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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!


ian's soul(Read 18436 times)
ian's soul on: June 11, 2009, 12:42:57 AM
slightly tarnished, but largely OK due to not being used since 1994
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: ian's soul Reply #1 on: June 11, 2009, 01:32:02 AM
So youre the one who has it!

Not that I've missed it or anything...



Re: ian's soul Reply #2 on: June 11, 2009, 01:39:04 AM
shhh, you're getting a % of proceeds here. Enough to replace that liver you've been asking about
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: ian's soul Reply #3 on: June 11, 2009, 06:50:39 AM
ahhh sweet!!!



Re: ian's soul Reply #4 on: June 11, 2009, 01:07:21 PM
I'd put my soul up for sale but I already sold it for drug money.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: ian's soul Reply #5 on: June 11, 2009, 01:45:58 PM
Can you get high off a thimble of cough syrup ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: ian's soul Reply #6 on: June 11, 2009, 02:14:33 PM
I offer $2.50 US.



Re: ian's soul Reply #7 on: June 11, 2009, 02:19:35 PM
I don't think you could cure a cough with a thimble full of cough syrup.  But you COULD get high off of a thimble full of pure DXM.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: ian's soul Reply #8 on: June 11, 2009, 09:31:45 PM
I knew he was a soulless monster. Now I know why.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: ian's soul Reply #9 on: June 12, 2009, 05:38:46 PM
I offer $2.50 US.

I'm assuming it's $.25 increments ....

I offer $2.75 US.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #10 on: June 13, 2009, 03:03:05 AM
Wait, it's hours later and I just thought of something;
I remember years ago on A-S, Mosh saying he had no soul ....

Is this a scam?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #11 on: June 13, 2009, 08:43:41 AM
I am willing to pay up to $5 to find out!



Re: ian's soul Reply #12 on: June 13, 2009, 10:18:58 AM
Money for nothing!



Re: ian's soul Reply #13 on: June 13, 2009, 03:46:01 PM
Ian's a little faggot with an earring and some makeup?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ian's soul Reply #14 on: June 13, 2009, 04:09:28 PM
.... and is available for $5!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #15 on: June 13, 2009, 04:30:49 PM
OK, but is that his real hair?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ian's soul Reply #16 on: June 13, 2009, 06:08:45 PM
Is the faggot a millionaire?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #17 on: June 13, 2009, 06:55:49 PM
No idea. Anyway, I'll be back. I've gotta go install some microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries, etc.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ian's soul Reply #18 on: June 13, 2009, 10:02:03 PM
this can be discussed further after i'm done moving these refrigerators and color tvs.



this joke is old hat but i couldn't help myself.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: ian's soul Reply #19 on: June 13, 2009, 11:09:26 PM
I must say that Dire Straights are one of my least favourite bands ever.



Re: ian's soul Reply #20 on: June 14, 2009, 01:26:21 AM
They don't fit into your walk of life?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #21 on: June 14, 2009, 01:55:08 PM
Is this a bundled package ? you know, comes with cable tv ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: ian's soul Reply #22 on: June 14, 2009, 02:54:31 PM
You are my true brother in arms!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #23 on: June 14, 2009, 06:38:35 PM
Is this a bundled package ? you know, comes with cable tv ?

Dude, why worry?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: ian's soul Reply #24 on: June 14, 2009, 06:57:18 PM
Dude, he's so far away from it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #25 on: June 14, 2009, 11:08:24 PM
I was wanting the " I want my mtv " line. but .....
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: ian's soul Reply #26 on: June 15, 2009, 01:04:35 AM
I'm on a different plain here, man ...
It's my industrial disease ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: ian's soul Reply #27 on: June 15, 2009, 08:17:10 AM
You people are pathetic!

No one has bothered with chicks for free.



Re: ian's soul Reply #28 on: June 15, 2009, 09:42:49 AM
so I get $5 here, come on guys. You've seen Ian, his soul has been around more than Sasha
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: ian's soul Reply #29 on: June 15, 2009, 05:11:56 PM
I was wanting the " I want my mtv " line. but .....

Have you seen MTV lately? DO NOT WANT.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.