Man, one time I went to see a pretty hyped up movie on opening weekend (like Spider Man 3, or another big movie like that) and saw the best thing ever. Me and my girlfriend were sitting up top in the last row like we usually do and there was this group of punk asses a couple of rows ahead of us "reserving" the whole row of one of the largest theaters in the megaplex.
Man, they were such hard asses. There was a group of five of them sitting on the end of the row and every time somebody went to take a seat in the row they would be all "YO! THIS WHOLE ROW IS OURS! NAH MAN, THE WHOLE ROW DOG!!!". They were being real dicks about it and acting like they were going to fight anybody who tried to take a seat.
One of the guys was being particularly douchey about it, and I remember one of his boys being like, "But they ain't even comin dog" and the douchey guy being like, "So what. Fuck these people, what are they gonna do".
By now the theater was pretty packed, and I was dying in anticipation of seeing these assholes getting stomped, when a group of three or four big ass, for real nigga looking black dudes came up and tried to walk past them.
Don't you know it, the douchey guy who was picking a fight with everyone else is now all like, "Uh, we're saving these seats for some friends of ours (so if you please couldn't sit here that would be nice for our friends if it would be okay with you)."
So one of the niggas is all like, "Whatd he say?". And the dude in front is all like "Mofucka said he's saving these seats".
So the niggas look back and forth at each other for a moment, then said "Fuck that shit" and walk past the douches to take a seat in the middle of the "saved" row, and the douches don't do anything.
Actually, that's not true. They bitched each other out for like five minutes over who's fault it was, arguing over who exactly pussied out and didn't get tough with the giant gorillas who just took their seats.