes two ...
I've been "held up" for 7 years, however, I'm starting my old ways ...

It's been one a week so far ...

I STILL WIN!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: what this place needs Reply #66 on: March 07, 2009, 01:09:07 PM
I live in an actual condo and have a real garage! Bought it when I was 25.

In two and a half years, I've had 4 girls I met off Craigslist (two from the casual encounter section), and of course "J" over. 5 women in 2.5 years. My ratio sucks.

How many girls have you had in your basement dungeon, Danpig?




I moved here recently and decided to not actively look for women after me and my last GF split, and don't plan to for a while.  So none.  My dungeon is my happy little hermit home and I don't want my comfort zone ruined by some bitch.  As of now, I'd rather have my hand than a chick.
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Re: what this place needs Reply #67 on: March 07, 2009, 01:12:28 PM
walk or train... public transport here is the best
Walk of Public transport anywhere is the best. I'd love to be somewhere where public transport is actually decent. Japan sounds slammin.



Re: what this place needs Reply #68 on: March 07, 2009, 01:21:17 PM
No buses here.  Or anywhere near were I live.  Shit, I'm not even sure if there are public buses in our biggest city.
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Re: what this place needs Reply #69 on: March 07, 2009, 05:28:54 PM
walk or train... public transport here is the best
Walk of Public transport anywhere is the best. I'd love to be somewhere where public transport is actually decent. Japan sounds slammin.

Places I've been to with the best public transport... Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, London, Washington DC.



Re: what this place needs Reply #70 on: March 07, 2009, 06:17:59 PM
I live next door to my mum. We both live in company-provided housing, right behind the office. Our commute is approximately 30 seconds, cuz to get to work, we go out our doors, down a hallway, down some steps, through our back yard, through a gate, through the office's back yard, down a couple steps, and BAM we're at work. There are advantages and disadvantages to this, but as laid back as my mum is I have no problem at all living next door.

As for public transport, there's pretty much none here. Hence the two cars I have.
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Re: what this place needs Reply #71 on: March 07, 2009, 06:27:24 PM
Shit mang, do you really have to take such a complicated and convoluted route to work?



Re: what this place needs Reply #72 on: March 07, 2009, 06:29:32 PM
I left out the part about opening the kitchen door, walking through the kitchen, opening the sliding door, and then walking around "the corner" desk to my seat.

My mum's commute is actually about another 10 seconds on top of mine, cuz she has to go all the way back to the marketing dept.
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Re: what this place needs Reply #73 on: March 07, 2009, 07:22:41 PM
That is wicked. My hatred for mornings would be softened to a dull distate, if I could walk to work in under a fucking minute.



Re: what this place needs Reply #74 on: March 07, 2009, 10:00:34 PM
I had a 4 minute commute for about 6 months, then my company relocated and it's about 15 mins on a train or a 30 minute walk through some temples and under the Tokyo tower.
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Re: what this place needs Reply #75 on: March 08, 2009, 05:31:20 AM
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I moved here recently and decided to not actively look for women after me and my last GF split, and don't plan to for a while.  So none.  My dungeon is my happy little hermit home and I don't want my comfort zone ruined by some bitch.  As of now, I'd rather have my hand than a chick.

Can I quote myself here?
Thanks ...

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I prefer my hand most of the time ...
Why, you ask?
Because I don't have to deal with any shit afterward; I don't know sign language ...

Thanks, man ...
... I feel much better now!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: what this place needs Reply #76 on: March 10, 2009, 11:49:32 PM
I live in an apartment in the middle of a lot of other buildings. I wish I lived in the country
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Re: what this place needs Reply #77 on: March 11, 2009, 04:48:54 AM
But your apartment is uber cool... its on the floor of death to begin with, and your balcony channels the spirrits of the deat from the graveyard it overlooks.

I'd live there in a heartbeat.



Re: what this place needs Reply #78 on: March 11, 2009, 06:16:16 AM
As Ian says, there are benefits... floor of death overlooking graveyard being one of them. Being within 200m walk of 25 bars could be considered a second positive
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Re: what this place needs Reply #79 on: March 12, 2009, 03:44:15 AM
I wanna be there ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')