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ian's soul(Read 8348 times)
ian's soul on: June 11, 2009, 12:42:57 AM
slightly tarnished, but largely OK due to not being used since 1994
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: ian's soul Reply #1 on: June 11, 2009, 01:32:02 AM
So youre the one who has it!

Not that I've missed it or anything...



Re: ian's soul Reply #2 on: June 11, 2009, 01:39:04 AM
shhh, you're getting a % of proceeds here. Enough to replace that liver you've been asking about
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: ian's soul Reply #3 on: June 11, 2009, 06:50:39 AM
ahhh sweet!!!



Re: ian's soul Reply #4 on: June 11, 2009, 01:07:21 PM
I'd put my soul up for sale but I already sold it for drug money.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: ian's soul Reply #5 on: June 11, 2009, 01:45:58 PM
Can you get high off a thimble of cough syrup ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: ian's soul Reply #6 on: June 11, 2009, 02:14:33 PM
I offer $2.50 US.



Re: ian's soul Reply #7 on: June 11, 2009, 02:19:35 PM
I don't think you could cure a cough with a thimble full of cough syrup.  But you COULD get high off of a thimble full of pure DXM.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: ian's soul Reply #8 on: June 11, 2009, 09:31:45 PM
I knew he was a soulless monster. Now I know why.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: ian's soul Reply #9 on: June 12, 2009, 05:38:46 PM
I offer $2.50 US.

I'm assuming it's $.25 increments ....

I offer $2.75 US.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #10 on: June 13, 2009, 03:03:05 AM
Wait, it's hours later and I just thought of something;
I remember years ago on A-S, Mosh saying he had no soul ....

Is this a scam?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #11 on: June 13, 2009, 08:43:41 AM
I am willing to pay up to $5 to find out!



Re: ian's soul Reply #12 on: June 13, 2009, 10:18:58 AM
Money for nothing!



Re: ian's soul Reply #13 on: June 13, 2009, 03:46:01 PM
Ian's a little faggot with an earring and some makeup?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ian's soul Reply #14 on: June 13, 2009, 04:09:28 PM
.... and is available for $5!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #15 on: June 13, 2009, 04:30:49 PM
OK, but is that his real hair?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ian's soul Reply #16 on: June 13, 2009, 06:08:45 PM
Is the faggot a millionaire?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #17 on: June 13, 2009, 06:55:49 PM
No idea. Anyway, I'll be back. I've gotta go install some microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries, etc.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ian's soul Reply #18 on: June 13, 2009, 10:02:03 PM
this can be discussed further after i'm done moving these refrigerators and color tvs.



this joke is old hat but i couldn't help myself.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: ian's soul Reply #19 on: June 13, 2009, 11:09:26 PM
I must say that Dire Straights are one of my least favourite bands ever.



Re: ian's soul Reply #20 on: June 14, 2009, 01:26:21 AM
They don't fit into your walk of life?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #21 on: June 14, 2009, 01:55:08 PM
Is this a bundled package ? you know, comes with cable tv ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: ian's soul Reply #22 on: June 14, 2009, 02:54:31 PM
You are my true brother in arms!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #23 on: June 14, 2009, 06:38:35 PM
Is this a bundled package ? you know, comes with cable tv ?

Dude, why worry?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ian's soul Reply #24 on: June 14, 2009, 06:57:18 PM
Dude, he's so far away from it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #25 on: June 14, 2009, 11:08:24 PM
I was wanting the " I want my mtv " line. but .....
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: ian's soul Reply #26 on: June 15, 2009, 01:04:35 AM
I'm on a different plain here, man ...
It's my industrial disease ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #27 on: June 15, 2009, 08:17:10 AM
You people are pathetic!

No one has bothered with chicks for free.



Re: ian's soul Reply #28 on: June 15, 2009, 09:42:49 AM
so I get $5 here, come on guys. You've seen Ian, his soul has been around more than Sasha
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: ian's soul Reply #29 on: June 15, 2009, 05:11:56 PM
I was wanting the " I want my mtv " line. but .....

Have you seen MTV lately? DO NOT WANT.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ian's soul Reply #30 on: June 15, 2009, 05:13:38 PM
I havent seen it in umm...10 years. It sucked back then too.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: ian's soul Reply #31 on: June 15, 2009, 05:53:41 PM
Not as much as it does now.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ian's soul Reply #32 on: June 15, 2009, 06:15:51 PM
How bad could it get ? When I saw it, it was some reality shit and a bit of music... wha did they do ? more "reality" ? cause that would suck harder.

I didnt mind that VH1 thing...but neither chan was something I would pay for.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: ian's soul Reply #33 on: June 15, 2009, 06:16:23 PM
and then they made mtv2 for actual videos.. and now that's full of anything but these days.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: ian's soul Reply #34 on: June 15, 2009, 06:19:13 PM
I thought you were still talking about the soul!



Re: ian's soul Reply #35 on: June 15, 2009, 06:32:02 PM
It's page 2. The soul wont come back till after somebody posts the " who gives a fuck about MTV " reply.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: ian's soul Reply #36 on: June 15, 2009, 06:36:41 PM
How bad could it get ? When I saw it, it was some reality shit and a bit of music... wha did they do ? more "reality" ? cause that would suck harder.

I didnt mind that VH1 thing...but neither chan was something I would pay for.

Both play pretty much nothing but "reality" shows now. I have no idea about MTV2 - never seen it.

MTV GET OFF THE AIR!

Kinda sad how MTV back when Jello et al were hating on it was eight million times better than it is today.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ian's soul Reply #37 on: June 15, 2009, 06:42:00 PM
Is there a "new" music chan ? or has the net just taken over as the conduit of choice for the demo ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: ian's soul Reply #38 on: June 15, 2009, 09:49:11 PM
Are people talking?
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: ian's soul Reply #39 on: June 16, 2009, 03:22:35 AM
Niggaz Done Started Something ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #40 on: June 16, 2009, 08:23:58 AM
Thread derailed?

SUCCESS!



Re: ian's soul Reply #41 on: June 16, 2009, 10:54:25 AM
Sorry I'm late to the party, but if the little faggot had his own jet airplane we'd see him more often than every other October...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: ian's soul Reply #42 on: June 16, 2009, 11:03:30 AM
Can I floss my ass with it?
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Re: ian's soul Reply #43 on: June 16, 2009, 04:08:53 PM
The Man's Too Strong ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #44 on: June 16, 2009, 04:48:46 PM
FWIW, Brothers in Arms was recorded at AIR Studios in Montserrat, which is about 30 miles from here.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ian's soul Reply #45 on: June 16, 2009, 06:51:34 PM
I wonder if their equipment is sensitive enough to record Ian's soul ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: ian's soul Reply #46 on: June 16, 2009, 07:05:52 PM
I think we should do some privates investigations over that very topic ...
... someone call in the Angel Of Mercy for backup!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #47 on: June 17, 2009, 04:40:54 AM
Sorry I'm late to the party, but if the little faggot had his own jet airplane we'd see him more often than every other October...

Hell, if the little faggot had his own jet airplane, he'd be rich enough to just move to the US...



Re: ian's soul Reply #48 on: June 17, 2009, 07:49:15 AM
Why would you want to do that?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: ian's soul Reply #49 on: June 17, 2009, 08:04:09 AM
just sayin...



Re: ian's soul Reply #50 on: June 17, 2009, 05:31:31 PM
I wouldn't mind eventually maybe having a house somewhere in the US. Dunno if I'd wanna be there permanently, though.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ian's soul Reply #51 on: June 18, 2009, 01:43:03 PM
Where Do You Think You're Going?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #52 on: June 18, 2009, 03:45:11 PM
You people are pathetic!

No one has bothered with chicks for free.

You rang?



Re: ian's soul Reply #53 on: June 18, 2009, 06:08:11 PM
I suppose it could be Your Latest Trick.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #54 on: June 23, 2009, 11:25:05 PM
The joke here is that he hasn't one.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: ian's soul Reply #55 on: June 23, 2009, 11:36:08 PM
Just Ride Across The River; don't make me pull out my Six Blade Knife!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #56 on: August 11, 2009, 05:00:57 AM
Alright, motherfuckers, which one of you asshats is currently in possession of my soul?

C'mon, out with it already!



Re: ian's soul Reply #57 on: August 11, 2009, 07:13:56 AM
I traded it to Lucas for viagra. Sorry.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: ian's soul Reply #58 on: August 11, 2009, 08:45:42 AM
We cut it up and hid the pieces like Osiris's body.

Except the soul's penis, which Lucas now possesses.



Re: ian's soul Reply #59 on: August 11, 2009, 11:19:41 AM
I'll take it!



Re: ian's soul Reply #60 on: August 15, 2009, 05:29:38 PM
No, I heard he gave it to Baggie ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #61 on: August 16, 2009, 03:57:26 AM
I think Bagman made a mold of his penis with Ian's penis' soul.



Re: ian's soul Reply #62 on: August 16, 2009, 04:03:27 AM
So, is it Ian's or Baggie's penis we're looking at?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #63 on: August 16, 2009, 07:33:52 PM
Michael Jackson's.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: ian's soul Reply #64 on: August 17, 2009, 01:15:13 AM
Ahhh ...
I'm not 10 though, so maybe that's why it's not magical/mystical to me?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #65 on: August 17, 2009, 01:44:28 AM
It's a riddle dipped in a mystery, wrapped in an enigma and labelled a travesty.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: ian's soul Reply #66 on: August 17, 2009, 01:46:35 AM
it's a mars bar
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: ian's soul Reply #67 on: August 19, 2009, 04:20:12 PM
Turn him around, dude ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #68 on: August 21, 2009, 12:50:42 AM
Michael Jackson's.

Dude, if I had a mold of Michael Jackson's fag pole I'd be a millionaire.



Re: ian's soul Reply #69 on: August 24, 2009, 02:12:54 AM
"Experience an evening in Neverland...."



Re: ian's soul Reply #70 on: September 18, 2009, 09:55:03 PM
hahahahaha ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')