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ian's soul(Read 8028 times)
ian's soul on: June 11, 2009, 12:42:57 AM
slightly tarnished, but largely OK due to not being used since 1994
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: ian's soul Reply #1 on: June 11, 2009, 01:32:02 AM
So youre the one who has it!

Not that I've missed it or anything...



Re: ian's soul Reply #2 on: June 11, 2009, 01:39:04 AM
shhh, you're getting a % of proceeds here. Enough to replace that liver you've been asking about
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: ian's soul Reply #3 on: June 11, 2009, 06:50:39 AM
ahhh sweet!!!



Re: ian's soul Reply #4 on: June 11, 2009, 01:07:21 PM
I'd put my soul up for sale but I already sold it for drug money.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: ian's soul Reply #5 on: June 11, 2009, 01:45:58 PM
Can you get high off a thimble of cough syrup ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: ian's soul Reply #6 on: June 11, 2009, 02:14:33 PM
I offer $2.50 US.



Re: ian's soul Reply #7 on: June 11, 2009, 02:19:35 PM
I don't think you could cure a cough with a thimble full of cough syrup.  But you COULD get high off of a thimble full of pure DXM.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: ian's soul Reply #8 on: June 11, 2009, 09:31:45 PM
I knew he was a soulless monster. Now I know why.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: ian's soul Reply #9 on: June 12, 2009, 05:38:46 PM
I offer $2.50 US.

I'm assuming it's $.25 increments ....

I offer $2.75 US.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #10 on: June 13, 2009, 03:03:05 AM
Wait, it's hours later and I just thought of something;
I remember years ago on A-S, Mosh saying he had no soul ....

Is this a scam?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #11 on: June 13, 2009, 08:43:41 AM
I am willing to pay up to $5 to find out!



Re: ian's soul Reply #12 on: June 13, 2009, 10:18:58 AM
Money for nothing!



Re: ian's soul Reply #13 on: June 13, 2009, 03:46:01 PM
Ian's a little faggot with an earring and some makeup?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ian's soul Reply #14 on: June 13, 2009, 04:09:28 PM
.... and is available for $5!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #15 on: June 13, 2009, 04:30:49 PM
OK, but is that his real hair?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ian's soul Reply #16 on: June 13, 2009, 06:08:45 PM
Is the faggot a millionaire?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #17 on: June 13, 2009, 06:55:49 PM
No idea. Anyway, I'll be back. I've gotta go install some microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries, etc.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ian's soul Reply #18 on: June 13, 2009, 10:02:03 PM
this can be discussed further after i'm done moving these refrigerators and color tvs.



this joke is old hat but i couldn't help myself.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: ian's soul Reply #19 on: June 13, 2009, 11:09:26 PM
I must say that Dire Straights are one of my least favourite bands ever.



Re: ian's soul Reply #20 on: June 14, 2009, 01:26:21 AM
They don't fit into your walk of life?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #21 on: June 14, 2009, 01:55:08 PM
Is this a bundled package ? you know, comes with cable tv ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: ian's soul Reply #22 on: June 14, 2009, 02:54:31 PM
You are my true brother in arms!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #23 on: June 14, 2009, 06:38:35 PM
Is this a bundled package ? you know, comes with cable tv ?

Dude, why worry?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ian's soul Reply #24 on: June 14, 2009, 06:57:18 PM
Dude, he's so far away from it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #25 on: June 14, 2009, 11:08:24 PM
I was wanting the " I want my mtv " line. but .....
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: ian's soul Reply #26 on: June 15, 2009, 01:04:35 AM
I'm on a different plain here, man ...
It's my industrial disease ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #27 on: June 15, 2009, 08:17:10 AM
You people are pathetic!

No one has bothered with chicks for free.



Re: ian's soul Reply #28 on: June 15, 2009, 09:42:49 AM
so I get $5 here, come on guys. You've seen Ian, his soul has been around more than Sasha
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: ian's soul Reply #29 on: June 15, 2009, 05:11:56 PM
I was wanting the " I want my mtv " line. but .....

Have you seen MTV lately? DO NOT WANT.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.