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Welcome tribute to our newest member(Read 4706 times)
Welcome tribute to our newest member on: June 24, 2009, 10:05:02 AM
O Qua Tangin Wan!

The best of Riley martin

I SOOOOO miss Howard and Sirius...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #1 on: June 28, 2009, 04:03:40 PM
Yeah, it's weird, the email goes to his domain and the account was VALIDATED ...
I guess we'll see ...

I think it'd be cool as fuck to have him here ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #2 on: June 28, 2009, 11:14:36 PM
Qua Omsa La Juwann Friend Zoomie.  I have been reading around here and I like it.  Good spirit and fun.  Some of you could use a revival of faith and love.  You are all truly wayfarers, near and dear, and beloved by our friends in the sky.

I look forward to being with all of you.  We are embarked upon a great and noble mission.  Enjoy it!



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #3 on: June 29, 2009, 04:04:50 AM
I look forward to being with all of you.
The man has grand plans to shag the lot of us.

I hope he brings his alien friends to join in the proposed orgy.



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #4 on: June 29, 2009, 05:11:02 AM
Some of you could use a revival of faith and love.

Understatement of the year.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #5 on: June 29, 2009, 10:16:31 AM
Head of the line, Dylie boy...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #6 on: June 29, 2009, 02:42:13 PM
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #7 on: June 29, 2009, 03:34:01 PM
Hold your $5.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #8 on: June 29, 2009, 05:22:35 PM
Yeah, we'll put it to use to buy Dylan a Riley Medal ...
http://www.rileymartin.tv/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PLST&Store_Code=TORMS

From his website:
Quote
Riley Martin: sharecropper kid, to a Biaviian mothership

Riley Martin says it all started when he was seven... they took little Riley aboard an alien spacecraft to a huge mothership near the planet Saturn. Born 1946 into a family of sharecroppers where adults can not read or write. In 1953 two aliens took little Riley on his first trip to their mothership near Saturn. Riley's second trip was when he was 18. It was on this trip that they placed a strange looking headset on him... then in a matter of seconds download into his brain ...beautiful symbols by the thousands...then while Riley slept they downloaded the history of humanity, alien insights,and a whole lot more.Riley made friends with this little alien he calls..Tan.O-Qua Tangin Wann.

Tan released a block they had on Riley's memory. Then in 1987 Riley was driving on Interstate-40 and saw 4 saucers coming up behind his car he took four pictures of them then took those Polaroid photographs to a hypnotist... he was hypnotized to find out what happened. Then Riley wrote it down. It was a 593 page manuscript Riley called it The Coming of Tan.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #9 on: June 29, 2009, 07:06:05 PM
Wow Riley, you have a lot more in your store than you used to have. I'mma get me a ""Uuuuuuh... and things of this nature" t-shirt. And a piss jug. And maybe a "Targzissians are obviously reptilian" keyring.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #10 on: June 30, 2009, 02:47:54 AM
This is definitely intriguing ....

Riley Martin, here, on LG ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #11 on: June 30, 2009, 02:52:02 AM
or

This is definitely intriguing ....

Riley Martin's assistant, here, on LG ....
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #12 on: June 30, 2009, 06:29:22 AM
I hope Riley Martian posts often...

very very often.



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #13 on: June 30, 2009, 11:08:05 PM
I hope Riley Martian posts often...

very very often.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #14 on: July 02, 2009, 05:36:53 PM
Hey, Riley; what's your take on this?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #15 on: July 03, 2009, 07:05:28 AM
I'm not Riley, but Mitt is fucked up.



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #16 on: July 03, 2009, 07:14:50 AM
Shhh, I wanna see what Riley thinks about this ....
I really hope it's him; he's a good "listen" on satellite radio ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #17 on: July 03, 2009, 10:22:45 AM
Fanboy.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #18 on: July 03, 2009, 12:16:06 PM
I hope the aliens want me!



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #19 on: July 03, 2009, 04:17:34 PM
You have to buy one of Riley's symbols if you want to get on the mothership...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #20 on: July 03, 2009, 04:28:43 PM
Yeah ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #21 on: July 03, 2009, 09:53:59 PM
If this is the real Riley, then I'll buy one.



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #22 on: July 03, 2009, 10:04:14 PM
Who knows how many Riley clones the aliens made..
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #23 on: July 04, 2009, 05:01:24 AM
Again, it was VALIDATED as from his main domain email ...
I can't tell you otherwise ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #24 on: July 04, 2009, 01:36:33 PM
Who knows what the aliens know about computers..
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #25 on: July 04, 2009, 02:53:48 PM
That too ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #26 on: July 05, 2009, 12:26:12 AM
Arent alien computers Mac compatible?



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #27 on: July 05, 2009, 12:31:40 AM
Where did you think Macs came from?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #28 on: July 05, 2009, 01:31:48 AM
California.



Re: Welcome tribute to our newest member Reply #29 on: July 05, 2009, 02:31:48 AM
Oh, sure ...
... next you'll tell us there's no such thing as Santa!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')