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don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.


Cock rings(Read 4009 times)
Cock rings on: March 04, 2009, 02:33:55 AM
Anybody ever use 'em?

What's better - the kind you wrap around both your balls and your dick or just the dick kind? I bought a pack earlier in the week -- gonna try it out tomorrow night. They are the dick kind, and not the balls-and-dick kind. I read you're only supposed to leave them on for 20 - 30 minutes max, or your dick might explode or something.

Is it harder to blow your load with a cock ring? Not really what I need if so...



 



Re: Cock rings Reply #1 on: March 04, 2009, 02:51:23 AM
I had some cock rings but I only used them when I was on drugs cuz most drugs kill my boner.
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Re: Cock rings Reply #2 on: March 16, 2009, 09:51:12 AM
top

update please
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Re: Cock rings Reply #3 on: March 16, 2009, 04:16:43 PM
You got me, I can't figure out which of them would be the top either.
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Re: Cock rings Reply #4 on: March 16, 2009, 05:10:08 PM
hahahaha ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Cock rings Reply #5 on: March 16, 2009, 07:45:21 PM
I'd bet money that danzig would be the top, baggy would be the bottom.



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Re: Cock rings Reply #6 on: March 16, 2009, 10:14:57 PM
You are a horrible person.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Cock rings Reply #7 on: March 17, 2009, 10:38:02 AM
done with this forum for work, that pic gave me the fright of my life today

mind you, me opening a thread at this site = retard. Thread called "cock rings" = uber retard
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Cock rings Reply #8 on: March 17, 2009, 04:47:44 PM
I always say, who needs cock rings when you are bustin' o-rings.
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Re: Cock rings Reply #9 on: March 18, 2009, 01:53:27 AM
*nods*
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Cock rings Reply #10 on: March 18, 2009, 02:36:15 AM
I always say, who needs cock rings when you are bustin' o-rings.

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Re: Cock rings Reply #11 on: March 20, 2009, 11:15:55 AM
You got me, I can't figure out which of them would be the top either.

You got a rare actual LOL out of me.
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Re: Cock rings Reply #12 on: March 20, 2009, 11:18:37 AM
Awesome.

How come when I'm at work their fascist websense blocks everything except for THAT picture? GET ON THE BALL WEBSENSE!
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
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Re: Cock rings Reply #13 on: September 14, 2009, 12:58:40 AM
What's better - the kind you wrap around both your balls and your dick or just the dick kind? I bought a pack earlier in the week -- gonna try it out tomorrow night. They are the dick kind, and not the balls-and-dick kind. I read you're only supposed to leave them on for 20 - 30 minutes max, or your dick might explode or something.

You never told us how this went, man.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Cock rings Reply #14 on: September 14, 2009, 03:02:18 AM
Eh, I don't like them. My dick hurt badly after wearing it the few times I tried it out. All that blood stuck in your wiener with nowhere to flow. Plus I was afraid I would permanently break my equipment. COCK RINGS = FAIL.

PS: I didn't need to see that picture again.



Re: Cock rings Reply #15 on: September 14, 2009, 03:17:14 AM
hmm im about 100 years behind on everything, especially sexual knowledge but i cant help it be jealous. cock rings are supposedly to enhanse pleasure for men (cuz like, its just so difficult for guys to get off) but is there anything for us girls? like a pair of underwear with a flapper on it or somethin? shit. not fair. so much harder for women to get off than men.
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Re: Cock rings Reply #16 on: September 14, 2009, 06:06:08 AM
vibrator. switch
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Re: Cock rings Reply #17 on: September 14, 2009, 07:01:47 AM
Yes there are panties with a tiny vibrator built in, that is remotely controlled.
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Re: Cock rings Reply #18 on: September 14, 2009, 07:24:50 AM
Pfft... wireless egg's are sooo 2007.

It's all about electrocution now.



Re: Cock rings Reply #19 on: September 14, 2009, 07:33:13 AM
Is that an electro stim in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

And just so you know, I'll the thinking that the entire time I see you next month...
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Re: Cock rings Reply #20 on: September 14, 2009, 07:35:42 AM
When I'm in Cologne, I will purchase a pussy in a bottle smell thing, and post it to you.

I promise not to sniff the smell entirely out of the thing before dropping it in an envelope.



Re: Cock rings Reply #21 on: September 14, 2009, 07:48:53 PM
I'd bet money that danzig would be the top, baggy would be the bottom.



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