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(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.


Young fatties for Zoomie(Read 149622 times)
Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #30 on: July 04, 2009, 06:59:19 PM
I think his father did that.
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #31 on: July 04, 2009, 09:13:27 PM
Those boobs are HUGE! *slams fist down onto the sick alarm*



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #32 on: July 05, 2009, 10:20:04 AM
god she's got to have severe back pain



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #33 on: July 05, 2009, 11:39:01 AM
Zoomie make it allllll bettah...
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #34 on: July 05, 2009, 03:38:22 PM
hahahahaha ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #35 on: July 05, 2009, 05:35:10 PM
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #36 on: July 06, 2009, 12:50:50 AM
Big bewbs, must suck.
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #37 on: July 06, 2009, 12:53:22 AM
Big bewbs, must suck.

There really is no point posting something so obvious.

What the fuck am I saying? This is L-G.....99% useless posts.
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #38 on: July 06, 2009, 03:10:59 AM
hahahaha
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #39 on: July 06, 2009, 10:05:51 AM
w0rd.
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #40 on: July 08, 2009, 04:35:59 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #41 on: July 08, 2009, 05:03:25 PM
Zoomie make it allllll bettah...

Fucking brilliant!
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #42 on: July 09, 2009, 02:49:20 AM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #43 on: July 09, 2009, 09:49:06 AM
Hmm ...

I might have to try it out first ?

And see if I should do it or not.
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #44 on: July 09, 2009, 09:57:46 AM
Too Asian. And she didn't take her shoes off.
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #45 on: July 10, 2009, 09:48:51 PM
I actually didn't notice ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #46 on: July 10, 2009, 11:53:31 PM
Well there ya go.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #47 on: July 11, 2009, 01:33:21 AM
I hate when they don't take their shoes off. Fucking sluts.

Sluts
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #48 on: July 11, 2009, 12:46:44 PM
http://www.redtube.com/20108
I present to you:
"You get to lick fatty's cunt"
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #49 on: July 11, 2009, 01:43:34 PM
That's a little TOO much.

OK a lot.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #50 on: July 11, 2009, 08:24:16 PM
Gojira!
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #51 on: July 12, 2009, 01:53:04 AM
I watch PARTS of that again ...
I can't watch the whole thing ....

I, just, uhm, don't know ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #52 on: July 24, 2009, 12:20:12 PM
Oh, 11 years later you guys come around. What next, you all come out as toesuckers???

Gotta find a new fetish, I can't have anything to myself, dammit...

Awww!  You can have ME to yourself, Zoomers!

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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #53 on: July 24, 2009, 12:24:56 PM
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #54 on: July 24, 2009, 01:04:01 PM
Sounds like you're doing it right to me.
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #55 on: July 24, 2009, 06:54:43 PM
Sounds like you're doing it right to me.

That's what they ALL say...   ;D

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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #56 on: July 24, 2009, 09:12:26 PM
Wendy, you know damn well, that if I DIDN'T know you already have a BF I'd be on my way to the border. Locked and loaded.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #57 on: July 28, 2009, 02:59:50 AM
hahahaha ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #58 on: July 29, 2009, 12:39:16 AM
ZOMG never coming to this thread again
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Re: Young fatties for Zoomie Reply #59 on: July 29, 2009, 02:19:52 PM
I'll come here, however, I'm wearing a welding mask ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')